Describe Your Kinda Woman

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   qwarkposted 14 years ago

   ...you can describe too ladies..:-)

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      Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Smoking body, beautiful face, confident, independent, ambitious, low to mid maintenance, not too nagging, into fitness and healthy eating, financially wise, funny, sense of humor, likes to keep things clean including home, knows how to cook some if not most things, smart, woman in public and a bad girl in private, peaceful, respectful, and so on
      
      bonus: like sports

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         qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Ken:
         You are a dreamer arent ya?....good description! :-)

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         livewithrichardposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Except for the knowing how to cook part, sounds like my fiance.

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            qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Richard:
            Don't ruin a good thing by marrying her!
            My advice: be best friends and lovers....believe me, that is good advice...lol  :-)

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               Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Qwark, it seems you are speaking from experience? Is marriage that bad?
               
               I remember seeing a Benny Hill episode when his fiance monitored what she ate to ensure she kept her figure. However, once they got married she ate everything in sight and gained a lot of weight. Likewise, as soon as Benny Hill got a chance, he ran away from her.

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                  qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Ken:
                  I married a Miami show girl.
                  Absolutely gorgeous...but she went off the deep end after about 4 yrs in the business...
                  She gave me a fantastic son before we seperated
                  Yes, I speak from experience...:-)

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                     Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     I am planning to delay marriage as long as I can. By another 3.5-4 years or so...

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                        qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Ken:
                        Make a plan and work it..
                        I didn't marry till I was 32!
                        I loved ladies and SEX! Had to sow the oats first.

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                           Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           I turned 33 last month. So I plan to get married by age 37 to a woman up to 7-8 years younger than me.
                           
                           So I have a few more years of freedom left and more places in the world to visit. My favorite place thus far has been Rio de Janeiro. Almost everything about Rio is beautiful.
                           
                           

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                              qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              Ken:
                              I love Latin ladies!
                              Never been to Rio.
                              I have always loved "exotic" ladies...women of "colour" have always enticed me. They to me are gorgeous and sexy!
                              I wish ya luck my friend.
                              I was 32 and married a 21 yr old virgin girl I met on Ft.Lauderdale Bch when I was lifeguarding.
                              I married for LUST!   LOL

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                                 Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                 The women in Rio are smoking! Several men from various parts of the world have secret second families in Rio. When I told a few women I was going to Rio, they put a frown on their face and stated why? Then stated that the city is dangerous... Yes it's dangerous in the favelas but I stayed in the tourist spots. I had a great time in Rio!
                                 
                                 Below is a review of Rio from Askmen.com which also rated Rio as the top city in the world (out of 10) for hot women. I believe Caracas, Venezuela was #2 or #3.  The review below states that Rio has more temptations than last month's issue of Penthouse. It also states that you should leave your girlfriend behind when you go to Rio.
                                 
                                 Rio de Janeiro: Beaches, Parties & Women
                                 
                                 "If there is one place in the world offering every single earthly delight any sane man could want, Rio de Janeiro is it. Sprawling beaches, beautiful women, parties 24/7 and people living life at full tilt is what this Brazilian city of seven million is all about. The Marvelous City, as it is often called, is the cultural, financial and fashion center not only of Brazil, but of the whole South American continent as well.
                                 
                                 Before setting foot on the airplane for a trip to one of the most visually stunning cities on the planet, there are a few things you should leave behind, mainly your girlfriend. Unless you have a very open relationship, this might be a trip you would ask your college buddies to join in on, because Rio has more temptations than last month's issue of Penthouse .
                                 
                                 Along with the ball and chain, your valuables that are not absolutely necessary should also be left at home. Your ice won't impress the ladies at the beach anyway, player. Lastly, any previous knowledge of partying should be thrown out the window. Rio will put your memories of frat parties to shame.
                                 
                                 After getting schooled on the basics of Brazilian travel, you should now be ready for what will be one of the most memorable vacations of your life."
                                 
                                 http://www.askmen.com/fine_living/trave … _tips.html

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                                    qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                    Ken:
                                    My kinda place..fer sure.
                                    I'm too old now to be gallavantin around and I have what I want and need right here
                                    In my younger days, I love the Bahamas, Puerto Rico, Santa Domingo...all for the gorgeous dark skinned beauties.
                                    I know you'll have fun...:-)

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                                       TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                       Ahh...Quel dommage, qwark--I am a porcelain skinned goddess; though I must admit I cannot begrudge you your love of the chocolatey, bronzed, and caramel tones. Mm.

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                                       Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                       I stayed for 1 month in August 2007. I plan to go again next year for my vacation. Rio has all the flavors. Dark skinned, light skinned, and so on.. If you like outdoors, this is a city you should visit with your girlfriend or wife. Just make sure you and your wife or girlfriend are always together so you can avoid any temptations. The 2016 Olympics will also be in Rio.

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                                       Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                       Spider since you are a goddess, you are smoking as well.

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                                          TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                          Awesome! *smokes*
                                          
                                          
                                          @qwark: It's been fun--Have a great night!

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            Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Livewithrichard, you have a great future wife. She can take culinary classes anytime.
            
            Qwark, I have to hold out hope that my dream turns into a reality one day. Livewithrichard appears to be living the dream.

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               dating in Phoenixposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Hello Ken, Just a note from someone in the medical field, As a man you may think that you have all the time in the world to start a family, your wrong. Men as they start to get past 35 or so start to have the same issues as women in baby department. If you are a 40 year old man and you marry a 25 year old women your chances of having a baby with medical problems are at an increase.
               As for the wanting a women who will always be thin and always be cute you will need to be willing to help her out. Women age too ya know. So when you find your miss right for you and you want to make a life with her just remember.., you can't stop strach marks or the fact that her hip will need to widen in order to have your babys and they don't go back. She will need you to watch the kids and help with the house and be willing to give her 2 or more hours a day to herself to stay looking the way you want her too. so plan for all this and your life will be a happy for you both.

