This website uses cookies

As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: "https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr"

Show Details
Necessary
HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
Features
Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
Marketing
Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
Statistics
Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)
jump to last post 1-18 of 18 discussions (75 posts)

Did You Ever Go To Bed With Someone And It Made You Not Want To See ..

  1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
    Harvey Stelmanposted 8 years ago

    That Person Again?

    I'm not talking about waking up and............ I'm talking about during the act. EX: I asked a girl if she was looking for cracks on the ceiling.

    1. shazwellyn profile image59
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I did and I wanted to throw up!

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        like this ?



        Did you feel sick inside ?  big_smile

        1. Deborah-Lynn profile image79
          Deborah-Lynnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          This is the best emoticon ever, I laughed so hard I think I pee'd a little!!  Ha Ha!

          1. shazwellyn profile image59
            shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this
    2. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      you can still develop your styles and technique lol, women sometimes are blunt, I for one cant fake anything..

      1. Cagsil profile image60
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol  lol  lol

  2. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    LOLOL ! Sometimes we make mistakes !! lol lol

  3. profile image0
    A Texanposted 8 years ago

    Was she bored Harvey? You gotta work on your technique!

  4. myownworld profile image77
    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    LOL! happens every night with my husband! wink

    1. shazwellyn profile image59
      shazwellynposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ode to blissful unity!

    2. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      there u go my friend, we must learn how to practice faking, what u think?

      1. myownworld profile image77
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        oh pretty, trust me I do! all the time! one of the secrets of my 'happy' marriage!! wink

        1. profile image0
          bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          What's faking it mean?

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
            prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            faking means the art of pretending you reached that blissful moments when in fact you just want to say, hurry up you--------lololol, help me out myownworld: am I correct????

            1. profile image0
              bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I realize that.  I was joking around because I've never really had that problem.

              1. Cagsil profile image60
                Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Are you sure? How do you really know?

                The truth is you don't.

                1. profile image0
                  bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  You're right, I don't.  The contracting muscles and the increased moisture is a pretty good sign.

            2. Wendi M profile image81
              Wendi Mposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              100%

        2. prettydarkhorse profile image64
          prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          LOLOLOL, I will do that when I find a hubby....

    3. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

    4. thefinancestudent profile image60
      thefinancestudentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      haha!

  5. Dame Scribe profile image61
    Dame Scribeposted 8 years ago

    lol I can't complain cuz I haven't had that problem before hmm n purdy picky tongue n not interested in ...women ...that way

    1. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I agree, I've never had that problem either.

  6. Ladybird33 profile image63
    Ladybird33posted 8 years ago

    OMG!!! This is so funny, I can't even answer it wink

    1. manlypoetryman profile image74
      manlypoetrymanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Now...that's funny! You know what..I got nothing to add... I'm laughing way too hard...Good topic, Harvey...great one for entertainment purposes on peoples reactions (like mine)...though...please...not laughing at what transpired with you and ...your ...a...date? Ok...I'm going to stop now!

  7. myownworld profile image77
    myownworldposted 8 years ago

    ah yes pretty...it's like pretending he's the only man in the world for u....while within u're miles away.....! it takes practice...but u get used to it after a few years...

    (and blood stop with your naive questions...!)

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOLOLOL, am not that naive though but pretending,  hell, I cant do that...how do u do that with eyes twinkling?????

      1. myownworld profile image77
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        u don't. u keep them closed!!!

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
          prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          ok thanks...and what do u suppose to think when you close your eyes? inredible hulk or wolverine??

          1. Cagsil profile image60
            Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            It won't be much longer?....smile

          2. myownworld profile image77
            myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            well, whatever works for you....a man u secretly desire....a scene in a movie....a favourite desert....hitting 1000 views on hub pages...it's a world out there!

            1. profile image0
              bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              I can promise you that I've never had a chic thinking about 1000 views on hub pages

              1. myownworld profile image77
                myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                well, then u've never slept with a real writer! wink anyway, there's always a first for everything....

                1. profile image0
                  bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  You're right!  I've never slept with a writer.  Some of them might have known how to spell though.

                  1. myownworld profile image77
                    myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    there's nothing like having great sex with someone with brains! u won't need to fake a thing! (besides she'll be able to tell spit from well...let's just say, she'll know the difference!)

                2. Deborah-Lynn profile image79
                  Deborah-Lynnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Geeez  you two (MOW & Blood  ...don't let us interupt, lol!

                  1. myownworld profile image77
                    myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    c'mon now deb...stay...I just like to play games! wink ok. behaving now...so what do u think of Obama's health reform? better?

