Heard it all now A Jesus Toaster!!!!!!!!!

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  1. dutchman1951 profile image61
    dutchman1951posted 10 years ago

    Technology we need?

    On the TV News Channel 2 here in Nashville, they announced that
    somewone in Vermont I believe they said it was Vermont. Has now made a Toaster that will burn the Immage of Jesus into the Toast for your morning breakfast!!!!!!

    sells for 39.95,
    could prophacy from the Book of Breakfast be comming true?......lol

    too much!

    1. tobey100 profile image60
      tobey100posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I saw that too.  The only thing that popped into my head was that when the toast was ready it wouldn't pop up, it would resurrect!

    2. profile image0
      sandra rinckposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol, good stuff.  lol

  2. Mancini profile image60
    Manciniposted 10 years ago

    I guess no one has an excuse for starting the day now without remembering that Jesus is the Bread of Life. smile

  3. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 10 years ago

    Jesus is doing toast again?

    I saw him on a piece of toast a while back. smile
    I didn't realise he was making toasters.
    Holy toast batman! lol

    1. dutchman1951 profile image61
      dutchman1951posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Earnest, sense there is some debate as to whether He was Egyptian, Ethiopian, or Samarian, they may want to keep the adjustment knob, for light medium or dark!.....lmao

      only  in America!

      sorry, I could not resist...

      1. earnestshub profile image89
        earnestshubposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol

  4. Joe Badtoe profile image59
    Joe Badtoeposted 10 years ago

    I'm no expert on biblical things but surely if Jesus is willing to burn he must be in hell?

    1. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Well, he did go nuts on that fig tree demanding it fruit out of season! smile

      1. hanging out profile image61
        hanging outposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        we are all out of season

        don't see the connection?

        after 2 yrs you are a hubpages self proclaimed great person and all should listen to whatever you write and 30 yrs of reading the bible and coming to the conclusions you do... stick to hubpages lol. you have a higher success rate.

        1. WryLilt profile image93
          WryLiltposted 10 years agoin reply to this

          Ouch. Maybe you should stick to being polite to some of our best hubbers. And I said best, not self proclaimed.

          1. hanging out profile image61
            hanging outposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            yawn
            ribbit
            politeness is used where politeness is received
            the same tactics are used when anything else fails
            a mirror is the best to reveal ones internal state, therefore i am a mirror.
            best is only good where best applies.. another forum maybe?
            self proclaimed was accurate

    2. hanging out profile image61
      hanging outposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      if hell exists.. don't get too far behind the times you may be shaping your future with outdated information from the past.

  5. spookyfox profile image60
    spookyfoxposted 10 years ago

    Didn't Jesus say his flesh was bread? Or something like that?

    1. WryLilt profile image93
      WryLiltposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Yup. The catholics have been eating his body for years.

      1. profile image70
        logic,commonsenseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        WL, you are so kinky! smile

      2. spookyfox profile image60
        spookyfoxposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Nothing like a hot cup of coffee and a slice of Jesus with peanut butter to start the day.

  6. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 10 years ago

    ...just having my toast and coffee...and listenin' to some tunes......

    "..you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time..."

    http://yotamak.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c145e53ef01156f5ce4c4970c-800wi

  7. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 10 years ago

    ...and soon my eggs will be ready...

    http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/75000/HOLY-BAD-EGGS-BATMAN--75370.jpg

  8. richtwf profile image61
    richtwfposted 10 years ago

    Eggs on toast or beans on toast but now Jesus on toast ... certainly different!

  9. KCC Big Country profile image85
    KCC Big Countryposted 10 years ago

    I couldn't resist.  This thread inspired a hub that I just published.  I gave credit to Dutchman1951 for the idea.  Thanks!

 
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