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nuns and sex starvation?

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    Barressyposted 7 years ago

    What do nuns do when thew like other humans get sexually excited?

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      they 'prey' the Lord

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      Smooth as Silkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      They go in the back and rub out a little holy water.

    3. Susana S profile image98
      Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      It's quite simple - they shag each other or twiddle the furry grotto tongue

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      probably masturbate like the rest of us.

      1. IntimatEvolution profile image73
        IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I'd say that this is probably the real truth.

    5. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      they pray

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Or prey ? big_smile

    6. Tom Cornett profile image78
      Tom Cornettposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Boots in the washing machine!  smile

      1. blondepoet profile image74
        blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Hahahahahahha

        1. blondepoet profile image74
          blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Better still sitting on the washing machine on the spin cycle

          1. nyliram profile image55
            nyliramposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Hello Blonde Have aGreat Christmas.

            1. blondepoet profile image74
              blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Hey there you too I wish you a super duper XMAS. Hugs!!! smile

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      cosetteposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      i honestly never thought about it.

      since masturbation is viewed by the church as a mortal sin, they most likely don't do anything with those tempestuous feelings. they probably count rosary beads until the urge passes.

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      zampanoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      They have round corners crucifixes

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    Barressyposted 7 years ago

    How does one do that?

    1. DogSiDaed profile image59
      DogSiDaedposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL

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      Smooth as Silkposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Google it  smile

  3. MikeNV profile image81
    MikeNVposted 7 years ago

    I suppose you could ask a nun.

  4. Arthur Fontes profile image82
    Arthur Fontesposted 7 years ago

    well I know some nuns that definitely have a habit!

  5. blondepoet profile image74
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    I didnt know nuns get sexually excited??? No not possible .....you sure.......never........oh my.

  6. Bill Manning profile image75
    Bill Manningposted 7 years ago

    They get out their little vibrating devil and repeat "OH GOD OH GOD!!

  7. Cagsil profile image59
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    They either satisfy themselves, with whatever is available or they mingle with other nuns.

    The complete oppression or suppression of sexual desires is ANTI-life and threatens a human being's life. It's a matter of science and the knowledge of humankind that sexual frustration can only reach a maximum point, before insanity occurs, should the sexual frustration is continually oppressed or suppressed.

    You can not bury your sexual urges, but can keep them under control. Even with that said- a release must happen, how isn't important. smile

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      zampanoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Amazing...
      One would say that you've been there...
      hehehe

    2. Susana S profile image98
      Susana Sposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Let's just say if they don't shag each other or play with the old beef curtains, they wake up gasping for breath and very wet under the habit!

    3. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

      but then you are an individual with some kind of values, and not a physical individual only, the capacity to have moral values is what differentiate us form an animal

    4. Webmatron profile image58
      Webmatronposted 7 years ago

      I was in a celibate marriage for almost 6 years, and by about the 5th year, I got so sick of the extra curriculars being insensitive that I decided to shut down.  It really is just a matter of decision.

      When you decide that you're no longer a sexually expressive being, and that there will be no one, you just stop thinking in those terms.  You find other things to do.

      Then your sexual urges, at least in the case of women, become like a monthly annoyance if at all.  You can easily pass that time by finding other things to do.

      I prepared myself for a life without sex, and became very okay with that.  Funny that just as I perfected it, my husband figured himself out.

      Now, what's weird is that I have to relearn how to be a sexual person.  LOL!

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        LEWJposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        This post probably answers the problem for most nuns who are seriously dedicated; sexual urges can be ignored by habit, and ignoring them becomes mind-controlled, like other impulses that are subjected to human will.   Self-imposed sexual denial is comparable to dietary restrictions applied for an indefinite time.   The mind, which controls the body, gets used to a different reaction to sexual stimuli and the body obeys, eventually becoming sexually dormant.

    5. Pearldiver profile image81
      Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

      Sex is forbidden.
      All Nuns Know that the definition of a Nun is:

      One who has never had Nun
      One who doesn't get Nun
      And One who is never gonna get Nun.

      However, It is now becoming a more liberal lifestyle today as in 1998, the use of vibrating cushions was authorised by the Vatican.
      In 1999, the Vatican authorised a new shower toy, specially to help Nuns deal with wetnss issues. It was called 'Pope on a Rope.' lol

      1. nyliram profile image55
        nyliramposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Should have known where to find you hahahahahaha I am out of exile now, been 35 days, been quite good got heaps done, I am unrepentant, and sadly always will be.
        No one will ever change me. I am just bad to the core. Hey have a Great Christmas, nothing too offensive in this rant is there.
        Alot has happened in 30 days, I know hardly anyone. smile Going to find Kiwi see ya. Wont sign my name they hate that. !

    6. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago

      Nones come in pairs. One nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none! smile

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      Star Witnessposted 7 years ago

      Oh, heck.  I wouldn't assume anything necessarily about the nuns of today.  But back in the medieval day, I'd bet those women were GLAD to escape all the dreary nasty excessive child bearing, oppressive situations, and child bed death at age 28 or so all that 'great' sex caused in favor for a little more fulfilling life.

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

      POOR NUN"S sad

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        bloodnlatexposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Poor nun's?  Have you ever seen what they do with those hand slapping rulers when nobodys looking?  It's those rulers I feel sorry for!

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          ha lol

     
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