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Describe Your Kinda Woman

  1. qwark profile image57
    qwarkposted 8 years ago

    ...you can describe too ladies..:-)

    1. profile image0
      Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Smoking body, beautiful face, confident, independent, ambitious, low to mid maintenance, not too nagging, into fitness and healthy eating, financially wise, funny, sense of humor, likes to keep things clean including home, knows how to cook some if not most things, smart, woman in public and a bad girl in private, peaceful, respectful, and so on

      bonus: like sports

      1. qwark profile image57
        qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ken:
        You are a dreamer arent ya?....good description! :-)

      2. livewithrichard profile image83
        livewithrichardposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Except for the knowing how to cook part, sounds like my fiance. smile

        1. qwark profile image57
          qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Richard:
          Don't ruin a good thing by marrying her!
          My advice: be best friends and lovers....believe me, that is good advice...lol  :-)

          1. profile image0
            Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Qwark, it seems you are speaking from experience? Is marriage that bad?

            I remember seeing a Benny Hill episode when his fiance monitored what she ate to ensure she kept her figure. However, once they got married she ate everything in sight and gained a lot of weight. Likewise, as soon as Benny Hill got a chance, he ran away from her.

            1. qwark profile image57
              qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Ken:
              I married a Miami show girl.
              Absolutely gorgeous...but she went off the deep end after about 4 yrs in the business...
              She gave me a fantastic son before we seperated
              Yes, I speak from experience...:-)

              1. profile image0
                Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I am planning to delay marriage as long as I can. By another 3.5-4 years or so...

                1. qwark profile image57
                  qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Ken:
                  Make a plan and work it..
                  I didn't marry till I was 32!
                  I loved ladies and SEX! Had to sow the oats first.

                  1. profile image0
                    Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    I turned 33 last month. So I plan to get married by age 37 to a woman up to 7-8 years younger than me.

                    So I have a few more years of freedom left and more places in the world to visit. My favorite place thus far has been Rio de Janeiro. Almost everything about Rio is beautiful.

                    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Rio_de_Janeiro_Helicoptero_47_Feb_2006.jpg/800px-Rio_de_Janeiro_Helicoptero_47_Feb_2006.jpg

        2. profile image0
          Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Livewithrichard, you have a great future wife. She can take culinary classes anytime.

          Qwark, I have to hold out hope that my dream turns into a reality one day. Livewithrichard appears to be living the dream.

          1. dating in Phoenix profile image55
            dating in Phoenixposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Hello Ken, Just a note from someone in the medical field, As a man you may think that you have all the time in the world to start a family, your wrong. Men as they start to get past 35 or so start to have the same issues as women in baby department. If you are a 40 year old man and you marry a 25 year old women your chances of having a baby with medical problems are at an increase.
            As for the wanting a women who will always be thin and always be cute you will need to be willing to help her out. Women age too ya know. So when you find your miss right for you and you want to make a life with her just remember.., you can't stop strach marks or the fact that her hip will need to widen in order to have your babys and they don't go back. She will need you to watch the kids and help with the house and be willing to give her 2 or more hours a day to herself to stay looking the way you want her too. so plan for all this and your life will be a happy for you both.

            1. profile image0
              Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              dating in Phoenix. I will continue to exercise, eat healthy, help with babysitting, and help around the house (or outsource this work) as well.

              I will also stay in the best shape possible. Plus exercise makes me feel good.

      3. qwark profile image57
        qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ken:
        I agree with you almost to a "T."
        I'm a "white anglo" whose g/f of 10 yrs is African American.
        She fits the bill in reference to you description.
        She's lookin' over my shoulder now as I type...lolol
        27, 5'1, 105 lbs, slim lil boy hips, with just enuf "junk-in-the-trunk" to raise the temp of any living man! tiny waist (6 pak) and a pair of the tightest lil twin peaks ya can imagine! Small aureoles and puffies! Luv them puffies! Flawless dArk brown skin...feels like velvet to the touch, and a face equal to that of Jada Pinkett! ooohh I just got a kiss on my neck! I may get lucky tonite.....lol

        1. profile image0
          Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          lol

    2. Stevennix2001 profile image91
      Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      some one who's kind, understanding, caring, charming, has a positive attitude, and beautiful. however, most of all she has to understand who i am.  most women tend to misunderstand a guy like me, so that's the  most important quality i look for in gal. 


      eta:  someone like beth is the type of girl i like.  she pretty much has all those qualities. that's why i'm so fond of her.

  2. TheGlassSpider profile image70
    TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years ago

    *peeks in* LOL...Shoulda called this "The Man Cave." lol

    1. profile image0
      Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      If you are a woman, you can get a glimpse into how some men think. When asked what they look for in a woman, good looks seem to be one of the first things mentioned.

