When you burp in public, you say "pardon me". What do you say when you fart in p

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  1. anatomynotes profile image95
    anatomynotesposted 5 years ago

    When you burp in public, you say "pardon me". What do you say when you fart in public ...

    When you burp in public, you say "pardon me". What do you say when you fart in public? Do you say nothing and just walk away?

  2. JimTxMiller profile image76
    JimTxMillerposted 5 years ago

    Don't say nothing! Just glare accusingly at the next nearest person to you!

    1. Efficient Admin profile image92
      Efficient Adminposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      That's too funny! LOL

  3. Efficient Admin profile image92
    Efficient Adminposted 5 years ago

    Scuse me.

    Oh my goodness I'm so embarrassed.

    Ooops pardon me, I'm very sorry.

  4. windygreen profile image61
    windygreenposted 5 years ago

    "OMG .... WHO DID THAT !?!?!?"   LOL

    Cood question!!!!

    1. anatomynotes profile image95
      anatomynotesposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Funny LOL!

  5. chef-de-jour profile image97
    chef-de-jourposted 5 years ago

    It depends on where you are and what you're doing.

    If you're in a public swimming pool you're fairly safe. Just watch the bubbles rise and say ' What a wonderful creation.' Or, ' After my butterfly, I watch the methane rise.' Something like that.

    If you're in a fancy restaurant and your fart is audible and carries a detectable scent (stinks like hell) you'll have to do the gentlemanly thing and either own up, mea culpa, and say 'That was good but it wasn't one of my best. I can do better.' Or say ' Mother Nature calling. A country package is on its way!'

    If you're being awarded a certificate or diploma then you can just ignore the fart, smile and walk on.

    If you're being introduced to a beautiful man or woman or figure of note, celebrity, royalty, wealthy person, etc etc, and you happen to let out an absolute gem just say ' Sorry , I was educated in Australia.' Everyone will understand.

  6. LoisRyan13903 profile image79
    LoisRyan13903posted 5 years ago

    I don't say anything.  I shoot a nearby person a dirty look and wrinkle my nose like I smell something rotten.  I became a bit of a pro at this.


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