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What would you ask God?

  1. drej2522 profile image85
    drej2522posted 8 years ago

    If God were to grant you one question, right now, what would it be?

    1. Madurai profile image56
      Maduraiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Are you GOD and do you have that authority?

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Who made you?

    3. hublim profile image78
      hublimposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      God, how was your weekend?

    4. R P Chapman profile image61
      R P Chapmanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Why did you put all the calories in the tasty stuff? big_smile

      1. drej2522 profile image85
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah! Why are all the good stuff "bad"?

    5. profile image0
      F. Kenneth Taylorposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Why give us life & watch us struggle to live only to let us die?

      1. grandmaswingler profile image58
        grandmaswinglerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I think you asked a relly good question. I would like to give you something to think about. It was never GOD'S purpose that we live a while on earth, struggling and in pain. God provided everything in the garden of Eden for us to live in complete peace and happiness. He provided a delightful and delicious abundance of food for us to enjoy. He provided fulfilling work in a beautiful environmrnt for us to enjoy.
          It was Adam and Eve through the treachery of the devil, that caused us to loose all of this.
           Because GOD loved us so much, he allowed his son, Jesus Christ to sacrifice his life so that we would be able to have a renewed relationship with GOD, so that we could have the hope of living once again for eternity on earth.
           Both God and Jesus gave up so much for us to be able to have these things and more. They did this because they truely care. It is very hard to see the struggling that people face in their lives everyday. But it was not GOD who caused it, and he made it possible to have a wonderful hope for our future.
           I hope this helps.

      2. drej2522 profile image85
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, that's tough. Are you sure you want an answer?...The justification may upset you more.

    6. marinealways24 profile image62
      marinealways24posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I would ask whether he requires sheep or individuals. lol

    7. girlpower profile image80
      girlpowerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I would ask God, what harm would it be to let us know where we go when we die?

      1. marinealways24 profile image62
        marinealways24posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        The silly prophets forgot to add that during the countless pages of temple construction.

      2. drej2522 profile image85
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You want a description? Or do you want God to put it in terms you understand?

    8. Lifes Joke profile image56
      Lifes Jokeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I really needed you how come when you heard me calling you didn't answer?

      1. drej2522 profile image85
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        sometimes...some of god's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers...corny but true

    9. Army Infantry Mom profile image60
      Army Infantry Momposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Why can't the world just get along ?????

    10. Cindy Frye profile image56
      Cindy Fryeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'd like to know why "He" needs to be WORSHIPPED.

      1. drej2522 profile image85
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'd like to know why "I" can't be worshipped!

    11. profile image0
      Pacal Votanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I would ask God to show me a way to go back to two years earlier and then I would not answer a phone call that made my life miserable.

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Your life will be no more miserable tomorrow, Pacal. something new is waiting in every corner. You just have to wait, and then look. smile

        1. drej2522 profile image85
          drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          no matter how tough it gets, it always gets better...

    12. Rochelle Frank profile image95
      Rochelle Frankposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      "What do you want me to do now?" and "Can I have your email addy?

    13. dutchman1951 profile image61
      dutchman1951posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I choose by faith to believe in Him. I would ask him nothing, He gave his son, that we can live for eternity, the ultimate sacrafice for man. There is nothing else to ask of him.

      1. drej2522 profile image85
        drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        deep, dutch...very deep

    14. ionerice profile image57
      ionericeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      According to the ancient Israelites you had a wife, what was her name.

    15. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Show yourself?

      Plain and simple.

      1. quietnessandtrust profile image60
        quietnessandtrustposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        He has.

    16. ionerice profile image57
      ionericeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      God, Why did you punish babies for the wrong-doings of their parents?

    17. getitrite profile image77
      getitriteposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      My question would be:  Did you know that some delusional people have written an insane book called the bible, and claimed that you told them to write it?

    18. nikki1 profile image58
      nikki1posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Requesting to ask more questions..

    19. hudsonj1994 profile image60
      hudsonj1994posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Why did you make me move 9 times?

  2. Colebabie profile image57
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Are you proud of me?

    1. drej2522 profile image85
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That's a good one...I'm not sure I would want the answer, though. smile

  3. Lisa HW profile image70
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    Hey, what on Earth did I do to deserve this all this crap?    lol

    1. starme77 profile image71
      starme77posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ditto

  4. yoshi97 profile image64
    yoshi97posted 8 years ago

    I'd ask him ... 'Why do you ask others to ask for my belief when you could appear before me and ask for it yourself ... knowing I could never refuse.'

