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I am batteling for my life and those of my brothers and sisters..

  1. tim kenner profile image59
    tim kennerposted 7 years ago

    Please join me in this battle, pray for me as I pray for you. We are nearing the end of our journey in as much as the earth is concerned, please be aware of the enemy and his devices. Now more than ever you need to know about the devil and his tools of destruction. Pray for me as I will pray for you, let's prevail and be victorious.. TOGETHER!

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Dude - you think you are covered in demons. You have enough of your own issues without wasting energy preying for me. You go ahead and deal with your own stuff before worrying about me. I can take care of myself.  K?

      1. Glenn S. profile image57
        Glenn S.posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I agree with you Mark.

      2. NewYorker profile image62
        NewYorkerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Mark, you just had to make a negative statement.

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      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hi Tim. could you be more specific? i need to plan and all...

    3. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Amen Brother... He who has ears let him hear, he who has eyes let him see.. smile

    4. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      What happened with your personal Devils ?
      Dealing with them wasn't enough ? Now you start a thread about the end of the world and Satan.
      My, you're apocalyptic ! lol

    5. AEvans profile image66
      AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I always pray for others regardless of what they may think or feel as for your thread being open and people saying it is ridiculous, I have seen other threads that ask for whine with there cheese so you are not asking for wine, you are asking for us to pray and for those of us who believe we will for those who do not that is o.k. to, that is what makes the wonderful world a place to enjoy. This is the first time I have seen this thread so I cannot judge if you are seeking attention or not, but I can pray. smile

  2. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Don't despair!
    We have a new medicine called psychiatry. lol

    1. tim kenner profile image59
      tim kennerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      you are a real jewel, NOT!

    2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
      mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ROFLMAO big_smile big_smile big_smile

  3. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    “Due to the lack of experienced trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed for three weeks”

    1. Susana S profile image91
      Susana Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh damn - can't they get anything right?!

  4. Friendlyword profile image61
    Friendlywordposted 7 years ago

    Did your Mother ever teach you not to Cry Wolf?  Now I dont want to hear anything you have to say...EVER!

    1. tim kenner profile image59
      tim kennerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ask Noah if he was crying wolf

      1. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world? / And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.

      2. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Ask Noha why all the animals would not fit in the ark even if you ground them up first! lol

        1. wyanjen profile image84
          wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          He didn't need to cram ALL the animals on the boat.

          The birds only needed a place to perch now and then.
          And the fish, well they didn't even notice the flood!

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I dunno what happened with the platypus! lol

            1. Cagsil profile image60
              Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              It shows you even nature makes mistakes? lol lol lol

              1. wyanjen profile image84
                wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I don't have a problem with the platypus. smile

                But who the hell picked that name?!?
                I can't pronounce it if I'm reading it out loud, and I can't spell it if I'm writing it down.
                They would have made it easier on me if they went ahead and invented new letters to spell it with. tongue

                1. earnestshub profile image87
                  earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Good question. I don't know who named it, but I know that when it was sent to England for examination they really thought it was a hoax! smile

                  1. wyanjen profile image84
                    wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    I'm still not convinced, myself!
                    lol

  5. wyanjen profile image84
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    abrupt, yet right on point.

    well done, people.

  6. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world, but please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.”

    1. tim kenner profile image59
      tim kennerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      just like the devil.. sly, speaks the word but slightly jaded

      1. Hokey profile image60
        Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself.

      2. Pr0metheus profile image61
        Pr0metheusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Self-righteous enough to claim Satan's handiwork without first analyzing his own shortcomings....  God I love the religious people in these forums.

  7. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    My I inquire what you're battling against? smile

  8. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    Opens a thread and doesn't answer simple inquiry? Hmm....?

  9. Pearldiver profile image87
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    "The Sky is Falling...... The Sky is Falling!!!!!"  lol

    The End is Near!!!  Anyone else want to help me make the potato chips for the End of the World Party? hmm

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'd go to the end of the world for a good party! I'll prepare some fish to go with that! lol

      1. Pearldiver profile image87
        Pearldiverposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Cool BumbleTown gets the First Light on the Day.... A Good Party certainly could be arranged.  Accually Earnest Shall we Sell Early Warning Emails to the Northern Hemisphere? hmm

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Ah... free enterprise! Oh yes yes yes! smile smile

  10. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Two words for Noah. Woodpeckers. termites! smile

    1. Glenn S. profile image57
      Glenn S.posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

    2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
      mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Don't forget the T Rex, Veloceraptors, Diplodocus etc. My guess is the T Rex would have eaten most of the other creatures so leaving more room for the rest wink

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Resulting in much poo! lol
        T Rex woulda shook the wood, that's for sure! On any cruise I plan... no T Rex! lol

  11. Pearldiver profile image87
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    What is he Bleating About Earnest?? ..... He's a Day Behind Us!!! lol

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Everyone's a day behind us! lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Dude, you keep opeing personal threads, now I have a bloody headache and am aggravated

    get some damn help or remove yourself from the forms until you can participate  in hubpages as a community.

