well, not "look for", but the first thing i notice is a nice smile, and a confident demeanor.
intelligence, some kind of spark in his eyes, - have no idea how to describe it, but you can feel it straight away, if the person has it.
Her Form... shape, height, proportion, coloring(not in a racial way, hair color, eyes etc)...
Then how she moves and holds herself, grace...
Haha!! It's not always the size but how they use them
Honey size DOES matter.. A peanut will not convince me that the job will be done to my satisfaction...
Perhaps it's the size of your female fandango you need to question, and not the size of a man's joystick.
I do find myself chuckling when females with saggy fandangos complain over the size of a man's willy wobbler.
I suggest you step up your pelvic floor thrusts to help improve the muscle tone in your sagging lady garden.
surely when you look down and see what looks like a small thumb in the place where *ahem* goes you cannot blame the womans loose *you-know-what* lol
you are like those feminist man-haters but reversed. its like you hate women. LOL
No...no... My dislike for females is selectively employed. I dislike them fat and I dislike them old. All other females that fall outside this criteria I find to be quite delicious.
It's just that...well, most females here are both fat and old. That makes them not particulary enticing.
You then couple 'fat and old' with 'struggling-no-talent-writer' and you have a recipe that's rich for mocking.
Pity it's not something you can actually know when you initially meet them! Not the first time I've been left disappointed
I use the old foot size theory to great success! I have always guessed right after a fast glance at the feet! There are those who will take this further and say that the actual SHAPE of the feet has some correlation there, but I haven't got enough data to prove that one. And you would have to be at a pool or beach in order to see the feet naked at first meeting! But, yes, it is really possible to have a very good idea, or you can just ask!
really? is it chauvinitic to want to have your sexual desires met? Why waste time on inferior stuff?
Women say that exact attitude in a man makes a man a male chauvanist pig, so you tell me...
OK, I'll tell you, but then you must tell me!
So I cannot answer for what "women" say about male ch.pigs! I haven't accused any male of chauvinism, personally, since 1971! Now, if I am just honestly sort of listing what I want to know first about a male, what does it really matter? I am not all women, and I know I am very unlike most women. If you don't like that I like to know the size of men's genitals, what can I do about that? Nothing!
Now - how big are yours?
Makes me wish I'd never said it! because, actually, I never think of that - until its too late! : : :
You guys who get so offended when women joke around about genital size really make me laugh!
What you want is for us to lie? and say "Oh I am first attracted by his eyes! or good hair! or kind voice!
and when a woman makes a joke, it is also laughable that a man will take it personally, the very thing that he puts women down for! Ahh - these are funny, funny, men!
So, tell me, my little lemon popsicle. Is the reason why you like a nice big fat one because you're a little lacking in tensile strength within your vaginal wall area? You know, how can I put this tactfully now : but do you have a saggy one? Getting on a bit in age and forgetting to do our pelvic floor thrusts are we?
what can I say? you really do have a problem ! basically, no sense of humor and a vicious streak! I tell you what - nowhere did I say anything about liking a "nice big fat one" - you just assumed that, I may or may not have something entirely different in mind, but you'll never know. You have a pretty vicious streak and no real sense of humor - so glad I will never meet you in person! whether you ever grow up or not, I could care less.
or, what I should say is: Why yes, this is exactly why I prefer a big chubby one - finally! a man who truly understands me!
Confidence, followed by the ability to make me laugh-then the smile-then the body (then the package)
I got lucky-my other half got an A+ in all areas...
Eyes have it. You have a gorgeous set of eyes.....um well, you get the idea.
definitely learned a good lesson on this thread - never joke about the size of a man's package!
Now, that's funny.
The ironic part is it's only those who have nothing really, who are going to be the ones to complain or make rude remarks.
So, in essence, you get to learn that those people really don't have much to offer, including in the mental capacity either.
Ego, arrogant and extreme over-confidence. All false to protect their own image.
by dashingscorpio 4 years ago
Have you ever written LOL! (without really laughing out loud)?So often these days we write or receive comments that end with LOL! Quite awhile back I was in an office enviroment where I was sitting across from a co-worker sending an instant message relply of which I wrote lol! Then it dawned on me...
by Person of Interest 7 years ago
You have 4 choices. It is either LOL, OMG, WTF, or FML.Pick one. And indicate why so (if so inclined).For me, it is an OMG day. The reason being that I've got a half-dozen different things coming at me all at once; some good and some bad. I suspect that a lot of people routinely have OMG days.
by Cindy Vine 9 years ago
Don't be shy guys, share, share, share. We want all the sordid details!
by Paula 2 years ago
Do U describe Urself as "Type A"/active & assertive, OR "Type B"/ laid-back, calm/cool & steady?Are you somewhere in between & what TYPE would that be?
by Mrvoodoo 8 years ago
Suggest a feature: Options for limiting self inclusion in hubtivity and hubfeed.I always feel like somebody's looking over my shoulder with every word I write at HP. I turn most of this stuff off at Facebook, because I like my communications to be between me and the person or people...
by Mamelody 8 years ago
I'm just watching friends and can't stop laughing when joey says "I want girls on bread" or when Ross says "it's like Sophie's Choice" But which would you give up? I'd probably say sex.. no food.. no sex.. no food... errm cant decide
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