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We are all going to hell!!

  1. profile image0
    StormRyderposted 8 years ago

    Just kidding about the hell part...Maybe??

    Out of the seven deadly sins, which would you say you are most guilty of?
    A reminder of what the seven deadly sins are:
    1. Lust
    2. Wrath
    3. Sloth
    4. Gluttony
    5. Pride
    6. Greed
    7. Envy

    I got to go with lust. I'm sure it will be a big one with many!big_smile

    1. NewYorker profile image58
      NewYorkerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      1 and 6.

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Well of to the hot place for you then! I ain't admittin nothin! lol

        1. NewYorker profile image58
          NewYorkerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I ain't going to no hell!

    2. errum fattah profile image54
      errum fattahposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      well storm not say 'we' r going to hell..but if u r giving this 'we' to all others except muslims so u r right...ya u people will go in hell if u'll not apoligize to God..i dont belive in ur statement..juz go n get some sence..u need some sence

      1. Pandoras Box profile image67
        Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        LOL, told!

    3. Randy Godwin profile image92
      Randy Godwinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      All of them...with the same woman!

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        The voice of experience! How ya doin Randy? smile

        1. Randy Godwin profile image92
          Randy Godwinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Old and give out, Earnest!  Gotta get movin' and see if my cows have decided to escape into the swamp.  Must be nice to be retired.  I'm just re-tired!

          1. earnestshub profile image88
            earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Every time cows have escaped from me it was freezing bloody cold and 4 in the morning! I'm with you mate! Take it easy, and just imagine I'm with ya seekin those cows! smile

      2. Pandoras Box profile image67
        Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Good man. No more hell for you.

    4. benakoa profile image57
      benakoaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      1. Lust = I lust for my wife 24/7, 365. No, I mean literally. I lust for her. Seriously!
      2. Wrath = watch me in traffic and you will know what I mean
      3. Sloth = Can anyone relate to days off when you have nothing to do?
      4. Gluttony = I'll eat shrimp alfredo and chocolate cake no matter how full I am
      5. Pride =As an author and employee, I have to be vainglorious about what I do, because it is what I do, and I know I do it best to survive.
      6. Greed = 95% of what I do is to acumulate more wealth for mine. My nest egg is never big enough. I will never share it.
      7. Envy = What would I not do to have as much money as Oprah, or to be as successfull as Samual L. Jackson? Darn I envy those guys.

      Hell, I welcome hell. Because of all 7 sins, I am who I am. And while I burn for eternity, I will have comfort in the fact that, while I was alive, I lived to the fullest and never held back.

      1. NewYorker profile image58
        NewYorkerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        AMEN brother!

      2. Pandoras Box profile image67
        Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Makes sense to me.

      3. profile image55
        (Q)posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Bravo! Well said! The perspective slices like a razor sharp sword, swiftian in it's rapier thrust straight through to reality. I am humbled.

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Yes, that about sums it up. Succinctly put! smile

    5. de'Arab profile image48
      de'Arabposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I can be a Gluttony case some times but only because I don't want to waste food,  I am very dicsiplined and flexible. I can be a greedy beast if nessessary or starve for day if I want just to balance what is good.

    6. seanorjohn profile image80
      seanorjohnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      the odd numbers. Does that make me odd?

    7. Cagsil profile image82
      Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I guess I will have to go with none. Since, I have no religion or better yet reject mystical faith based religions, don't recognize the word or use of the word sin. smile

    8. defenestratethis profile image55
      defenestratethisposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Speaking from a purely scientific view, and basing my opinon on the dynamics of thermogenesis, I'd  say hell froze over and then broke loose a long time ago.

      1. Pandoras Box profile image67
        Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Well, if not then, it must have when the saints made it to the superbowl.

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Now ya talkin miracles! lol

    9. wyanjen profile image81
      wyanjenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      If we didn't get horny, get mad, chill out for awhile, have a feast, feel good about ourselves, want more, and wish we had it better...

      we wouldn't be human at all!

      Why are the deadly sins the very same things that all people need to do?
      I said need, not want...
      but want works too lol

      1. Cagsil profile image82
        Cagsilposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        This way it covers all of humanity in one swoop. Thus, all are sinners. big_smile tongue

  2. Susana S profile image96
    Susana Sposted 8 years ago

    I don't believe I'm going to hell or that anyone else is, despite being able to say that I'm guilty of each of these deadly sins in some measure at some times wink

  3. HubChief profile image81
    HubChiefposted 8 years ago

    None of thsoe are deadly... in this deadly world those are watching us by the corners of the street and ready to take us over when they get chance...

