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   Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years ago

   Sex Quiz:
   True or False:
   1. One needs a good imagination to have good sex.
   2. Love comes before sex for a woman and after sex for a man.
   3. There is a limited variety of sex toys.
   4. The average woman likes sex once a year
   5. The average man likes sex once a day.
   6. Women like sex toys more than men.
   7. I will get banned for posting this quiz.

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      gmwilliamsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      NO YOU WON'T.

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         Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Thats right... so we have the answer to # 7.
         My guesses:
         
         1. T
         2. T
         3. F
         4. F
         5. ?
         6. ?
         7. F

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            Thamina Rahmanposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Sex toys are available in Bangladesh @ www.banglatoys.blogspot.com

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years ago

   Sex quiz continued: True or false: (For the average...)
   
   1. Background music is preferred to no music if given the choice.
   2. Pajamas, costumes or appropriate outfits are preferred to no pajamas, costumes or outfits.
   3. This particular type of physical exercise is better on a full stomach... for men.
   4. This particular type of physical exercise is better on a full stomach...for women.
   5. More babies are conceived under a full moon than under a new moon.
   6. Men prefer lights on.
   7. Women prefer lights out.

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      Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      1. T (and preferable to ASTs).
      2. T
      3. F
      4. F
      5. F
      6. T
      7. T

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years ago

   Which of the following music is the best background music for bed romping?
   
   A. Barry White?
   B. Rachmaninoff?
   C. Barry Manilow?
   D. Rod Stewart?
   E. Four Freshmen?
   F. Nancy Wilson?
   G. Free?
   H. Sarah Vaughn?
   I. Bully Holliday?
   J. ZZ Top?
   K. Yes?
   L. Sheryl Crow?
   M. Vivaldi?
   N. Johann Sebastian Bach?
   O. Cream?
   P. Other?

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      gmwilliamsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Barry White and also Marvin Gaye.  Mr. Gaye has SUCH GOOD songs to get one in the.......MOOD.

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         gmwilliamsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         
         Let's have some..............FUN, let's play some music, how about "Turn on Some Music" by Marvin Gaye for starters.
         
         Yes, some sumptuous appetizers.......finger food to feed the senses.....
         
         Honey, had a TAXING day at work, LET'S ............RELAX............
         
         That sounds................DELICIOUS
         
         Egad, DON'T you two have BETTER things to DO......Really, succumbing to base desires(makes a grimace).
         
         Lady, live, Live, LIVE!
         
         Life is to be SAVORED, a toast to the SENSES..........
         
         I'D rather read a......BOOK.
         
         ME TOO, all this for ........some ........passion, WASTE of human energy, I say!
         
         LISTEN UP, GET SUCH THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR MIND, STEEL YOURSELF, SELF-CONTROL, SELF-CONTROL......
         
         Oh, blow it out your ......................
         
         (Screaming and ranting incoherently)
         
         See, that's what happens when there is no passion in one's life......Let THAT be a lesson to you all.

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            Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            gmwilliams, you are 2 !   

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years ago

   Heres a good one:
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CltNjcASZkQ
   or
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxXEtUed … p;index=30
   or maybe
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4RmgDa5_dI
   or how about:
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g65oWFMSoK0

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years ago

   Yes, indeed! Marvin Gaye!
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
   
   ...or how about a little Al Green?
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICKToz7BLLA
   Otis...
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynqOJRQL9Xo

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years ago

   Phil...
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39bici5Vh2k

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years ago

   bla bla bla politics and bla bla bla religion… Yawn…
   y a w n...

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years ago

   But here, as Rome burns…
   
   Bob Dylan
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjj8M1rv4MQ
   VS
   Marc Bolan
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjiNROf_U4Y
   

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years ago

   In closing...
   Free lyrics:
   
   A String of Pearls
   
   Adult sex toys...
   All in a row
   (She'd bought them all herself.)
   But all those toys
   Collected dust
   And sat there on the shelf.
   
   A string of pearls
   All in a row
   Really worked the best.
   A string of pearls
   On his bear skin,
   Forehead, chin and chest!
   
   Then she'd wear
   The string of pearls
   Which had dangled from above
   To casually remind him...
   of their undying love.
   
   
   THE END.
   ...unless anyone wants to add to these verses.

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    Kathryn L Hillposted 11 years ago

    Not to mention: Patty Smyth
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_50-gOeBilc

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