What would it take for you to believe in Him?

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   superwagsposted 6 years ago

   The evidence is all around us for a higher creator and I - and thousands of other Pastafarians like me - see no reason to doubt that it is the Flying Spaghetti Monster what done it.
   
   Isn't it time we threw out our false gods and prophets, put on a pirate costume and committed ourselves to Him, so that we spend our afterlife with beer and strippers?
   
   RAmen brothers.
   
   
   
   
   (artist's impression of Him)

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      Mark Knowlesposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I don't need to believe - I have proof.
      
      RAmen brother.

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         NateSeanposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         Ramen is the Mana to which the Book of Exodus refers.

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            Mark Knowlesposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah - they stole it.

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            wizbitzposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            I taught Ramen is a type of noodle

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               Mark Knowlesposted 6 years agoin reply to this

               But where did the name come from? Exactly. Proof!
               
               RAmen

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                  superwagsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                  A devine coincidence if ever I've seen one! His noodly appendages have touched all.

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                     earnestshubposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                     Noodle-iness is next to gobble-iness!

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   just_curiousposted 6 years ago

   I don't know. I'm not overly fond of the idea of strippers, but the pirate thing, maybe. Do I get an eye patch and parrot for joining?

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      superwagsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, but you must set your facebook profile laguage to "pirate" if you are truly to be a chosen one and get the beer volcano i heaven. Touched by his oodly appendage...

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         just_curiousposted 6 years agoin reply to this

         Will do, but I'll need proof of this monster's power before I go to the trouble. Maybe a dubloon or something in my left desk drawer, under the maps. That would do it.
         
         Oh, but tell your god to keep his appendages to himself. I don't want to be touched by anything, thanks.

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            superwagsposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            I have proof - here is the fall of old fashioned pirates plotted against global warming. We in science would call this strong positive correlation...
            
            
            
            
            Evidence?! I think so!

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   dingdondingdonposted 6 years ago

   That painting was obviously sketched from life. I can tell from some of the splotches and having seen quite a few life drawings in my time.

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      Mark Knowlesposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I saw a poorly done copy on a ceiling in Rome once.

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