    The skies would take generations to sort out this generation

    hell or heaven is all here and before leaving everything would be neutralized.

  4. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    So of to hell we must wonder
    our sins to examine and ponder
    where good ole satan
    is killin and hatin
    makes the heart feel a lot fonder.

    1. profile image0
      wordscribe41posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oops, wrong thread.  lol

      1. agvulpes profile image87
        agvulpesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol  lol  lol  cool

  5. quicksand profile image81
    quicksandposted 8 years ago

    None of us is "going" anywhere. It's all right here. Just about everything you need!

  6. profile image0
    poetlorraineposted 8 years ago

    see you all there then, bye for now

  7. Bill Manning profile image74
    Bill Manningposted 8 years ago

    I'd say number 1 I have a LOT of! Not much of the others, I could care less what others have or trying to keep up with anyone else. I really don't think lust is a sin, it's just natural. smile

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yep! It sure feels natural! lol

  8. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Lead the way baby, lead the way. Guilty as charged lol

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Geez Misha! Do I have to pretend I am surprised to here that! lol

  9. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 8 years ago

    I dont believe in your hell

  10. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

    Who would dare to say they are not guilty of all of them
    The question is more like which one today lol

  11. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

    Misha is a bad boy hehe ,spank him cool

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Misha is such a teaser! He is invited to any party I throw!
      Misha is serious fun! lol
      Hello Eaglekiwi, I really must off to bed soon, it is 1 am here in the land down-under, or at least in my corner it is! lol

      1. NewYorker profile image58
        NewYorkerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        1 am? Whoa.. Time difference. It's 9 Am here, lol. Don't you have work in the morning, man?!

        Hey, is Neighbours like the no. 1 soap opera in Australia?

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          No, it does better in England. It bares no resemblance to anything I have seen in Australian culture! lol
          I am retired, sold my motor workshop machinery business last year. smile

          1. NewYorker profile image58
            NewYorkerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Oh, so you're retired, huh? Man, I can't wait to retire.

            1. earnestshub profile image88
              earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              With 6 grandchildren and a twenty one year old, I am busier than when I was in business!
              I have owned and operated my own businesses since I was 23. I loved every day of it!
              I must say, it is fantastic to have enough time to sit and listen to the little ones! smile Life is good! smile

    2. Ohma profile image75
      Ohmaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Eaglekiwi
      I'll hold him you get out the paddle?

      As to the OP #2

      1. Misha profile image74
        Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Nah, I prefer 72 virgins! lol
        *runs away from hell in utter horror*

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          What do you do with all these virgins. I know I have sent you three lots now! smile

        2. Eaglekiwi profile image79
          Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You can run but ya cant hide lol (Misha)
          Ohma get a firm grip now , if he squirms n wriggles ,no tellin where the whip may land  lol

          Hey earnest my downunder neighbor smile ya probably gone to bed by now ,can ya leave the lotto numbers next time yer in since Oz an NZ are ahead in time lol ....good to cya

          1. earnestshub profile image88
            earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Sure thing Kiwi!
            I'll send you the numbers for the 40 million one... don't want ya just gettin pocket change now do we? lol

        3. Anath profile image72
          Anathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          As soon as I heard "hell, party and spank" toguether I made it here with my riding crop smile

          Come on Misha, surely ONE naugthy girl is much more fun than 72 virgins ;-)

          1. earnestshub profile image88
            earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Cool Anath!
            Hey Misha can I have my virgins back now? lol

  12. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Hello everyone, it is 2.20 pm here in Ireland - cold and wet, no change there, going to hell, to be honest I have been to hell that many times I have gotten used to it smile

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hello! How is beautiful Island otherwise? I hope your economy has picked up. smile

    2. defenestratethis profile image55
      defenestratethisposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah..Im on a first name basis with Old Scratch..we used to party together and go on double dates with Adolf and Eva

  13. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    all of them at different times on my journey through life....but lust is my favourite...still do that some times...usually in the bedroom.....sin is not for the faint hearted.... smile

  14. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    Last call for the bus to hell only three seats left smile

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Three? THREE!!!!!! I want a seat right now! I tip heavily! smile

  15. alexandriaruthk profile image74
    alexandriaruthkposted 8 years ago

    arent we in HELL yet?

