The evidence is all around us for a higher creator and I - and thousands of other Pastafarians like me - see no reason to doubt that it is the Flying Spaghetti Monster what done it.
Isn't it time we threw out our false gods and prophets, put on a pirate costume and committed ourselves to Him, so that we spend our afterlife with beer and strippers?
(artist's impression of Him)
I don't need to believe - I have proof.
Ramen is the Mana to which the Book of Exodus refers.
But where did the name come from? Exactly. Proof!
I don't know. I'm not overly fond of the idea of strippers, but the pirate thing, maybe. Do I get an eye patch and parrot for joining?
Yes, but you must set your facebook profile laguage to "pirate" if you are truly to be a chosen one and get the beer volcano i heaven. Touched by his oodly appendage...
Will do, but I'll need proof of this monster's power before I go to the trouble. Maybe a dubloon or something in my left desk drawer, under the maps. That would do it.
Oh, but tell your god to keep his appendages to himself. I don't want to be touched by anything, thanks.
That painting was obviously sketched from life. I can tell from some of the splotches and having seen quite a few life drawings in my time.
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