                  2. profile image0
                    bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    You're right! Perhaps we went a bit to far.  At least I didn't get into the inverted nipple fetish..

                3. profile image0
                  bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  What are you getting at?

            2. prettydarkhorse profile image64
              prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              ok beautiful, does familiarity bores then or what,

  8. profile image0
    A Texanposted 8 years ago

    Ive had to fake it a few times! Trust me its not as easy for a man, but I managed!

    1. profile image0
      bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I've been there too.  Almost everytime with one chick.

      1. myownworld profile image77
        myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        darling was that BEFORE u married her?!

        1. profile image0
          bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Oh No!  It was someone I was with for a little bit back in the day.  She was the worst!  She liked it from behind, so when I had enough I would pull it out and spit on her back.  I know it was a bit mean, but she never caught on.

          1. profile image0
            A Texanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            lol

            You can always use the distraction method. I will let your mind figure that one out!

          2. myownworld profile image77
            myownworldposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            big_smile big_smile

          3. Deborah-Lynn profile image79
            Deborah-Lynnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            "Puppy dogs and ice cream"...right!  hmm

            1. profile image0
              bloodnlatexposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Nothing but.....

  9. profile image0
    bloodnlatexposted 8 years ago

    Not to be gross, and definately not trying to get banned, but has a guy ever made you squirt?

  10. profile image0
    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    This is great! Next time she wants to go out we'll pretend and have grilled cheese. The movie could be a DVD. Then we can pretend shop for clothes, I'll go to her closet and put something in a bag for her to show me!

  11. dejajolie profile image54
    dejajolieposted 8 years ago

    Yes with my ex, it was over, before it was over, but we were in denial and still trying to play the couple game. I just laid there wishing it would end fighting back the tears, bcuz the emotional attachment was gone and mentally I was just over it!

    1. profile image0
      A Texanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Y'all are depressing, I am glad I don't know any frigid women!

    2. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      oh that was difficult girl,

      1. dejajolie profile image54
        dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        The worst...and the sad thing I love him as a person but physically and sexually just the thought now makes *caution explicit description* vomit come up the back of my throat....Ugh!

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
          prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          maybe he really did something bad to you, was it? ijust thought that when intimacy is gone, the relationship is gone...intimacy not only in terms of sex but holding hands etc..

          1. dejajolie profile image54
            dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            There was a lot going on, nothing physical but just a bad mix..... it's over, today is a new day never want to experience that again

            1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
              prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              that is good, you have to move on, as painful as it may seem, theres a lesson learned, give yourself quite some time to reflect on it, then who knows love comes your way again

    3. Deborah-Lynn profile image79
      Deborah-Lynnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sounds like you found something better?smile

      1. dejajolie profile image54
        dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Not Yet, still looking!

    4. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Then, my opinion of your actions is foolish, because neither one of you are respecting each other and if that's the case and you fight back tears.....

      YOU need to seriously reconsider...What sex means to you? And, Why you bother?

      1. dejajolie profile image54
        dejajolieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Huh? Not sure if I need relationship advice or if an opinion on my one experience was warranted, I was just answering the question posed. I was in a 3yr relationship that was set to end in marriage and then I woke up one day and realized I was not "in love" so after some inner debating over a few weeks (in which this above tryst took place) I finally came to the realization we talked, I ended it and here I am.... didn't know this was something to be judged on.... if it makes you feel better I will read your article

  12. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 8 years ago

    Hey dejajolie,

    If you want to know what I meant? Read the hub I wrote on relationships?

    I'm not trying to self-promote, but it might be helpful.

    Plus, I also have a couple you might be interested in too?

  13. rebekahELLE profile image87
    rebekahELLEposted 8 years ago

    lol

  14. dcrisan profile image55
    dcrisanposted 8 years ago

    Every woman has faked it before! It's just a must!

  15. Flightkeeper profile image72
    Flightkeeperposted 8 years ago

    TMI! TMI!

    Too Much Information!

  16. beefsteakcharlies profile image52
    beefsteakcharliesposted 8 years ago

    When she kissed me and i felt her adams apple and a beard. To be fair it was dark at the time and i had had at least half a pint of non-alcoholic lager.

  17. Jonathan Janco profile image67
    Jonathan Jancoposted 8 years ago

    Yeah, I went home with a woman once way back in the day and she ended up having more fur on her stomach than I had!

  18. Manly Man profile image61
    Manly Manposted 8 years ago

    Manly Man sez, "Sex only goes from good to excellent!"

 
working