    1. drej2522 profile image85
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Valid point...a little bitter are we?

      1. yoshi97 profile image64
        yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        The Mormons won't stop knocking on my door ... last week I told them I was Jewish (I'm not), and they *still* insisted on talking to me. sad

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Urine-filled water balloons are an effective deterrent

          1. yoshi97 profile image64
            yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            hmmm ... Problem is, I never know when they're coming. Where does one stock such unorthodox ammo?

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              suspended above the outer doorway.   

              I have 13 cats

    2. prettydarkhorse profile image65
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL hahaha, hmmmm.. he is ever knowing GOD and he knows that you will ask him that question, so he will never ask you or he might, he is a humble GOD...

      I will ask him (out of curiosity), What were you doing before the creation?

  5. Colebabie profile image57
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Just answer the door naked.

    1. yoshi97 profile image64
      yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Does this suggestion come from experience? Inquiring minds want to know! smile

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I tried that once...

      They all bowed and worshiped me.

    3. cheaptrick profile image72
      cheaptrickposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Colebabie.don't you know that Mormon men are Very Horny.Why do you think they rationalized multiple wives.Answering the door naked would be an open invitation to courtship or,at the very least,a job offer!

      1. Colebabie profile image57
        Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        First: Most men are very horny. Horniness knows no religion.
        Second: No invitation, just a laugh.
        Third: I'm not a prostitute.

  6. topgunjager profile image60
    topgunjagerposted 8 years ago

    I would ask him if he put us on this planet so we could give him attention. It just seems like all he rally cares about is being prayed to and being worshipped when there's other better things we can do.

  7. yoshi97 profile image64
    yoshi97posted 8 years ago

    So, Ron, I've got a plan ...

    We dress up as Mormons and go trick or treating at Cole's house. Ya in? smile

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sure, just let me delete that water balloon post

      1. yoshi97 profile image64
        yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Doh! Good plan ...

    2. Colebabie profile image57
      Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You guys are funny smile

      What does a Mormon costume look like?

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        http://dekerivers.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/mormon_underwear.jpg

        1. yoshi97 profile image64
          yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Now I *know* ima gonna have nightmares ... Creepy, Ron ... Really creepy ...

        2. drej2522 profile image85
          drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          hahaha...that's awesome! It's sooo disgusting, yet I can't look away!

      2. yoshi97 profile image64
        yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        They look like bankers that traded in their briefcases for books. smile

  8. Colebabie profile image57
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Ok that's creepy. And I wouldn't answer the door naked for that.

    1. yoshi97 profile image64
      yoshi97posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Dagnabbit Ron ... quit shooting our plan in the foot! smile

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        She's bluffing.  She's pretty much always naked.

        1. Colebabie profile image57
          Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Yeah pretty much.

  9. Jackson Riddle profile image52
    Jackson Riddleposted 8 years ago

    "Where is the nearest computer? I need to see if i've finally made some money on hub pages!"

  10. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    Will I have Egyptian cotton bed linens?


    great forum

    thanks, kimberly  smile

  11. drej2522 profile image85
    drej2522posted 8 years ago

    apparently nobody would use him for selfish reasons...ha...what about, what's the next mega-lottery numbers?

  12. queenbe profile image61
    queenbeposted 8 years ago

    I would ask God why my life has been so hellish??

  13. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    If we are talking about the biblical god, I would not ask him anything. I would just try to wipe him out for the good of mankind!
    Psychotic little god. smile

    1. marinealways24 profile image62
      marinealways24posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Silly emotional bible god. lol

  14. profile image0
    cosetteposted 8 years ago

    Pacal...i am part Mayan...i just realized your name has Mayan origins...cool!

    here is a sweet song for you. most of the versions of this were covers, so don't pay attention to the cartoons. cheers! p.s. there is no expiration date on any of my offers of support to you. have a restful night.

    Rob Thomas Little Wonders

  15. profile image0
    zampanoposted 8 years ago

    mercy !

  16. Ivorwen profile image74
    Ivorwenposted 8 years ago

    I've always been curious about dinosaurs and life outside of earth. (Sorry, I need a conversation.)

    1. drej2522 profile image85
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      actually, I love dinosaurs. Jurassic Park is one of my favorite novels/movies.

  17. Rhianni32 profile image68
    Rhianni32posted 8 years ago

    Whats the deal with the platypus?

