How long is the average Noodly Appendage?
A False Profit!
I have clear proof there for all to see that the Noodly appendages are actually only 26 centimeters (any more would be a waste and make the rest of us feel inadequate).
As for this ridiculous notion that He is a She......... You need to remove the full stop from the end of the URL for that link to work
His Noodlyness spoke these truths directly into my head. Barilla (piece be upon them) are the official one true noodle maker and only use genuine bad angel appendages. Sometimes the space/time/length perception of humans (especially females) gives the impression that things are larger than they are, but this is a misinterpretation of the truth. 26 centimeters is it
I am not understanding this reference to "male inadequacies."
Being directly created in the chosen image of His Noodlyness, the word "inadequate" is inappropriate. We were created this way for a reason. Sometimes that reason may not be entirely clear, but correct medication usually brings clarity and truth.
RamenWell, of course you aren't, but that's okay
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This is true, but don't worry, I'm sure you'll eventually find one that works... sometimes it can take a while
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Ramen
Oh, all right, then.
The motley rabble can post non-serious responses, too.
JennyUmm, I think you are sort of limiting the glory of The Lord. Did not expect that from such a high figure as you really!
How about our green friends from Alfa Centauri? I have no doubt Noodly Appendages reach them too!
After long hours of medicating on this question, and many arduous hours of serious contemplating (well - a couple of minutes anyway), I have come up with a definitive answer. Proof of His Noodly existence if you will.
It turns out - and I know this because I had it put directly into my head by His Noodlyness - that the Pasta maker Barilla (piece be upon them) is actually the licensed official Noodly appendage maker. Using cast off bad angels (this avoids the inevitable conflict of leaving them to go their own way) they turn these bad angels' appendages into human worthy pasta, and the length of the appendage may surprise you.
Due to the massive time/space/length distortion involved in moving from one plain of existence to another, the length of an average Noodly appendage is only 26 centimeters in human terms.
And here is the proof:
And I hope this gives you a better idea of just exactly how bored I am this afternoon.
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