Pick up lines

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   Stevennix2001posted 8 years ago

   Ladies-whats the nicest/rudest/funniest pick up line you've ever heard?
   
   Gentlemen-What various pick up lines have you ever used or your friends have used?

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   TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years ago

   Hahaha...It's another thread with an answer from my trip to Ireland...LOL
   
   Okay. So the setting is a pub again; except this time only a handful of us choir girls are hanging out. And we've all been talking to this group of Irish guys. Around 2 AM or so, one of the guys in the group looks at me and says:
   
   "Any sex?" (i.e., "do you wanna have sex?")
   
   I had never been propositioned before...much LESS so out in the open like that. I turned red as a beet and stammered that I didn't think my roommate would appreciate that much. His response:
   
   "Hey, she can join in! The more the merrier. I can do it all...even reverse." (I don't know WHAT that's supposed to mean).
   
   I extricated myself as quickly as possible. LOL

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      Stevennix2001posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      i'm sorry to hear that happened to you.  it sounds like that guy was either drunk or he's just an idiot.  Or maybe both.  however, it sounds like you did the right thing by just getting out of there. however, i'm sorry you had to put up with that. 
      
      
      by the way, i think the reverse thing either means "reverse cowgirl" or "doggy style", but im not sure.  that's just a guess.  lol

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         china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this

         Don't try it doggie style !!    they have real bad breath!! 

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   Destiny Mandelinposted 8 years ago

   haha.it was the craziest, dumbest, lamest thinq ever.
   
   me and my friend were in the mall and this weird quy comes up to me and says..
   
   Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
   
   im like..really..haha.

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   TheGlassSpiderposted 8 years ago

   Ahhh, It's a funny story these days...All I suffered was a little embarrassment at the time. Besides, we were all drinking--fortunately, I've always been able to hold my own when I was drinking.

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   Kenrick Chatmanposted 8 years ago

   During my teenage years and early 20s I would approach attractive women and strike up a conversation. Once I got them to open up, I asked for their phone numbers to continue the conversation at a later time.
   
   For the women, who replied "I have a boyfriend."
   
   I would respond with these cheesy lines:
   
   "I have two goldfish." When the women replied with "What?" I stated: "I thought we were talking about things that do not matter. What's your phone number?"
   
   OR
   
   I will state: "How long have you had that problem?"
   
   OR
   
   State: "I did not ask you if you were dating someone or not. I just asked for your phone number. What's your phone number?"

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   Stevennix2001posted 8 years ago

   any others?

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   Stevennix2001posted 8 years ago

   here's one from family guy: when quagmire walks up between two girls.
   
   i didn't mean to come between you two....or did i?

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   theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

   Hi - Im Irish - want to boil some potatoes with me

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   VioletSunposted 8 years ago

   A man once stopped me as I was walking to a store on the weekend, and said he would do anything to look like me, and asked me if I could buy lingerie for him. I guess, it was not a pickup, as he told me he always wanted to be a girl, but it was an unusual request. LOL! This was years ago when I was in my late 20's. He looked totally normal, with jeans and sneakers, your average American guy. I was nice to him, but of course did not agree to buy anything for him and waved goodbye.

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    brighttetteyposted 8 years ago

    ok

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    brighttetteyposted 8 years ago

    so can u give me ur yahoo id or  msn so that i add u ok

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       Pearldiverposted 8 years agoin reply to this

       What is this BS?

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          china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          A robot has clearly fallen for you big style

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