  16. NewYorker profile image58
    NewYorkerposted 8 years ago

    THERE'S A HELL WHERE I LIVE! big_smile

    Well.. Technically not. It's Hell's Kitchen.. My neighbors make your food!

  17. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    earnestshub - we are going to have to wait for recovery, slow, and rubbish Government smile

  18. Greg Cremia profile image60
    Greg Cremiaposted 8 years ago

    I was married in Hell. It is a little town in the Cayman Islands. My wife refused to stand in a hand basket during the ceremony though.

  19. theirishobserver. profile image58
    theirishobserver.posted 8 years ago

    yep smile

  20. profile image0
    sneakorocksolidposted 8 years ago

    No one we know is going to hell. You may not reach the level of glory you would like but you're not going to hell.smile

  21. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    already get my ticket and pass.  Going straight down.  Not sure why.  Could have been the ban lol

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'll walk with you and help you carry the grog! smile

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        xo your the best big_smile

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I know, I guess that's why we gotta go south! lol

          1. Friendlyword profile image60
            Friendlywordposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You just gotta love Curtis Mayfield!

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2iRWCAv … e=youtu.be

            1. earnestshub profile image88
              earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              That was great! lol

    2. profile image0
      Ghost32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You just reminded me of an incident from my Sunday School days, back before I became an atheist, then (in order) an agnostic, a gnostic, and a member of a non-Chrisitan faith. 

      I don't believe in sin, by the way.  Cause and effect, yes.  Orginal sin?  Manmade concept.

      But along about seventh grade, my Sunday School teachers were pretty well ready to give up  on me already.  Especially when they found out I'd prefer Hell to having to live  around people I'd seen who believed they were going to Heaven.

      Pushed a WHOLE bunch of buttons that time.  lol

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hey Ghost! good to see you again. How is the house coming? smile

  22. wsp2469 profile image58
    wsp2469posted 8 years ago

    Lust would be mine if Catholics are correct and that thinking about it is the same as doing it.

  23. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 8 years ago

    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol you are in good form! smile

    2. Pandoras Box profile image67
      Pandoras Boxposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Way to work the system, Hokey.

      1. Hokey profile image59
        Hokeyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.

        The Bible may be the truth but it's not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

  24. profile image0
    lyricsingrayposted 8 years ago

    btw are there any tickets left?  I lost my invitation and am anxious for the warm weather.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I can get you one on the black market. Judas has front row seats at a price! lol

      1. profile image0
        lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        you rock earnest whew thank god, i mean thank evil, oh whatever

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I can just tell we will be happy there. Music, drugs, beautiful people, nice climate, and barbecues everywhere. Gonna feel like home alright. smile

          1. profile image0
            lyricsingrayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Earnest will you help me in the thread I just opened-hurry before we go to hell thanks xo

            1. earnestshub profile image88
              earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Sure. smile

  25. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Spammer reported. smile

  26. Eaglekiwi profile image79
    Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

    Thanks for the lotta numbers Earnest , did I need to buy a ticket as well lol Buggar!

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Just remember, I love rich chicks! lol

  27. Mamelody profile image61
    Mamelodyposted 8 years ago

    I'd say I'm guilty of number 7 and NEVER done number 1 big_smile big_smile big_smile

  28. blondepoet profile image69
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    Surely I don't do any of those smile

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I know a few guys who would hope you participate in at least one! lol

  29. profile image0
    hamstersmessiahposted 8 years ago

    all i know is heaven is an awfully cold place without all the burning souls and i'm a tropical hamster so if i have to i'll commit any sin to warm my little toesies by the fire!

  30. AEvans profile image78
    AEvansposted 8 years ago

    mmmmmm.... I will plead the fifth lolololo big_smile

  31. Wealthmadehealthy profile image60
    Wealthmadehealthyposted 8 years ago

    I would not say we are ALL going to hell....I know for a fact that the people who have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and King, and who have repented OF the deadly sins; who now follow His Word will not go to hell....it is such a shame that most of the "world" does not realize that if they just repent of their sins and follow the Ten Commandments this will take that fear away....of course again, it seems that the "world" is not really afraid of hell.....nor of disobeying the Lords Way...doesn't anyone see His signs in the weather????   Or do you all believe it is "mother nature"   ??????

    1. NewYorker profile image58
      NewYorkerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The first sentence is with out a doubt the most positive statement I've heard this month.

      Yes, sarcasm.