    Seriously because I do not want to know the answer to the tough questions. Especially when will I die. The feeling of hopelessness as it draws near would be too much.

    1. drej2522 profile image85
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It could be a cheerful question...life is too serious as it is.

      1. Rhianni32 profile image68
        Rhianni32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hmmm ok. What is a tough cheerful question?

  18. zadrobi profile image55
    zadrobiposted 8 years ago

    What's the square root of love?

    1. cheaptrick profile image72
      cheaptrickposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I can answer that.The square root of love is money times assets divided by two with a cosine of lawyers topped off with a liberal dose of lubricant for when the judge bends you over to announce the settlement...

      1. zadrobi profile image55
        zadrobiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Haha I figured someone would have a response and I wasn't dissapointed

    2. Rhianni32 profile image68
      Rhianni32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Chocolate!

      1. zadrobi profile image55
        zadrobiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You must be easy to please on Valentine's day wink

  19. profile image0
    Go Writerposted 8 years ago

    Is it over yet?

  20. repstrydiefly profile image61
    repstrydieflyposted 8 years ago

    where is this heaven and how do I get a passport?

    1. drej2522 profile image85
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      what if the gates of heaven were like the international checkpoints?....STAMP....STAMP..."Next!"

      knowing my luck I would be denied for having the wrong information on it. "It's me, I swear!"

      1. repstrydiefly profile image61
        repstrydieflyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I would probably be denied for what I have done in this world. No good. Kind of like on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory at the chocolate egg room. "BAD EGG down the chute"

  21. Pr0metheus profile image59
    Pr0metheusposted 8 years ago

    Assuming he is the sole creator..

    "Why'd you create everything?"

    I'm assuming his answer would be something like "I was bored."

    1. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol  lol

  22. Jerami profile image69
    Jeramiposted 8 years ago

    I've been thinking about this question since it was poated.
    The only question that I can think of that is relivant is; ...   "Can I come in ????"

    1. drej2522 profile image85
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Are you referring to a visit or are you asking if you are eligible?

      1. Jerami profile image69
        Jeramiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

           I guess to visit, or am I eligible, or to come in and stay. Supposed to be a great place. If I came in I could ask all the questions I wanted to.
            If I had to stay here and had one question it would be
           Why did ya want to create this place in the first place. Like what was the overall motive. I can only assume that he has had a hand in the overall out come; so what did it achieve.
        If I only have one question might as well make it multidimensional

        1. drej2522 profile image85
          drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          So, it's a...meaning of life question...hmph

          1. Jerami profile image69
            Jeramiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I wasn't thinking in terms of a meaning of my life or anyone else's. Not our purpose in life.
                psychologist say that in any relationship that is to last; there must be SOME form of mutual gratification.
                We know what we get out of life. I would ask HIM what is/was HIS objective? what is his gratification/payback etc.
              OK what is/was HIS purpose.

            1. drej2522 profile image85
              drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              alright...but I'm not sure we know our purpose. I'm sorry, but worshipping your creator is an unacceptable 'purpose' in my book. smile

  23. tantrum profile image61
    tantrumposted 8 years ago

    Are you free tonight ? tongue

    1. quietnessandtrust profile image60
      quietnessandtrustposted 8 years ago

      What are You going to do with all of the atheists ?


      http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/ … 0Loser.wav

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        why do you hate me so much ? sad

        1. quietnessandtrust profile image60
          quietnessandtrustposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Do you really think that? big_smile

          1. tantrum profile image61
            tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            well, reading your posts....
            but it's ok.  I don't like believers either ! big_smile

            1. quietnessandtrust profile image60
              quietnessandtrustposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              mad   big_smile

    2. Jerami profile image69
      Jeramiposted 8 years ago

      I did not say that our purpose is to worship God.
      As I said my question to him would be Why? What's his payback. I don't think us worshiping him is/was his reason for getting this earth rolling. What could his purposeful end product be; so to speak.
          I also do not think that he wants us to see nothing but him. I think that he just wants to be our compus. to always be in our Peripheral view.

    3. TimTurner profile image75
      TimTurnerposted 8 years ago

      Honestly, "do you exist?".

    4. drej2522 profile image85
      drej2522posted 8 years ago

      ha...what do you think 'his' answer will be?

      1. TimTurner profile image75
        TimTurnerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Well, if someone answered, then I guess I would know my answer lol

    5. prettydarkhorse profile image65
      prettydarkhorseposted 8 years ago

      GOD, what are you doing before the creation?

     
    working