Did You Ever Go To Bed With Someone And It Made You Not Want To See ..

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   Harvey Stelmanposted 14 years ago

   That Person Again?
   
   I'm not talking about waking up and............ I'm talking about during the act. EX: I asked a girl if she was looking for cracks on the ceiling.

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      shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I did and I wanted to throw up!

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         tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         like this ?
         
         
         
         Did you feel sick inside ? 

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            Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            This is the best emoticon ever, I laughed so hard I think I pee'd a little!!  Ha Ha!

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               shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      you can still develop your styles and technique lol, women sometimes are blunt, I for one cant fake anything..

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         Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            

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   tantrumposted 14 years ago

   LOLOL ! Sometimes we make mistakes !!

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   A Texanposted 14 years ago

   Was she bored Harvey? You gotta work on your technique!

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   myownworldposted 14 years ago

   LOL! happens every night with my husband!

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      shazwellynposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ode to blissful unity!

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      there u go my friend, we must learn how to practice faking, what u think?

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         myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         oh pretty, trust me I do! all the time! one of the secrets of my 'happy' marriage!!

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            bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            What's faking it mean?

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               prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               faking means the art of pretending you reached that blissful moments when in fact you just want to say, hurry up you--------lololol, help me out myownworld: am I correct????

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                  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I realize that.  I was joking around because I've never really had that problem.

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                     Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Are you sure? How do you really know?
                     
                     The truth is you don't.

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                        bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        You're right, I don't.  The contracting muscles and the increased moisture is a pretty good sign.

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                  Wendi Mposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  100%

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            prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            LOLOLOL, I will do that when I find a hubby....

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      Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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      thefinancestudentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      haha!

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   Dame Scribeposted 14 years ago

   I can't complain cuz I haven't had that problem before n purdy picky n not interested in ...women ...that way

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      Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I agree, I've never had that problem either.

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   Ladybird33posted 14 years ago

   OMG!!! This is so funny, I can't even answer it

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      manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Now...that's funny! You know what..I got nothing to add... I'm laughing way too hard...Good topic, Harvey...great one for entertainment purposes on peoples reactions (like mine)...though...please...not laughing at what transpired with you and ...your ...a...date? Ok...I'm going to stop now!

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   myownworldposted 14 years ago

   ah yes pretty...it's like pretending he's the only man in the world for u....while within u're miles away.....! it takes practice...but u get used to it after a few years...
   
   (and blood stop with your naive questions...!)

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOLOLOL, am not that naive though but pretending,  hell, I cant do that...how do u do that with eyes twinkling?????

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         myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         u don't. u keep them closed!!!

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            prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            ok thanks...and what do u suppose to think when you close your eyes? inredible hulk or wolverine??

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               Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               It won't be much longer?....

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               myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               well, whatever works for you....a man u secretly desire....a scene in a movie....a favourite desert....hitting 1000 views on hub pages...it's a world out there!

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                  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I can promise you that I've never had a chic thinking about 1000 views on hub pages

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                     myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     well, then u've never slept with a real writer! anyway, there's always a first for everything....

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                        bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        You're right!  I've never slept with a writer.  Some of them might have known how to spell though.

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                           myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           there's nothing like having great sex with someone with brains! u won't need to fake a thing! (besides she'll be able to tell spit from well...let's just say, she'll know the difference!)

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                              bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              I think I've only been with a couple that couldn't tell...

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                        Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Geeez  you two (MOW & Blood  ...don't let us interupt, lol!

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                           myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           c'mon now deb...stay...I just like to play games! ok. behaving now...so what do u think of Obama's health reform? better?

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                           bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           You're right! Perhaps we went a bit to far.  At least I didn't get into the inverted nipple fetish..

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                              Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              Sounds awful...how does that work?

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                                 bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                 I would go into to it furhter, but I'd be banned for sure.  Lets just say there may be a bit of the boobie play involved.

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                              myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              O.K THAT does it! goodnight everyone! great fun.....keep faking...I meant...keep smiling!

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                                 Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                 Nite MOW, sleep tight!;0

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                        bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        What are you getting at?

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                  prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  ok beautiful, does familiarity bores then or what,

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   A Texanposted 14 years ago

   Ive had to fake it a few times! Trust me its not as easy for a man, but I managed!

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      bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I've been there too.  Almost everytime with one chick.

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         myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         darling was that BEFORE u married her?!

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            bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh No!  It was someone I was with for a little bit back in the day.  She was the worst!  She liked it from behind, so when I had enough I would pull it out and spit on her back.  I know it was a bit mean, but she never caught on.

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               A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               
               
               You can always use the distraction method. I will let your mind figure that one out!

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               myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               

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               Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               "Puppy dogs and ice cream"...right! 

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                  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Nothing but.....

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   bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

   Not to be gross, and definately not trying to get banned, but has a guy ever made you squirt?

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    sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

    This is great! Next time she wants to go out we'll pretend and have grilled cheese. The movie could be a DVD. Then we can pretend shop for clothes, I'll go to her closet and put something in a bag for her to show me!

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    dejajolieposted 14 years ago

    Yes with my ex, it was over, before it was over, but we were in denial and still trying to play the couple game. I just laid there wishing it would end fighting back the tears, bcuz the emotional attachment was gone and mentally I was just over it!

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       A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Y'all are depressing, I am glad I don't know any frigid women!

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       prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       oh that was difficult girl,

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          dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          The worst...and the sad thing I love him as a person but physically and sexually just the thought now makes *caution explicit description* vomit come up the back of my throat....Ugh!

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             prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             maybe he really did something bad to you, was it? ijust thought that when intimacy is gone, the relationship is gone...intimacy not only in terms of sex but holding hands etc..

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                dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                There was a lot going on, nothing physical but just a bad mix..... it's over, today is a new day never want to experience that again

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                   prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   that is good, you have to move on, as painful as it may seem, theres a lesson learned, give yourself quite some time to reflect on it, then who knows love comes your way again

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       Deborah-Lynnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Sounds like you found something better?

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          dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Not Yet, still looking!

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       Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Then, my opinion of your actions is foolish, because neither one of you are respecting each other and if that's the case and you fight back tears.....
       
       YOU need to seriously reconsider...What sex means to you? And, Why you bother?

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          dejajolieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Huh? Not sure if I need relationship advice or if an opinion on my one experience was warranted, I was just answering the question posed. I was in a 3yr relationship that was set to end in marriage and then I woke up one day and realized I was not "in love" so after some inner debating over a few weeks (in which this above tryst took place) I finally came to the realization we talked, I ended it and here I am.... didn't know this was something to be judged on.... if it makes you feel better I will read your article

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    Cagsilposted 14 years ago

    Hey dejajolie,
    
    If you want to know what I meant? Read the hub I wrote on relationships?
    
    I'm not trying to self-promote, but it might be helpful.
    
    Plus, I also have a couple you might be interested in too?

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    rebekahELLEposted 14 years ago

    

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    dcrisanposted 14 years ago

    Every woman has faked it before! It's just a must!

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    TMI! TMI!
    
    Too Much Information!

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    beefsteakcharliesposted 14 years ago

    When she kissed me and i felt her adams apple and a beard. To be fair it was dark at the time and i had had at least half a pint of non-alcoholic lager.

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 14 years ago

    Yeah, I went home with a woman once way back in the day and she ended up having more fur on her stomach than I had!

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    Manly Manposted 14 years ago

    Manly Man sez, "Sex only goes from good to excellent!"

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