    I'd give you a tissue but afraid I just don't want to.

    Is this enough attention for you now?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    @Threadmaster roll

  14. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Mark, I hope you're as good and well as you look! smile

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL

      I will be soon. Just about gotten over the quitting smoking now - 5th month. Woo Hoo!

      Had some health issues recently - teeth/jaw infection that would not go away. Long story short - 2 months of anti-biotics and pain killers (it was extremely painful). 3 teeth pulled, 2 teeth killed and drilled out, channel drilled through the jaw to relieve pressure on a nerve that was trapped and making my face/lip numb, E3500 on a bridge once the infection and pain was dealt with.. sad

      Getting my sh** together as we speak. big_smile

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Youch! Youch and Youch!
        All the best mate, I hope the worst is behind you. I spent yesterday in hospital. My back decided to offer a few hundred mili volt when I breathed. Dropped me to my knees better than religion. Getting better, but that is the second time in 3 months. Off to the quack tomorrow. smile

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I really hope you feel better son Earnest

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Thank you! The good bit is I am happy as a skylark! lol

        2. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Getting old sux!

          Still - better than the alternative. I want to wait as long as possible before taking my seat at Jesus' party. lol

          Hope you get good news from the quack. Don't trust the buggars myself and only go and see one in similar circumstance.

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I feel pretty much the same! I went to one doc regularly for ten years simply because he reckoned he knew sweet F/all about the human body! That sounded a bit easier to believe than most! smile
            I do not have high expectations, and will probably wind up managing it myself. smile

      2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
        mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Well done Mark, welcome to the ex-smokers club smile Sorry about your teeth though, is that why your profile pic only shows your eyes now, because your mouth is swollen up like a hamster with full pouches??? wink

        1. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          LOL

          I hadn't even thought of that as I changed my profile photo. The mind is an amazing thing.

          But - no - in that picture I was not all swollen. The swelling is all gone now anyway.

          And the quitting smoking was an utter bastard. But worth it - as I say - I don't want to be going to the party with Jesus anytime soon. lol

          1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
            mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            25 times as addictive as heroin they reckon, so if you can quit smoking you can pretty much quit anything. I bet you feel much better for it, I know I do!

            1. earnestshub profile image87
              earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Yes top marks to both of you. smile

              1. Mark Knowles profile image60
                Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Thanks guys. I actually feel pretty shitty LOL The teeth were a challenge - I only had the bridge fitted yesterday, and I put on 30 pounds. I did buy a bicycle recently but the weather has been unseasonably bad. we had snow at the weekend - almost never happens.  sad

                But I am confident I can lose that and get back in shape now the teeth are done with and I have stopped living on Gummy Bears and Jack Daniels. big_smile

                1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image91
                  mistyhorizon2003posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Sorry to hear you are feeling rough Mark, don't worry, once you get cycling the weight will drop off again and at least when you get off the bike now you won't collapse in a heap gasping for oxygen smile

  15. theirishobserver. profile image57
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    tim, you need to relax brother, whatever is tearing you up it is not the devil, hes too busy right now, step back brother and deal with the problems you are wrestling with, you will not find answerers in out ward pourings of doom and gloom....Jesus did not die so that we could waste our time worry about the end smile

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hi you, nice post smile

  16. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    OK!  I am back!!!  Did I miss IT?!?!?

    1. Susana S profile image91
      Susana Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      No Hokey, no sign of it!! Those poxy trumpeters......I heard the horsemen have jetted off for a caribbean break as well....sheesh...

      lol

    2. Pandoras Box profile image68
      Pandoras Boxposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yer too funny. lol

  17. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    THE END OF THE WORLD  IN here!
    All put up your umbrellas! smile

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    StormRyderposted 7 years ago

    Is this the scary devil guy you'er talking about??..He told me his name was Fluffy??


    http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_11422.gif

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That sure looks like him! lol lol lol

  19. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    On a road through a desert in Arizona, a preacher named Nathaniel Evans walked every day, preaching to the many people who roared past in their cars.
    "Repent, the End of the World is Nigh!" was his constant theme.
    One day, as he was walking, he came to a big lever in the middle of nowhere, just by the side of the road. 'Pull this to end the world' said the sign on it.
    Now Nathaniel saw this as the perfect spot for him to preach, and soon many automobiles were parked nearby, the people all swayed by his powerful elocution.
    All was well, until there were so many people, and so many cars, that the road was nearly blocked. Then a big 18-wheel rig came down the highway, and couldn't stop in time. The driver had a choice: run over Nathaniel, or run over the Lever.
    As the driver explained to the Highway Patrol later, he actually had no choice. Pointing to the red smear on the road that used to be Nathaniel Evans, he said "Better Nate than Lever."

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Funny! Clever funny! My favourite type of funny. smile

  20. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    This was on the other religious thread and needs to be seen if you like clever comedy!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpVjBBDMOoA

    1. AEvans profile image66
      AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I don't find humor in that, but that is just me. sad

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        that's fine! We seem to have many different tastes when it come to humour.
        Dave Allen was always tough on the churches. I love his work.

 
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