What would you ask God?

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   drej2522posted 13 years ago

   If God were to grant you one question, right now, what would it be?

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      Maduraiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Are you GOD and do you have that authority?

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Who made you?

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      hublimposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      God, how was your weekend?

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      R P Chapmanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Why did you put all the calories in the tasty stuff?

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         drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah! Why are all the good stuff "bad"?

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      F. Kenneth Taylorposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Why give us life & watch us struggle to live only to let us die?

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         grandmaswinglerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

           I think you asked a relly good question. I would like to give you something to think about. It was never GOD'S purpose that we live a while on earth, struggling and in pain. God provided everything in the garden of Eden for us to live in complete peace and happiness. He provided a delightful and delicious abundance of food for us to enjoy. He provided fulfilling work in a beautiful environmrnt for us to enjoy.
           It was Adam and Eve through the treachery of the devil, that caused us to loose all of this.
            Because GOD loved us so much, he allowed his son, Jesus Christ to sacrifice his life so that we would be able to have a renewed relationship with GOD, so that we could have the hope of living once again for eternity on earth.
            Both God and Jesus gave up so much for us to be able to have these things and more. They did this because they truely care. It is very hard to see the struggling that people face in their lives everyday. But it was not GOD who caused it, and he made it possible to have a wonderful hope for our future.
            I hope this helps.

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         drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, that's tough. Are you sure you want an answer?...The justification may upset you more.

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      marinealways24posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I would ask whether he requires sheep or individuals.

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      girlpowerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I would ask God, what harm would it be to let us know where we go when we die?

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         marinealways24posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         The silly prophets forgot to add that during the countless pages of temple construction.

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         drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         You want a description? Or do you want God to put it in terms you understand?

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      Lifes Jokeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I really needed you how come when you heard me calling you didn't answer?

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         drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         sometimes...some of god's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers...corny but true

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      Army Infantry Momposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Why can't the world just get along ?????

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       Cindy Fryeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I'd like to know why "He" needs to be WORSHIPPED.

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          drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I'd like to know why "I" can't be worshipped!

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       Pacal Votanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I would ask God to show me a way to go back to two years earlier and then I would not answer a phone call that made my life miserable.

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          tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Your life will be no more miserable tomorrow, Pacal. something new is waiting in every corner. You just have to wait, and then look.

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             drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             no matter how tough it gets, it always gets better...

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       Rochelle Frankposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       "What do you want me to do now?" and "Can I have your email addy?

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       dutchman1951posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I choose by faith to believe in Him. I would ask him nothing, He gave his son, that we can live for eternity, the ultimate sacrafice for man. There is nothing else to ask of him.

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          drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          deep, dutch...very deep

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       ionericeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       According to the ancient Israelites you had a wife, what was her name.

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       Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Show yourself?
       
       Plain and simple.

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          quietnessandtrustposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          He has.

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       ionericeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       God, Why did you punish babies for the wrong-doings of their parents?

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       getitriteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       My question would be:  Did you know that some delusional people have written an insane book called the bible, and claimed that you told them to write it?

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       nikki1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Requesting to ask more questions..

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       hudsonj1994posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Why did you make me move 9 times?

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   Colebabieposted 13 years ago

   Are you proud of me?

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      drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That's a good one...I'm not sure I would want the answer, though.

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   Lisa HWposted 13 years ago

   Hey, what on Earth did I do to deserve this all this crap?   

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      starme77posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ditto

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   yoshi97posted 13 years ago

   I'd ask him ... 'Why do you ask others to ask for my belief when you could appear before me and ask for it yourself ... knowing I could never refuse.'

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      drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Valid point...a little bitter are we?

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         yoshi97posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         The Mormons won't stop knocking on my door ... last week I told them I was Jewish (I'm not), and they *still* insisted on talking to me.

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Urine-filled water balloons are an effective deterrent

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               yoshi97posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               hmmm ... Problem is, I never know when they're coming. Where does one stock such unorthodox ammo?

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                  Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  suspended above the outer doorway.   
                  
                  I have 13 cats

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      prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL hahaha, hmmmm.. he is ever knowing GOD and he knows that you will ask him that question, so he will never ask you or he might, he is a humble GOD...
      
      I will ask him (out of curiosity), What were you doing before the creation?

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   Colebabieposted 13 years ago

   Just answer the door naked.

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      yoshi97posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Does this suggestion come from experience? Inquiring minds want to know!

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I tried that once...
      
      They all bowed and worshiped me.

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      cheaptrickposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Colebabie.don't you know that Mormon men are Very Horny.Why do you think they rationalized multiple wives.Answering the door naked would be an open invitation to courtship or,at the very least,a job offer!

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         Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         First: Most men are very horny. Horniness knows no religion.
         Second: No invitation, just a laugh.
         Third: I'm not a prostitute.

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   topgunjagerposted 13 years ago

   I would ask him if he put us on this planet so we could give him attention. It just seems like all he rally cares about is being prayed to and being worshipped when there's other better things we can do.

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   yoshi97posted 13 years ago

   So, Ron, I've got a plan ...
   
   We dress up as Mormons and go trick or treating at Cole's house. Ya in?

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Sure, just let me delete that water balloon post

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         yoshi97posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Doh! Good plan ...

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      Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You guys are funny
      
      What does a Mormon costume look like?

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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            yoshi97posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Now I *know* ima gonna have nightmares ... Creepy, Ron ... Really creepy ...

