This thread is hilarious, and yet I have a question: Do people actually think that Christians teach something like Jesus is now a zombie? I noticed comments on Facebook, and now I've noticed them here, too.
Resurrection is not the same as resuscitation of a corpse, though obviously it has to start there (at least according to the Christian tradition). This is a really short answer, but if you're interested, I have an exactly relevant Hub: <no self-promotional links>
Is this useful? Why is the zombie image so compelling for people? I'm curious, because even though I think it's hilarious, I am a Div student, after all. I would like to understand.