Mitt, the twitt,
Is a nit wit.
Presidentially not fit
To do his bit.
Not a hit,
but a git
with no wit
is our Mr. Mitt...
Answer only in rhyming poetry... Test your skill!
Mittens rode in to town
onlookers observed the clown
no statesman was he as he ridiculed me
but that didn't bring me down
As he stepped off the very small plane
and looked all around with disdain
folks pointed and jeered 'he really is weird'
but the show will go on all the same
Great applause! Much better than mine!
Mitt and Barry went to town,
Ridin' on a pony.
Yankee Doodle, looking on,
Said 'Man, that pair is Phoney.'
One is rich, we don't want that,
The other's rich indeed.
One hides his taxes under his hat
The other his whole history.
Obama wears a frown
The sad smile of a pathetic clown
Insisting he is right
Prepared to compel us with his might
A narcissist with a bloodlust calling
No remorse for those that have fallen!
Umm. I'd rewrite the last line to say, "No remorse for those who are falling."
But otherwise, good!
About Bain, he lied,
Tax? he defied,
In London, he tried,
In 2012, he's denied.
Unless asked about tax
when i refuse to give max
but who gives a **** about facts
They say dressage is for the elite
but i swear i do not eat meat
no dog will you find on my roof
that youtube image was spoof
i can turn this country around
you just have to give me some ground
an asset stripper, not i
i'm just a regular guy.... :
Poetry on HP? Well, I'll be damned!
I though poetry was to be banned!
Don't let Matthew Kirk see this thread --
If you're rhyming words he will have your head!
That's how it is with Matthew Kirk --
He's far above poetry. Or perhaps he's just a... hubber who hates poetry.
There once was a man from Michigan
An election he set out to win
He tried very hard
To be chosen on the card
But the people did not believe his spin
Obama was stuck with the terrible muck
left by Bush, the inelegant douche.
Now he sighs, as he tries,
To have the wit to beat a twit.
I once threw a shoe at his head (lord bush)
incarcerated, humiliated, i bled
on national tv was he
ducked and dived like mohamed ali
and wall street they are so divine
yet i make out they are swine
how will this sad saga end
when we all refuse to bend
so be it.
by mio cid 7 years ago
The man is truly embarrassing,he is incapable of answering a single question on any topic because of the fear of the extreme right which makes him give nonsensical answers and look like a mumbling fool when asked even the simplest of questions.
by Dr Billy Kidd 11 years ago
The Romney Dog-on-the-Car-Roof story seem to be a big hit, bigger than the one about the fiddler on the roof. Yet, some people say it's no big deal to put a dog in a cage on the roof of your car and travel all day. And how can you judge unless you were there? But the story won't go away. Is it that...
by David 11 years ago
Why did Mitt Romney lose the election?Why do you think he lost? Was it his policies, VP, Sandy or???Let's please keep this political and not get into name calling or other non-productive things.
by Holle Abee 11 years ago
Okay, MM - here it is:The event started at 12:30. Hubby and I arrived at 10:30 and got in line. We were about #49 and #50 standing in line waiting for the doors to open at 11:30. It was cold and windy, and I was freezing! We chatted with other attendees while we waited. The guy behind us was a...
by Sheila 9 years ago
Should Romney run for President again in 2016? Why or why not? Who should be his running mate?
by Sooner28 11 years ago
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/2 … 28095.htmlNot only is the GOP the Guarantors of Poverty in economics, they also have a poverty of thought, which is lacking in 21st century ideas. I'm wondering if Fox News will call out Romney for this racist joke.
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