You may have heard the very real and startling news that a U.S. government agency has collected a great deal of hard UFO evidence. It was just shut down to help pay for the corporate and billionaire tax cut.
What you may not have heard comes from some well-placed friends of mine in the U.S. military. One of the alien craft landed on the White House lawn the other day. Donald Trump came out to negotiate with them on behalf of all humanity.
Unfortunately, Mr. Trump made a few mistakes. He:
1. Grabbed one of the female aliens by the *ussy and bragged about it.
2. Poisoned two of the aliens by insisting they share some of his Big Mac breakfast.
3. Insisted that only White Anglo Saxon Protestant aliens can land on U.S. soil. Otherwise, he will build a "space wall" to block out illegal aliens and make the galaxy pay for it.
4. Demanded a bigly ray gun for himself and Vladimir Putin so they can evaporate all media, liberals and FBI agents.
The friendly aliens decided that humanity is a warped and dangerous race. They plan to do the galaxy a favor by wiping us out. The deadline for our extinction is midnight on Dec. 31.
Ufo's are assumed to be real, by me. This bizarre desire to believe even the most ridiculous things about politicians we don't like is what I find baffling. Assuming all parties are adults. Maybe that's my mistake.
You really must get your head out oif the sand and stop being a lamestream media sheeple. Alexa at infosmears.com has all the latest info. She bravely screams it into her monitor so loudly that you know it must be true. Wake up!
I love sarcasm - LoL! Most of the people who would care the least about this are:
1) people who don't believe aliens exist; and wouldn't even if all the countries of the world released their collective 'hard evidence'. After all, who needs science; and we already know that ALL government agencies want to deceive us!
2) Christians who are now convinced that aliens are the 'demons' that the bible talks about. And of course, you can't stop God cuz he IS IN CONTROL; and Trump is his current 'savior' for us poor schmucks.
Perspective is everything. I, personally, don't care about them getting rid of this particular agency; although I do care about the reason why it has to go, now. Debt + debt + debt + less income can't lead to more income. Its illogical, though I do understand that this policy is supposed to encourage consumers to spend more since they will supposedly have more.
If I trusted businesses and corporations to actually share the wealth, I might be more optimistic - but our companies have incredibly selfish reputations; plus less & less regulations to keep them honest. (They were too dishonest, remember? Its why the regulations were put on them in the first place.)
So essentially, we are giving a little more money to people who are already struggling. Maybe it will help them struggle a little less for a while by helping them pay their bills; but it isn't like the rich don't already spend their money when their taxes are high - they STILL DO. Less taxes doesn't stop them from living lives of luxury. I don't think its going to spur much more consumer spending for the struggling-all-this-time middle & lower classes - which is what they are supposedly trying to do.
What looks good on paper isn't going to work unless you also consider the habits and happenings among businesses. Then again, it is really 'business' that is in office. It isn't surprising that they are the ones getting the biggest breaks. We'll see how well they actually spread the wealth among the people. Its not exactly a noble act that they are known for.
Thank you for adding some humor to my life today. As one who has seen UFOs on several occasions, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if your little satire turned out to be true.
This is a true story although it's so funny that it raises skepticism. During twilight on the 4th of July, 1997, as my husband and I were driving down Hwy. 67-167 we saw an enormous boomerang shaped black UFO with lights in the V portion zoom over the Little Rock Air Force Base at Jacksonville, AR. It stopped and hovered for several minutes. What I find hilarious about this is that it was a few minutes after the annual July 4th fireworks began at the base. What were these aliens (if they were aliens) thinking? Were we about to start WWIII or had they been listening to broadcasts in English and know that this was just ridiculous human entertainment? They hovered just long enough for us to drive about 20 miles from Beebe to Cabot and then zoomed off into oblivion. We were disappointed that they didn't stay in range until we got to the air base. We had been watching them in the sky for about 45 minutes before darkness and the fireworks set in. It had been skipping around the state and first appeared as a tiny cigar-shaped bright object before we were able to get a good look at it and its lights over the base. Nobody else reported seeing them. I guess they were too busy watching fireworks.
Well , all I had to read was Harry Reid . I think your friends in high places just might be a source that you consider dropping as a very reliable future source . But , like all of the other baseless Trumpphobia , did you get pictures and proof? Or did Harry call you?
It is amazing how many fatalists are also Trump supporters - atheists and doomsday Christians are in agreement and on the same side. We NEEDED to 'stick it to the world' one last time before letting God, aliens or ourselves blow it all to smithereens...
Gosh, what if they're all wrong - and we have to live on this planet for several hundreds of generations to come? LoL!
Oh, no! We could immigrate to Mars (do they have Christmas on Mars?) if only we could get a visa. And just think - global warming on Mars would be a good thing, and it seems doubtful we would ever kill another species off.
Hilary Clinton last seen boarding Alien space craft wearing short shorts with new set of luggage 'Bimbo bags" from Prada* . Seen handing off dossier on tarmac -meeting to green faced -Mueller look alike . Or was it really Mueller with a green face ?
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