  32. Jane@CM profile image59
    Jane@CMposted 8 years ago

    I'm not going to hell.  In fact, I'm here on the forums, well I guess one might consider this hell...so never mind lol

  33. goldenpath profile image71
    goldenpathposted 8 years ago

    Interesting, yet light-hearted question.  There is but one unforgiveable sin.  Those listed and all others can be forgiven if one is sincere and comes before their Maker with a broken heart and a contrite spirit.  Very few people are capable of executing the "unforgiveable" deed.

    1. defenestratethis profile image55
      defenestratethisposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Dont leave us hanging!! What is that one "unforgivable" deed?

      1. profile image0
        hamstersmessiahposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        unforgivable sin?  pardon me, but i want no part of such a deity!

      2. goldenpath profile image71
        goldenpathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I dare not go into it in depth here.  No one is ready for such information.  All I can say is that this act requires a certain knowledge and this knowledge is a binding wisdom.  Altogether turning from this knowledge after receiving it cannot be reconciled before the Lord.

        That's as far as I go.

        Thanks for asking! smile

  34. blondepoet profile image69
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    Ok honest answer 7,5 and 2. Sometimes 1 and 4. Only on occassions maybe 3 and 6.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol

      1. blondepoet profile image69
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        wink

    2. drej2522 profile image84
      drej2522posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ha...very nice...very nice

      1. Hokey profile image59
        Hokeyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I like it. Wait! You were talking about me weren't you? big_smile

        1. blondepoet profile image69
          blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You too Hokey? Honest I swear they are the only numbers I am guilty of.

          1. Hokey profile image59
            Hokeyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            YUP!!! ME TOO!!! big_smile

      2. blondepoet profile image69
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        smile smile

  35. profile image61
    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    Looks like I will have plenty of company on my trip! smile

    1. blondepoet profile image69
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha I was about to ask you where you were going then it all clicked.

  36. Randy Godwin profile image92
    Randy Godwinposted 8 years ago

    My idea of hell would be going to a place with those claiming they were going to heaven.

  37. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    I'll answer to 1 2 and 3
    4 5 and 6 that is me
    7 and 8 about me I hate
    9 and 10 fit me down to a T.

  38. profile image0
    StormRyderposted 8 years ago

    http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_10293.gif


    I love these things!!

  39. profile image61
    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    I'll keep a chair warm for you smile

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      See at reception! smile

      1. profile image61
        logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I've got the hot chocolate!

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          OOOh hot chocolate!! Heavenly!! lol

          1. profile image61
            logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Oops! I guess we can't have it then!

            1. earnestshub profile image88
              earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              So I guess chocolate icecream is a no show as well, with the heat an all.smile

          2. blondepoet profile image69
            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I'm coming with you pair steady on, am just slipping on my shoes.

            1. profile image61
              logic,commonsenseposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Sandals are required....,I heard.

              1. Hokey profile image59
                Hokeyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I have my moccasins. I'm ready.

  40. NewYorker profile image58
    NewYorkerposted 8 years ago

    I, personally, find hell a very exciting place. It'd probably be like a year-around vacation. It's hot there and you always have the chance of getting raped and killed. smile (even though you are technically dead when you get there...)

  41. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    As an Australian, the weather will suit me fine, is there any pillaging? I like pillaging...... smile

    1. NewYorker profile image58
      NewYorkerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It's a strange thing you like it.. But I'm sure there's some. If not, we'll just request it when we get there.

  42. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 8 years ago

    While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

    "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

    "No problem, just let me in." says the Republican.

    "Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up.   What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

    "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the Republican head of state.

    "I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts the Republican to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.   In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people.   They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the       (a Republican, too), who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.

    They are having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator
    rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

    "Now it's time to visit Heaven." So 24 hours pass with the Republican head of state joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

    "Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity."

    He reflects for a minute, then the head of state answers: "Well, I would never have thought it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."

    So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The       comes over to the Republican and lays an arm on his neck.

    "I don't understand," stammers the Republican head of state. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

    The       looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning.  Today you voted for us!"

  43. Colebabie profile image57
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    1 & 5 most often

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    logic,commonsenseposted 8 years ago

    Hot coffee and whiskey maybe.

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Woo Hoo!! That would be hev....... nice! smile

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 8 years ago

    Lust - Occasionally Guilty
    Wrath - Occasionally Guilty
    Sloth - Occasionally Guilty
    Gluttony - Occasionally Guilty
    Pride - Very Rarely Guilty
    Greed - Occasionally Guilty
    Envy - Occasionally Guilty

 
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