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            drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            hahaha...that's awesome! It's sooo disgusting, yet I can't look away!

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         yoshi97posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         They look like bankers that traded in their briefcases for books.

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   Colebabieposted 13 years ago

   Ok that's creepy. And I wouldn't answer the door naked for that.

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      yoshi97posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Dagnabbit Ron ... quit shooting our plan in the foot!

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         She's bluffing.  She's pretty much always naked.

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            Colebabieposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah pretty much.

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   Jackson Riddleposted 13 years ago

   "Where is the nearest computer? I need to see if i've finally made some money on hub pages!"

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    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

    Will I have Egyptian cotton bed linens?
    
    
    great forum
    
    thanks, kimberly 

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    drej2522posted 13 years ago

    apparently nobody would use him for selfish reasons...ha...what about, what's the next mega-lottery numbers?

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    queenbeposted 13 years ago

    I would ask God why my life has been so hellish??

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    If we are talking about the biblical god, I would not ask him anything. I would just try to wipe him out for the good of mankind!
    Psychotic little god.

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       marinealways24posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Silly emotional bible god.

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    cosetteposted 13 years ago

    Pacal...i am part Mayan...i just realized your name has Mayan origins...cool!
    
    here is a sweet song for you. most of the versions of this were covers, so don't pay attention to the cartoons. cheers! p.s. there is no expiration date on any of my offers of support to you. have a restful night.
    
    Rob Thomas Little Wonders

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    zampanoposted 13 years ago

    mercy !

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    Ivorwenposted 13 years ago

    I've always been curious about dinosaurs and life outside of earth. (Sorry, I need a conversation.)

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       drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       actually, I love dinosaurs. Jurassic Park is one of my favorite novels/movies.

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    Rhianni32posted 13 years ago

    Whats the deal with the platypus?
    
    Seriously because I do not want to know the answer to the tough questions. Especially when will I die. The feeling of hopelessness as it draws near would be too much.

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       drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       It could be a cheerful question...life is too serious as it is.

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          Rhianni32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Hmmm ok. What is a tough cheerful question?

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    zadrobiposted 13 years ago

    What's the square root of love?

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       cheaptrickposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I can answer that.The square root of love is money times assets divided by two with a cosine of lawyers topped off with a liberal dose of lubricant for when the judge bends you over to announce the settlement...

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          zadrobiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Haha I figured someone would have a response and I wasn't dissapointed

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       Rhianni32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Chocolate!

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          zadrobiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          You must be easy to please on Valentine's day

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    Go Writerposted 13 years ago

    Is it over yet?

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    repstrydieflyposted 13 years ago

    where is this heaven and how do I get a passport?

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       drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       what if the gates of heaven were like the international checkpoints?....STAMP....STAMP..."Next!"
       
       knowing my luck I would be denied for having the wrong information on it. "It's me, I swear!"

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          repstrydieflyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I would probably be denied for what I have done in this world. No good. Kind of like on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory at the chocolate egg room. "BAD EGG down the chute"

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    Pr0metheusposted 13 years ago

    Assuming he is the sole creator..
    
    "Why'd you create everything?"
    
    I'm assuming his answer would be something like "I was bored."

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       Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        

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    Jeramiposted 13 years ago

    I've been thinking about this question since it was poated.
    The only question that I can think of that is relivant is; ...   "Can I come in ????"

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       drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Are you referring to a visit or are you asking if you are eligible?

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          Jeramiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I guess to visit, or am I eligible, or to come in and stay. Supposed to be a great place. If I came in I could ask all the questions I wanted to.
              If I had to stay here and had one question it would be
             Why did ya want to create this place in the first place. Like what was the overall motive. I can only assume that he has had a hand in the overall out come; so what did it achieve.
          If I only have one question might as well make it multidimensional

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             drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             So, it's a...meaning of life question...hmph

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                Jeramiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    I wasn't thinking in terms of a meaning of my life or anyone else's. Not our purpose in life.
                    psychologist say that in any relationship that is to last; there must be SOME form of mutual gratification.
                    We know what we get out of life. I would ask HIM what is/was HIS objective? what is his gratification/payback etc.
                  OK what is/was HIS purpose.

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                   drej2522posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   alright...but I'm not sure we know our purpose. I'm sorry, but worshipping your creator is an unacceptable 'purpose' in my book.

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    tantrumposted 13 years ago

    Are you free tonight ?

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    quietnessandtrustposted 13 years ago

    What are You going to do with all of the atheists ?
    
    
    http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/ … 0Loser.wav

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       tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       why do you hate me so much ?

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          quietnessandtrustposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Do you really think that?

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             tantrumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             well, reading your posts....
             but it's ok.  I don't like believers either !

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                quietnessandtrustposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   

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    Jeramiposted 13 years ago

    I did not say that our purpose is to worship God.
    As I said my question to him would be Why? What's his payback. I don't think us worshiping him is/was his reason for getting this earth rolling. What could his purposeful end product be; so to speak.
        I also do not think that he wants us to see nothing but him. I think that he just wants to be our compus. to always be in our Peripheral view.

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    TimTurnerposted 13 years ago

    Honestly, "do you exist?".

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    drej2522posted 13 years ago

    ha...what do you think 'his' answer will be?

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       TimTurnerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Well, if someone answered, then I guess I would know my answer lol

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    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    GOD, what are you doing before the creation?

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