You may have heard the very real and startling news that a U.S. government agency has collected a great deal of hard UFO evidence. It was just shut down to help pay for the corporate and billionaire tax cut.
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story … eid-216111
What you may not have heard comes from some well-placed friends of mine in the U.S. military. One of the alien craft landed on the White House lawn the other day. Donald Trump came out to negotiate with them on behalf of all humanity.
Unfortunately, Mr. Trump made a few mistakes. He:
1. Grabbed one of the female aliens by the *ussy and bragged about it.
2. Poisoned two of the aliens by insisting they share some of his Big Mac breakfast.
3. Insisted that only White Anglo Saxon Protestant aliens can land on U.S. soil. Otherwise, he will build a "space wall" to block out illegal aliens and make the galaxy pay for it.
4. Demanded a bigly ray gun for himself and Vladimir Putin so they can evaporate all media, liberals and FBI agents.
The friendly aliens decided that humanity is a warped and dangerous race. They plan to do the galaxy a favor by wiping us out. The deadline for our extinction is midnight on Dec. 31.
Scary what the left will swallow as truth.
Do you mean evidence about UFOs or the existence of the agency?
The existence of the program is well documented.
https://www.google.com/search?safe=off& … 0iz_0CWNHs
Ufo's are assumed to be real, by me. This bizarre desire to believe even the most ridiculous things about politicians we don't like is what I find baffling. Assuming all parties are adults. Maybe that's my mistake.
I was skeptical until the part about the bigly ray guns, then I was sold.
Some things are said tongue in cheek. Some people are too angry to see it.
Yes, of course. That was all in fun because you are so open minded and fair handed when it comes to politics.
Maybe, some just get tired of the ignorance.
Yes, I am, based on my votes for both Republicans and Democrats.
I am much more open minded than the people who spew pure hatred for Hillary Clinton here on HP.
Then they get furious when someone pokes a little fun at Trump.
Maybe, some just get tired of the hypocrisy.
"Don't take life too seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway."
You really must get your head out oif the sand and stop being a lamestream media sheeple. Alexa at infosmears.com has all the latest info. She bravely screams it into her monitor so loudly that you know it must be true. Wake up!
I love sarcasm - LoL! Most of the people who would care the least about this are:
1) people who don't believe aliens exist; and wouldn't even if all the countries of the world released their collective 'hard evidence'. After all, who needs science; and we already know that ALL government agencies want to deceive us!
2) Christians who are now convinced that aliens are the 'demons' that the bible talks about. And of course, you can't stop God cuz he IS IN CONTROL; and Trump is his current 'savior' for us poor schmucks.
Perspective is everything. I, personally, don't care about them getting rid of this particular agency; although I do care about the reason why it has to go, now. Debt + debt + debt + less income can't lead to more income. Its illogical, though I do understand that this policy is supposed to encourage consumers to spend more since they will supposedly have more.
If I trusted businesses and corporations to actually share the wealth, I might be more optimistic - but our companies have incredibly selfish reputations; plus less & less regulations to keep them honest. (They were too dishonest, remember? Its why the regulations were put on them in the first place.)
So essentially, we are giving a little more money to people who are already struggling. Maybe it will help them struggle a little less for a while by helping them pay their bills; but it isn't like the rich don't already spend their money when their taxes are high - they STILL DO. Less taxes doesn't stop them from living lives of luxury. I don't think its going to spur much more consumer spending for the struggling-all-this-time middle & lower classes - which is what they are supposedly trying to do.
What looks good on paper isn't going to work unless you also consider the habits and happenings among businesses. Then again, it is really 'business' that is in office. It isn't surprising that they are the ones getting the biggest breaks. We'll see how well they actually spread the wealth among the people. Its not exactly a noble act that they are known for.
Thank you for adding some humor to my life today. As one who has seen UFOs on several occasions, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if your little satire turned out to be true.
This is a true story although it's so funny that it raises skepticism. During twilight on the 4th of July, 1997, as my husband and I were driving down Hwy. 67-167 we saw an enormous boomerang shaped black UFO with lights in the V portion zoom over the Little Rock Air Force Base at Jacksonville, AR. It stopped and hovered for several minutes. What I find hilarious about this is that it was a few minutes after the annual July 4th fireworks began at the base. What were these aliens (if they were aliens) thinking? Were we about to start WWIII or had they been listening to broadcasts in English and know that this was just ridiculous human entertainment? They hovered just long enough for us to drive about 20 miles from Beebe to Cabot and then zoomed off into oblivion. We were disappointed that they didn't stay in range until we got to the air base. We had been watching them in the sky for about 45 minutes before darkness and the fireworks set in. It had been skipping around the state and first appeared as a tiny cigar-shaped bright object before we were able to get a good look at it and its lights over the base. Nobody else reported seeing them. I guess they were too busy watching fireworks.
Yep, I saw it along with some of the videos. I wonder if they are leaking this stuff just to get people gradually used to the possibility that we are getting visits from very far away.
We have some homegrown aliens of our own.
LOL. Yes, we do. And some of them post here on HP!
Since our population is aging, maybe some of these aliens are willing to do home healthcare.
Well , all I had to read was Harry Reid . I think your friends in high places just might be a source that you consider dropping as a very reliable future source . But , like all of the other baseless Trumpphobia , did you get pictures and proof?
Or did Harry call you?
Yes, they have pictures and proof from U.S. military pilots. And the Secret Service filmed the negotiation between Trump and the aliens.
Are those the pictures I saw on conspiracies4u.com? The lamestream media sure won't report it. That's why I only read real news, like on leftwingbutjobhaven.com and infosmears.com.
The lamestream media thinks we're stupid.
I'm a little unclear about your point. Are you saying there is no such thing as UFOs?
Of course there are Unidentified Flying Objects. Now, I want to see that video of Trump negotiating with aliens.
Don't you believe me? I'm hurt. I would never make up such a thing.
http://realnewsrightnow.com/2017/09/whi … restrials/
Oh, I believe you. I just wanna see the video.
I'm working on it. My friend at the FBI says it's classified, but it should appear soon on YouTube.
Your friend is brave. I'm hearing things about very old people dying for mysterious reasons. I know you're not old but I heard no one is safe from dying. Be careful!
As long as S. Claus has had time to make his rounds, I'm OK with it. One last Christmas and pull the curtain closed.
It is amazing how many fatalists are also Trump supporters - atheists and doomsday Christians are in agreement and on the same side. We NEEDED to 'stick it to the world' one last time before letting God, aliens or ourselves blow it all to smithereens...
Gosh, what if they're all wrong - and we have to live on this planet for several hundreds of generations to come? LoL!
Typical. Just throw up your hands and say nothing can be done. Surely a solution can be found.
Don't worry they will take your American Express or Master Card
Hilary Clinton last seen boarding Alien space craft wearing short shorts with new set of luggage 'Bimbo bags" from Prada* . Seen handing off dossier on tarmac -meeting to green faced -Mueller look alike .
Or was it really Mueller with a green face ?
Hilary -Trump got a "thing" going ?
Aliens Offer Trump automatic astral cleansing program for Obama holdovers , a safe space community in space .
Side note ; Putin offers Aliens Siberia Gulags for cost effects of political cleansing
Aliens announce that politicians to be arrested and jailed immediately because of past , present or future crimes ,except Clinton's ,given full official amnesty .
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