Irish Presidential Election 2011

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   theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

   Irish Presidential Election 2011
   
   All kinds of everything, was the theme,
   Then from Israel, came the scream
   He should not be, in the Presidential theme
   Then the Dragon, breathed some fire
   I’m in, said Gallagher, that’s my desire
   Gay said no, to corrupt Fianna Fail
   Then the kettle, began to boil
   Dana was ready, when the show came to town
   To prove yet again, she is no clown
   Michael D Higgins, best by far
   Not impressed by richness, or State funded car
   Fine Gael, gave it their best
   Could the quiet man, do the rest
   Mary Davis, threw in her hat
   Questions were asked, if she was a fat cat
   Her model posters, stood out from the rest
   Norris could not compete, in thermal vest
   Mary stated on RTE, I work for a charity
   From this we assume, she works for free
   In fact we discover, she was paid 200K fee
   The best as always, we save until last
   Martin McGuinness, what a Blast
   In the IRA, and done no harm
   Freestate voters, wooed by his charm
   Media propaganda, that’s what he said
   Myth of terrorism, no one is dead
   I had a gun, but it had no lead
   No drop of blood, did I shed
   I have convictions, but Gardai set me up
   I have worked with Paisley, and UVF PUP
   Lend me you Aras, and Mary’s china cup.

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      Ralph Deedsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I saw a very good movie made in Ireland recently--"The Guard." Did you happen so see it. The Garda didn't come off well in the movie.

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   theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

   I seen it Ralph, however, I can assure you that the Gardai are not that slow, they have worked with some of the top policing agencies in the world including the FBI, CIA, Interpol etc and they have had to deal with the IRA over the past 40 years.

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