What's the worst break up line have you've heard?

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   jpcmcposted 13 years ago

   What's the worst break up line have you've heard?
   
   We've all heard about "it's me, not you" spiel when breaking up.  But what the worst break up line you've heard so far?

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   Alhamoraposted 13 years ago

   I want you to be happy. It doesn't mean you have to stay with me. I am taking this decision for the sake of you.

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   Jussara Scottonposted 13 years ago

   I love you, but I think we need a break. (we????)

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   mariale2003posted 13 years ago

   "You are to smart for me!! "  really?? pleeeaseee!!!

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   duffsmomposted 13 years ago

   I think that was the worst--it's not you it's me.  Oh really?

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   Becca Lopezposted 13 years ago

   Things have been awkward (after hanging out for two days and having a good time) I just don't think I can handle this relationship right now. We think we need a break?
   Break..there is no break. (It's even worse when you have to make the man actually say it because he can't on his own.)

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   jacobsterlingposted 13 years ago

   "i love you. good bye, bye bye!" that's it!

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   jacqui2011posted 13 years ago

   A friend of mine was dumped by text a few years ago. The text just said " Maybe some time apart would do us good!" Such a coward, he couldn't even tell her face to face.

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   sangreposted 13 years ago

   The one "We've grown apart." 
   
   But it's all done by text nowadays isn't it, you never need to actually speak the words.

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    dashingscorpioposted 13 years ago

    I believe people tend to dump their mates based upon( their comfort level).
    Getting dumped is an ego crusher to the nth degree.
    Regardless of the method used the end results are the same. (The relationship is over)
    It’s a waste of time and energy for anyone to get hung up on “how” .
    Whether someone is let go from a job or relationship they have no say in how it is done.
    
    Having said that one of more fashionable ways people are ending relationships is called “the fade-away”.
    Without any warning they just “vanish”. (They stop calling and won’t respond to the contact efforts made by the person they were involved with.)
    
    Recently I wrote a hub on this subject.
    http://hubpages.com/hub/Getting-Over-Th … in-General

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    krisingreenposted 13 years ago

    The worst break up line I've received was when my ex said "I'm gay". haha!and "You don't need a man" what do I need then? it's funny now but I used to feel really bad about this.

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    Rosana Modugnoposted 13 years ago

    This was actually said to me by an old boyfriend of 5 yrs:
    
    "I am not ready for a commitment.  But can we still be friend with benefits?"

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