Greeting aliens

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  1. Stevennix2001 profile image90
    Stevennix2001posted 8 years ago

    if  you were the first human being to make contact with an alien life form, what would you say?

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      china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Yank !   big_smile    - only joking I already met some before big_smile

      1. figment profile image80
        figmentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        How often do you communicate with our government?  What other planets and life have you explored (or exterminated)?

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          china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          me or the alien ?

          1. figment profile image80
            figmentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            o, sorry, I meant the alien

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              china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              big_smile

    2. skyfire profile image71
      skyfireposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      PS3 or Xbox ?

    3. Jerami profile image70
      Jeramiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'd ask him if he was vetarian or does he eat meat.
      Fire up the smoker with his preference on it. Open two beers and ask him if he wanted to hang out and swap stories.

    4. samboiam profile image57
      samboiamposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh God! Are we ever gonna get control over our borders?

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    Ghost32posted 8 years ago

    "Back off, sucker!"  (As I'm racking the slide on my 12-gauge.)

    1. figment profile image80
      figmentposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO

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      china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Science fiction theory tells us that he has mastered space travel and so will have a much bigger 12 guage than you - is why concensus is to smile and offer peace, is the best chance of surviving the first few seconds at least  big_smile

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        Ghost32posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        My motto is Live Free or Die. 

        And it's not a consensus, not really.  I know others who are committed to freedom over survival.  It's also really, really easy to overestimate somebody just because they've learned how to hop around the cosmos a bit.  (The operative word in "science fiction theory" being just that, THEORY.)

        Never underestimate a true barbarian! lol

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          china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Don't you have to survive to be free ?   just semantics maybe big_smile

          Goes back to the thread about subjectivity I guess - one mans freedom is another man's prison - about how I view the guy who is marrying my first ex around now big_smile

        2. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I would just aim a certain redhead at em iferen I was you ghost! smile

  3. blondepoet profile image67
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    "Do you know E.T ?".

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      china manposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hi BP  -  you are late!  I hope you haven't been two timing me with Hokey again !

      1. blondepoet profile image67
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        As a matter of fact I wasn't today China. It is all you.... smile smile
        Now where has ET gone?

  4. Ohma profile image73
    Ohmaposted 8 years ago

    Na nu Na nu

  5. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    Tea or coffee? smile

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    mtsi1098posted 8 years ago

    I would say...Is your spaceship 4 wheel drive smile

    1. blondepoet profile image67
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Haha and I would also say
      "Don't worry if you are an alien I am a little alien myself"

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        mtsi1098posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        smile - Maybe we should say "Welcome back friend"

  7. starme77 profile image69
    starme77posted 8 years ago

    What ,  and Who the hell are you?  smile

  8. Fluffymetal profile image78
    Fluffymetalposted 8 years ago

    Can I go with you?

    1. Faybe Bay profile image68
      Faybe Bayposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I want to go too.sad

      1. Fluffymetal profile image78
        Fluffymetalposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Maybe they'll take us

  9. skyfire profile image71
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/7/128705766643799638.jpg

  10. figment profile image80
    figmentposted 8 years ago

    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:alsu7TxWxSS8xM:http://www.clker.com/cliparts/0/4/c/0/11971075031983862310laurent_little_green_alien.svg.hi.png

    PEACE!!

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    Deborah Sextonposted 8 years ago

    Can my family and I go back with you????

  12. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 8 years ago

    So Lawrence Krauss was right! We do live in a flat universe! smile

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    Lecieposted 8 years ago

    hello mr. president...lmao

 
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