Commandments

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  1. frogdropping profile image77
    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    How many are there?

    Thanks in advance smile

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    1. Inspirepub profile image74
      Inspirepubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      In which religion, according to which source?

      Jenny

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  2. frogdropping profile image77
    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    I was thinking along the lines of 'who uses which and how many are observed on a day to day basis?'.

    Complicated already huh?

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  3. Lady_E profile image61
    Lady_Eposted 14 years ago

    Your question is very vague...............

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  4. Inspirepub profile image74
    Inspirepubposted 14 years ago

    I think there are five.

    1. I am the Lord the God and thou shalt have no other God before me.

    2. Blessed are the cheesemakers; honour them well.

    3. Thou shalt not serve Parmesan on a white sauce.

    4. Talk like a pirate.

    5. Seek not the Noodly Appendage, lest ye be undone.

    Of course the first commandment is broken regularly, because people will insist on serving pasta as a main course.

    Jenny

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    1. Mark Knowles profile image58
      Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Pagans.

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      1. frogdropping profile image77
        frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Oooof. The ignorance eh?

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      rrr... sparg'hetti is a noodle in me nickarrs. arrr. lol

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  5. frogdropping profile image77
    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    Lady E - wasn't intended to be so. I was actually asking because I wanted to know smile

    And Inspire - the FSM is a strange deity indeed. I do believe a few hubbers follow him. Or it. Or is it a them?

    I may have to look into this little egg and flour cult wink

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  6. gamergirl profile image84
    gamergirlposted 14 years ago

    I can't believe all of you.

    None of you are true worshipers of the Great Noodley One (WBIS) and should take great measures to re-align yourselves with the faith.

    'I would not have known him, except that the Flying Spaghetti Monster told me, 'The man on whom you see the Spaghetti come down and remain is he who will baptize with Extra Thick Spaghetti Sauce.'

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    1. Mark Knowles profile image58
      Mark Knowlesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yea verily, but still, one must serve pasta first. Then the main course. "No gods before me."

      Then we eat meat. Lots of meat. In fact, with my Italian and French amigos - more meat than is sensible. But - pasta first. smile

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