    2. qwark profile image57
      qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Spider:
      I welcomed the ladies too...c'mon down!

  3. earnestshub profile image91
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Breathing is good! lol

    1. qwark profile image57
      qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hi EArn:
      Yup it is!
      I became a fan of yer Australian anthropologist.
      ...gonna follow him closely...:-)

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image70
        TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        *sings* "And the alien anthropologists admitted they were still perplexed...And on eliminating every other reason for our sad demise, they logged the only explanation left: This species has amused itself to death."

        Random musical moment. Points for anyone who knows the artist.

  4. TheGlassSpider profile image70
    TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years ago

    *saunters in* You know qwark here is going to kill a T-Rex soon. Oh yes, guys. Top that. wink

    1. qwark profile image57
      qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Spider:
      ...and they're all invited to my tailgate viewing party....you get the coals ready and the knives sharpened ok??

      1. TheGlassSpider profile image70
        TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I always keep my coals hot and my knives sharpened.

        1. qwark profile image57
          qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          damn spider! I get cooled down and there ya goin' lighting my candle again...jeez have a heart "beatch!" lolol

          1. TheGlassSpider profile image70
            TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You know it's better if you tease first. You love it. Admit it. wink

            ETA: Besides, I can't help it if the truth gets you all hot and bothered. smile

            1. qwark profile image57
              qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Spider:
              My g/f is peeking over my shoulder....ok ok   yes I do love it...lol
              I had to duck...swish an open hand flew by...lol just playin'  :-)

              1. TheGlassSpider profile image70
                TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                *bows respectfully* All in jest and good fun, qwark's GF...I promise.

                1. qwark profile image57
                  qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Spider:
                  She's easy!
                  She knows she controls me with her little finger...:-)

                  1. TheGlassSpider profile image70
                    TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                    That's the power of a good woman, right there, qwark. And men think they rule the roost. wink

  5. calpol25 profile image68
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    My kinda Gal

    Is tall, blonde, 6 foot, really fit, perfect body, possibly swedish  all though not fussy, breathing and alive 
    with a bit of stubble and goes by the name of George.

    Lol any one concur........?

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image70
      TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Strangely enough, cal...I hung out with that person, but her name was Doug. LMAO

      1. calpol25 profile image68
        calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        she sounds fun lol lol sorry but i could not resist lol lol lol

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image70
          TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Oh she was, honey. She WAS. wink

    2. qwark profile image57
      qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      cal:
      lololol...I've seen what you'd like n stage in New Orleans...some of the most beautiful guys I've ever seen...go get 'em tiger!   :-)

      1. calpol25 profile image68
        calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ok whens the next flight lol lol I shall be over lollol

        1. qwark profile image57
          qwarkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Cal:
          have ya ever seen that all guy show in New Orleans?
          Ya can't tell theyre not all gorgeous girls....ya gotta go and see it.

          1. calpol25 profile image68
            calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Its a bit like funny girls down in blackpool here in uk proper funny lol

      2. profile image0
        Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Cal, Rio also has a large population of guys for you as well.

        1. calpol25 profile image68
          calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          that sounds fun lol lol

          1. profile image0
            Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Rio has something for probably everyone.

  6. qwark profile image57
    qwarkposted 8 years ago

    Hey guys and girls;
    I'm gonna dump it for now and go watch some TV...c'ya'll tomorrow....g'nite all...it's been fun...:-)

    1. profile image0
      Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good nite qwark.

  7. profile image0
    Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years ago

    Qwark, here is a video I think you will like. Play close attention to 0:54 of the video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Ev5HgGACg

  8. profile image63
    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    Hmmmm, let's see.
    alive! smile

  9. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    she has to have a big yummy pair of bank accounts

  10. profile image0
    JeanMeriamposted 8 years ago

    She will come in and do all the housework for me, provide babysitting on demand at no charge. She will support me in my endeavour to become a professional freelancer by reading forum posts. She will cook fabulous meals and pretend I cooked them. She will drive the children wherever they want to go while ensuring they still love me best. She will be horrifically ugly so I still get all the sexual admiration of my husband, but she will get along with him very well so he will let me keep her.

    What a dream. I'll never find her.

  11. profile image0
    Lecieposted 8 years ago

    stopped by to find out what you men want from me. thank goodness i did. now that i know i have to be smokin hot i'll just stick to my machines. they don't judge but leave me feelin great. lmao

    1. profile image0
      Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Likewise, smoking hot is relative from one guy to the next.

  12. Fluffymetal profile image78
    Fluffymetalposted 8 years ago

    So many of you know me so well. lol wink

  13. aliraza786 profile image52
    aliraza786posted 8 years ago

    i want  u but how????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 
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