As it is written in the Holy Book of Zoamelgustarianism, "None shall enter Paradise unless their faith be placed solely in the Great and Holy All-Father, Zoamelgustar, and all those who cry out in disbelief or deny the teachings of His Holiness shall be plunged into the burning Void for all eternity."
Place your faith in Zoamelgustar today, or face the fire and the darkness of the Void! This is totally legit and not made-up in any way!
Discussion: No seriously, let's talk about either absolutely ludicrous religions and/or whether or not the idea of religion itself is absolutely ludicrous.
You got me going there, for a second. I thought that you really were talking about a real religious cult.....
I am sorry but the Flying Spaghetti Monster Smited your Zoamelgustar deity just last week....
Impossible! The protective shield of Zoamelgustar repels all! Your feeble noodle-beast could not hope to penetrate it!
Sorry - I am a faithful follower of the Saint Nordstrom, the Patron Saint of Tarjetas Plasticos and Consumption.
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