Is it a sin to wear a fake LV scarf while buggering sheep?

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

   I mean, you have to cover your face with something in case the local authorities interrupt your activities, but wouldn't the sheep feel more "special" if you took the effort to wear something authentic.

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   frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

   *smirks. And throws in a raised eyebrow for dramatic effect*

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   Kelsey Tallisposted 14 years ago

   Ya know, when I was an exchange student in the UK years ago, I got into a conversation about this with some guys (for the sake of all humanity, I will not address the "long-haired hamster" and "duct-tape" portion of the conversation... O_o).
   
   Annnnyway, the most disturbing comment I remember was, "Oh, the sheep LOVE it!"
   
   Hmmm.
   
   My question was, "How do you know they were bleating in exstasy, rather than outrage?"
   
   Never did get a satisfactory answer...
   
   And as far as appropriate attire... um, apparently a good pair of wellies is helpful O_O.

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You have more knowledge of this subject than most people will admit to.

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         Kelsey Tallisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, well, I believe in brutal honesty and, uh, you did ask...

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         Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Makes you wonder about the avatar. Anyone with an intimate knowledge of duct tape and hamsters is immediately on the list of potential sinners.

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            Kelsey Tallisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Um, as stated, my knowledge is second-hand, not "intimate" and/or first-hand, please appreciate the difference, kthx! :-D
            
            LOL at Cindy!

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               Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Yes. I see a lot of "apparently" and "I remember"s in there. Was it a "very good friend" that told you these things?

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                  Kelsey Tallisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  No, it was a couple of acquaintances. Actually, both were very attractive men, but, uh, they became significantly less so after said conversation...
                  
                  I have a tendency to ask questions I regret later, but, somehow, that doesn't stop me from asking... O_O.

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      are wellies=boots?

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   Maybe the scraf is to stop you from gagging

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      frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      *laughing*
      
      Nice one Cindy

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   Maybe, whoever is shagging the sheep is into bondage and the scarf could come in handy for that as well.

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   Toad loved duct tape

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      So did David Carradine.

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         Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Seriously - I grew up watching Kung Fu - I daren't look at the pictures. He was a hero.

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      Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Precisely

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   waynetposted 14 years ago

   What you do in your own spare time is....wait a minute...poor sheep....animal rights should be informed about this!!

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      Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      No man - they like it. Says so in the bible.

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         waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Ahh I see! That's ok then. Bible Faring Folk Are Excused!!

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   I have to tell you this story.  I was playing in a bowling tournament in Botswana, the Ugandan Vet was in our team of four and he hadn't arrived yet at the start of the first game.  Our captain had to double up until Paul, the vet finally arrived near the end of the first game.  When we asked him why he was late, he told us that he had to go and take a semen sample from a goat to be used as evidence in a court case.  Some man had been nabbed shagging a goat and in Botswana, that is a crime and a jailable offence!

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Was the perpetrator wearing a scarf?

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      Princessaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Here it is a jailable offence to wear a fake LV scarf, probably ok about the sheep shagging though LOL

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I sure hope so.

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   ah but his scarf is real and you can see it was just photoshopped on.  Come on, give the poor guy a break.  He came onto that forum like any of us wanting to say something and then he started getting slagged off about a frigging scarf?

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