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How many of you have been touched by his noodly appendage?

  1. nochance profile image92
    nochanceposted 8 years ago

    In my opinion this is a pretty sweet religion. I heard about it from a friend of mine who is actually a follower. I have a hub written about it if anyone wants a basic overview.

    But it's a really cool religion. There aren't too many rules and there is a lot of "be nice to other people" sort of stuff. It also view pirates as saints and they intend to get a pirate ship as a floating church. How cool is that?

    So yeah, I suppose I could be considered a follower because you don't actually have to believe in the flying spaghetti monster to be a follower.

    So what about you? Do you believe?

    1. profile image0
      SirDentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What did you allow his noodly appendage to do to you?

      1. nochance profile image92
        nochanceposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        His noodly appendage hasn't done anything to me. It's a quote from the religion posters and such.

        Also, pasta is good for you and you should eat it Rochelle Frank.

        I saw that there was topic space for this and no topics so I decided to make one so I would feel special for starting a topic. It's been a long time since I've been active in a forum board.

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Ummmmmmm, OK I'm in.  I won't be titheing though.

    3. sparksfiend profile image74
      sparksfiendposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I have my own religion-type thing... well it's more of a philosophy thing like that Buddha guy... It's called being a Self Philosopher (personal philosophy). I have a hub on it for anyone interested.

      1. Mark Knowles profile image60
        Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Nah - not really.

        Once you have been touched by His Noodly Appendage  - as have I.... anything else.. I don'yt know....

        seems sort of ridiculous.

        You know?

        Once you have proof. As I have.

        Anything else?

        Silly really. Christians? LOLOLOLOL Laughable. Sooooo did not get it.

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Yes I cannot understand why they don't just reach out to his Holy Noodleness and be saved.
          Foolish! smile

          1. Mark Knowles profile image60
            Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Not enough opportunities to be holier than thou. wink

            1. earnestshub profile image88
              earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              So true! lol

    4. Spaghetti Monster profile image61
      Spaghetti Monsterposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Chance,
      I'd be proud to have you as a follower and spread the Parables of the Pasta.

      All you need to do to become a disciple is to accept me as your pasta eating drinking buddy.

      RAmen.

    5. double_frick profile image61
      double_frickposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      PASTAFARIANISM!!!
      ROFLMFAO!!!!! LOLOLOLOL.
      in all his wholly grain-ness.

  2. Rochelle Frank profile image95
    Rochelle Frankposted 8 years ago

    I had whole wheat spaghetti with vegetable sauce on it tonight. Is that a good or bad thing, in the religious sense. It seemed good to me.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Saintly behaviour like that will be rewarded with meatballs! You sweet believer you.. smile

  3. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1401/742203872_7d77adcb50.jpg

    1. Cagsil profile image81
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

    2. AdsenseStrategies profile image76
      AdsenseStrategiesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Did you find this picture on a Google search, or did you already have it In your stock footage... and if so, WHY???!!!! hmm

    3. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      If that is what He does, I'm in !
      lol

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
        prettydarkhorseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        this is BIG again hehe, morning Tantrum

      2. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Me Too! Me Too!!!!  big_smile

    4. DogSiDaed profile image58
      DogSiDaedposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      http://api.ning.com/files/F*9SvZDPwLr0CY2LUuwAUTMmet-Rif7M72AWuYmge5XUqhs3TcYKSSsv-6Wi31mDM4Hsijw4WYzI81Cdj0*qZ9sCoyjzBIuV/fsm.jpg

      1. thekidandblue profile image56
        thekidandblueposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        nice big_smile

  4. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    That is photo shopped! The FSM would NEVER do such a thing. Blaspheme!
    Come to think of it, it may not be photo shopped, it may be a ritual that is unknown to me as a new pastaferian. I will prey for guidance now.

  5. wyanjen profile image83
    wyanjenposted 8 years ago

    Well, we've ALL got it in stock footage now...

    lol lol
    Thanks Ron

  6. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    It is sooo reassuring to have photographic evidence of god! smile

  7. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 8 years ago

    I NOW PROCLAIM MYSELF A NOODLY BUDDHA!!!!!!!!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good! That is much better than proclaiming yourself a Buhdly Nooddha for starters! lol

  8. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 8 years ago

    "Discovery News reports the finding of a fossil formed around a many-armed creature. Dating shows that this creature was in the area hundreds of millions of years before dinosaurs existed.

    The implications for Pastafarians are obvious: this is strong evidence that the FSM has been hanging around since time began, and created us all, including the dinosaurs. -- Official Site of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"

  9. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    True story. A young kid who was very mechanically minded came to work in my motorcycle shop on Saturdays and after school.
    His family were devout Catholics.
    He was, with some help learning to "hot up" his motorcycle engine and we had been developing the cylinder head to lift the compression up from 8.8 to 11 to one, to result in more horsepower.
    The Sunday after he goes off to church at mothers demand after being absent for 3 weeks.
    He went into the confessional, and without thinking said "Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 3 weeks since my last compression!" smile

    1. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile big_smile big_smile

 
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