True or False:
1. One needs a good imagination to have good sex.
2. Love comes before sex for a woman and after sex for a man.
3. There is a limited variety of sex toys.
4. The average woman likes sex once a year
5. The average man likes sex once a day.
6. Women like sex toys more than men.
7. I will get banned for posting this quiz.
Sex quiz continued: True or false: (For the average...)
1. Background music is preferred to no music if given the choice.
2. Pajamas, costumes or appropriate outfits are preferred to no pajamas, costumes or outfits.
3. This particular type of physical exercise is better on a full stomach... for men.
4. This particular type of physical exercise is better on a full stomach...for women.
5. More babies are conceived under a full moon than under a new moon.
6. Men prefer lights on.
7. Women prefer lights out.
Which of the following music is the best background music for bed romping?
A. Barry White?
C. Barry Manilow?
D. Rod Stewart?
E. Four Freshmen?
F. Nancy Wilson?
H. Sarah Vaughn?
I. Bully Holliday?
J. ZZ Top?
L. Sheryl Crow?
N. Johann Sebastian Bach?
Barry White and also Marvin Gaye. Mr. Gaye has SUCH GOOD songs to get one in the.......MOOD.
Let's have some..............FUN, let's play some music, how about "Turn on Some Music" by Marvin Gaye for starters.
Yes, some sumptuous appetizers.......finger food to feed the senses.....
Honey, had a TAXING day at work, LET'S ............RELAX............
Egad, DON'T you two have BETTER things to DO......Really, succumbing to base desires(makes a grimace).
Lady, live, Live, LIVE!
Life is to be SAVORED, a toast to the SENSES..........
I'D rather read a......BOOK.
ME TOO, all this for ........some ........passion, WASTE of human energy, I say!
LISTEN UP, GET SUCH THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR MIND, STEEL YOURSELF, SELF-CONTROL, SELF-CONTROL......
Oh, blow it out your ......................
(Screaming and ranting incoherently)
See, that's what happens when there is no passion in one's life......Let THAT be a lesson to you all.
bla bla bla politics and bla bla bla religion… Yawn…
y a w n...
A String of Pearls
Adult sex toys...
All in a row
(She'd bought them all herself.)
But all those toys
And sat there on the shelf.
A string of pearls
All in a row
Really worked the best.
A string of pearls
On his bear skin,
Forehead, chin and chest!
Then she'd wear
The string of pearls
Which had dangled from above
To casually remind him...
of their undying love.
...unless anyone wants to add to these verses.
Not to mention: Patty Smyth
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Please mention the full song names and attach links if possible.
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There are sometype of music or songs that when you hear it, you must dance to.
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