I believe in Zoamelgustar, for he is the one true god

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  1. Zelkiiro profile image94
    Zelkiiroposted 5 years ago

    As it is written in the Holy Book of Zoamelgustarianism, "None shall enter Paradise unless their faith be placed solely in the Great and Holy All-Father, Zoamelgustar, and all those who cry out in disbelief or deny the teachings of His Holiness shall be plunged into the burning Void for all eternity."

    Place your faith in Zoamelgustar today, or face the fire and the darkness of the Void! This is totally legit and not made-up in any way!

    http://t5ak.roblox.com/51773bbc72d8d11f15711fd0325fa456

    Discussion: No seriously, let's talk about either absolutely ludicrous religions and/or whether or not the idea of religion itself is absolutely ludicrous.

    1. Kathryn L Hill profile image78
      Kathryn L Hillposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      -they are good for inspiring really cool art.

      1. Zelkiiro profile image94
        Zelkiiroposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        You mean like William Blake?

        Because William Blake was awesome. Messed up as hell, but awesome.

  2. profile image0
    Emile Rposted 5 years ago

    So, what are the perks of joining your cult?

    1. Zelkiiro profile image94
      Zelkiiroposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Cult? This is no cult! It's the truth! And Zoamelgustar offers a very, very generous dental plan!

  3. LuisEGonzalez profile image86
    LuisEGonzalezposted 5 years ago

    You got me going there, for a second. I thought that you really were talking about a real religious cult.....tongue

  4. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 5 years ago

    I am sorry but the Flying Spaghetti Monster Smited your Zoamelgustar deity just last week....

    1. Zelkiiro profile image94
      Zelkiiroposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Impossible! The protective shield of Zoamelgustar repels all! Your feeble noodle-beast could not hope to penetrate it!

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        You are mistaken, your lil deity has been utterly removed from this and all other universes.

        1. Zelkiiro profile image94
          Zelkiiroposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          My what, now?

          Err...what were we just talking about? It feels like it was important...

  5. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image94
    Marcy Goodfleischposted 5 years ago

    Sorry - I am a faithful follower of the Saint Nordstrom, the Patron Saint of Tarjetas Plasticos and Consumption.

    1. Kathryn L Hill profile image78
      Kathryn L Hillposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I kinda liked Odin...

 
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