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                  Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  dating in Phoenix. I will continue to exercise, eat healthy, help with babysitting, and help around the house (or outsource this work) as well.
                  
                  I will also stay in the best shape possible. Plus exercise makes me feel good.

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         qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Ken:
         I agree with you almost to a "T."
         I'm a "white anglo" whose g/f of 10 yrs is African American.
         She fits the bill in reference to you description.
         She's lookin' over my shoulder now as I type...lolol
         27, 5'1, 105 lbs, slim lil boy hips, with just enuf "junk-in-the-trunk" to raise the temp of any living man! tiny waist (6 pak) and a pair of the tightest lil twin peaks ya can imagine! Small aureoles and puffies! Luv them puffies! Flawless dArk brown skin...feels like velvet to the touch, and a face equal to that of Jada Pinkett! ooohh I just got a kiss on my neck! I may get lucky tonite.....lol

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            Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            lol

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      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      some one who's kind, understanding, caring, charming, has a positive attitude, and beautiful. however, most of all she has to understand who i am.  most women tend to misunderstand a guy like me, so that's the  most important quality i look for in gal. 
      
      
      eta:  someone like beth is the type of girl i like.  she pretty much has all those qualities. that's why i'm so fond of her.

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   TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years ago

   *peeks in* LOL...Shoulda called this "The Man Cave."

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      Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      If you are a woman, you can get a glimpse into how some men think. When asked what they look for in a woman, good looks seem to be one of the first things mentioned.

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      qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Spider:
      I welcomed the ladies too...c'mon down!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Breathing is good!

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      qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hi EArn:
      Yup it is!
      I became a fan of yer Australian anthropologist.
      ...gonna follow him closely...:-)

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         TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         *sings* "And the alien anthropologists admitted they were still perplexed...And on eliminating every other reason for our sad demise, they logged the only explanation left: This species has amused itself to death."
         
         Random musical moment. Points for anyone who knows the artist.

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   TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years ago

   *saunters in* You know qwark here is going to kill a T-Rex soon. Oh yes, guys. Top that.

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      qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Spider:
      ...and they're all invited to my tailgate viewing party....you get the coals ready and the knives sharpened ok??

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         TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I always keep my coals hot and my knives sharpened.

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            qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            damn spider! I get cooled down and there ya goin' lighting my candle again...jeez have a heart "beatch!" lolol

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               TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               You know it's better if you tease first. You love it. Admit it.
               
               ETA: Besides, I can't help it if the truth gets you all hot and bothered.

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                  qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Spider:
                  My g/f is peeking over my shoulder....ok ok   yes I do love it...lol
                  I had to duck...swish an open hand flew by...lol just playin'  :-)

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                     TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     *bows respectfully* All in jest and good fun, qwark's GF...I promise.

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                        qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Spider:
                        She's easy!
                        She knows she controls me with her little finger...:-)

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                           TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           That's the power of a good woman, right there, qwark. And men think they rule the roost.

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                              qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              Spider:
                              ...on the button! She's one in a million! I'm a lucky guy.  :-)

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   My kinda Gal
   
   Is tall, blonde, 6 foot, really fit, perfect body, possibly swedish  all though not fussy, breathing and alive 
   with a bit of stubble and goes by the name of George.
   
   Lol any one concur........?

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      TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Strangely enough, cal...I hung out with that person, but her name was Doug. LMAO

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         calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         she sounds fun lol sorry but i could not resist lol

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            TheGlassSpiderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh she was, honey. She WAS.

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      qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      cal:
      lololol...I've seen what you'd like n stage in New Orleans...some of the most beautiful guys I've ever seen...go get 'em tiger!   :-)

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         calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Ok whens the next flight lol I shall be over

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            qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Cal:
            have ya ever seen that all guy show in New Orleans?
            Ya can't tell theyre not all gorgeous girls....ya gotta go and see it.

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               calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Its a bit like funny girls down in blackpool here in uk proper funny

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         Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Cal, Rio also has a large population of guys for you as well.

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            calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            that sounds fun lol

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               Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Rio has something for probably everyone.

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   qwarkposted 14 years ago

   Hey guys and girls;
   I'm gonna dump it for now and go watch some TV...c'ya'll tomorrow....g'nite all...it's been fun...:-)

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      Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Good nite qwark.

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   Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years ago

   Qwark, here is a video I think you will like. Play close attention to 0:54 of the video.
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Ev5HgGACg

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   logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

   Hmmmm, let's see.
   alive!

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   Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

   she has to have a big yummy pair of bank accounts

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    JeanMeriamposted 14 years ago

    She will come in and do all the housework for me, provide babysitting on demand at no charge. She will support me in my endeavour to become a professional freelancer by reading forum posts. She will cook fabulous meals and pretend I cooked them. She will drive the children wherever they want to go while ensuring they still love me best. She will be horrifically ugly so I still get all the sexual admiration of my husband, but she will get along with him very well so he will let me keep her.
    
    What a dream. I'll never find her.

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    Lecieposted 14 years ago

    stopped by to find out what you men want from me. thank goodness i did. now that i know i have to be smokin hot i'll just stick to my machines. they don't judge but leave me feelin great. lmao

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       Kenrick Chatmanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Likewise, smoking hot is relative from one guy to the next.

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    Fluffymetalposted 14 years ago

    So many of you know me so well. lol

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    aliraza786posted 14 years ago

    i want  u but how????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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