Here is a fun one - what is the dumbest rumor you heard about yourself?

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  1. lovedope profile image55
    lovedopeposted 5 years ago

    Here is a fun one - what is the dumbest rumor you heard about yourself?

  2. wqaindia profile image45
    wqaindiaposted 5 years ago

    That I have the capability of making a few thousand dollars per month at HP. But nobody shares the secret.

  3. lorddraven2000 profile image90
    lorddraven2000posted 5 years ago

    In high school there was supposedly a cult that drunk blood and threatened everyone. I was accused of being the leader.

  4. Spongy0llama profile image89
    Spongy0llamaposted 5 years ago

    Rumor: My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me kissing a guy and that she was the reason I went gay.

    Truth: I broke up with my girlfriend because I was gay.

  5. Author Cheryl profile image85
    Author Cherylposted 5 years ago

    That I am gay because my hair is short lol.  Hardly by any means gay.  I love men totally.

    1. SidKemp profile image93
      SidKempposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Someone once thought I was gay because my hair was long. But I love women totally. smile

    2. Author Cheryl profile image85
      Author Cherylposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Was that necessary or are you just drinking too much caffiene

    3. SidKemp profile image93
      SidKempposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I hope you did not find my comment offensive. My apologies - it was meant in a light and joyful way.

    4. Author Cheryl profile image85
      Author Cherylposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I actually thought it was funny as so was my response lol

    5. SidKemp profile image93
      SidKempposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I'm glad - gay, straight, who cares, as long as we're laughing!

  6. SidKemp profile image93
    SidKempposted 5 years ago

    In high school, I never even tried any hard drugs. (Don't ask about pot, I won't tell, but I've been totally clean for over 30 years.)

    I asked a friend in high school what Speed was like, and she said, "I thought you were on it."

    That's when I realized that I am very sensitive to caffiene!

  7. That Grrl profile image76
    That Grrlposted 5 years ago

    People were saying I was a Mennonite at my first real full time job. I was 16 and just quiet by nature.

    1. SidKemp profile image93
      SidKempposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      This is hilarious and wonderful!

  8. profile image0
    JThomp42posted 5 years ago

    I heard one time that I was on drugs and in the hospital rehabbing. I was actually on vacation.

  9. duffsmom profile image61
    duffsmomposted 5 years ago

    I only knew my husband just over 3 months when I married him. I was 19 and all the older gals I worked with at the bank thought I was likely pregnant.  It really hurt my feelings because I was a virgin when I got married so their thinking was way off base.

  10. profile image0
    Educateurselfposted 5 years ago

    My sisters said to me you are so fool and dumb. But I am not hahaha

  11. Relationshipc profile image87
    Relationshipcposted 5 years ago

    I worked at a hosptial and apparently I slept with every guy I worked with there...no wonder I never had time to do my job - or anything else for that matter!

  12. NornsMercy profile image60
    NornsMercyposted 5 years ago

    Since my hair used to be really long and dark, people would call me a witch. I thought it was just a joke but later found out that people REALLY thought I performed curses and rituals. XD

  13. tomy101 profile image69
    tomy101posted 5 years ago

    That I was married? Don't even want to be..lol

  14. cebutouristspot profile image74
    cebutouristspotposted 5 years ago

    That I was drug addict since I am very skinny and look sickly back when I was in high school. sad

  15. peachpurple profile image82
    peachpurpleposted 5 years ago

    oh yeah, there was one. Someone told me that he saw me in the TV participating in a quiz show. Frankly speaking, my IQ is not that high and so is my EQ too. I have stage fright and I can;t even think properly when i am in front of a batch of people. The worst part is, "I" was in a Singapore quiz show. By the way, I haven't step into Singapore for 5-8 years! I think that lady do resemble me.

  16. LoisRyan13903 profile image80
    LoisRyan13903posted 4 years ago

    Let's see:

    That I married my husband because I was pregnant.  I did get pregnannt about 3-4 months after getting married

    That I married my husband for his money-What money?

    That I do Meth-I work nights and have an hour-and-half commute with mandatory overtime.  Then go to Planter Fitness to work out.  Must be I need Meth to keep me going.

    When I was in the Army people thought I was gay because they did not think females should be in the military (I have nothing against gay people)

    That I am a Bible Thumper of Holy Roller because I am a Christian

    That I got fired when I was on vacation for two weeks

    That I won $10,000-well I started that.  I bought one of those fake scratch off tickets and scratched it off and some people at work believed that I actually won

    The Best One is I buy my cloths at Kids R Us because I am short

 
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