Breaking News! Jesus Christ sets up shop in Kingaroy Queensland!

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   earnestshubposted 12 years ago

   Hot of the news! Jesus christ and Mary Magdalene are living in Kingaroy with 30 followers who make donations to sustain them.
   I am unable to confirm any miracles at this time, but will report back when I get more news.
   
   Source:
   BBC radio.
   
   More to come!

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      here is the whole story from the couriermail.
      
      http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/quee … 6055912664

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         IntimatEvolutionposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         They should be arrested for fraud.  This kind of stuff really makes me mad. Why?  For one it's creepy, and two it is out and out fraud!
         
         Nut jobs like this is the reason the rest of us Jesus geeks get a bad rap, and that doesn't fly with me.  Not at all.

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            earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            I agree, but shouldn't Hinn, Swaggart and the like be on the same list of frauds?

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      Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I'm on my way!  Think I'll make it by the 21st?  That's the end of it all you know!   I don't want to miss my ride. 
      
      

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         earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Bring your wallet. Looks like they have donations of some 400k so far.

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            Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Of course!   I've been packing for days, you know!

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               earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               I gather you are landing in Melbourne or Sydney then.
               
               Otherwise all you need for Kingaroy is a pair of stubby shorts and a Tshirt.

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                  Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Well, considering I'd be on my way to Heaven next Saturday, don't suppose I'd need much more than that anyway, eh?

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                     earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     I reckon your right.
                     
                     I was gonna take all my clothes to the Salvo's, then I realized they won't be here, and there will be nobody left to give the clothes to
                     
                     OK I'm off to burn all my money now.

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                        Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                        LMAO!  This is why I like you earnest....we may think differently and believe differently, but we can still have fun now and again.
                        
                        

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                           earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                           Darn right we can! Life is as humorous as we want it to be I reckon.
                           
                           
                           I often tell people not to take things seriously.
                           
                           As my psychiatrist friend likes to remind me and any other people
                           "It's your myth, live it!"
                           
                           Religious or not, that still seems to apply, so the first person NOT to take seriously needs to be myself.

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                              Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                              Agreed.    Just an aside, I haven't packed a thing for 5/21/11...lol   I expect to wake up as usual on 5/22/11.  I'm such a heathen. 

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                                 earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                                 I feel sure you will be here too, and I hardly know you.

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                  Anne Millerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  Not in this weather .... tracky dax would be a minimum

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         Harlan Coltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Mo... don't forget to pack your dancing pole. If you see Jesus you can dance for him.... a time to dance!
         
         - Harlan

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            Motown2Chitownposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Of course, that's always ready - I know the pole dancers are the first ones Jesus will be looking for to take up during the rapture, Harlan!

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   Brenda Durhamposted 12 years ago

   Well, gee, earnest.   Reckon you're a believer now, huh?   Are you gonna go get you a little plot of ground there near them in Australia and kiss their feet and drink their kool-aid?

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Nah! Kingaroy is a colloqial backwash full of loonies, and the wheather sucks big time Brenda. I must say JC is looking good, and Mary .... well Mary is err ...... hot!

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         Stevennix2001posted 12 years agoin reply to this

         

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         Twenty One Daysposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         NY Man spends Life savings on Billboard, Subway Car, Bus Depot Ads Ahead 2012 Doomsday
         
         Billboards are popping up around the globe, including in major Canadian cities, proclaiming May 21 as Judgment Day

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         Anne Millerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         At least this loony can spell ...

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            earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            That's the way to go. Find a typo and run with that.

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   earnestshubposted 12 years ago

   The world truly is an amazing place!

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      logic,commonsenseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Filled with amazing people!

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   Lisa HWposted 12 years ago

   I don't think these two people are REALLY Jesus and Mary.  I met Jesus several years ago at a local laundromat.  I know it was him because he said that's who he was.  This guy was a whole lot older than the guy in the picture   (If you don't see me on here after I post this - you'll know I was stuck by lightning for saying these people aren't really Jesus and Mary M.)

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   Lisa HWposted 12 years ago

   Oh, look!   I'm still here.  Thank goodness.    Guess I was right the first time.

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Lisa, so glad you're OK.
      
      I knew they were too good to be true those two!
      
      She is far too hot to be Mary M, and his shirt, well it's just wrong for jesus.

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         Lisa HWposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         That particular shirt is pretty much wrong for anyone, as far as I'm concerned.  (Apparently, when that guy was selecting that shirt he didn't ask, "What would Jesus do?") 

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            earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Yep! I was thinkin, "would it be worth bein jesus if I had to wear that shirt?"

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               Brenda Durhamposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               No worries.
               It won't be long a'fore his devoted followers will buy him some really cool duds and dark sunglasses reminiscent of the great Jonestown leader.

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                  earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  I didn't think of that!
                  
                  Maybe it is just as well he is being investigated by the government as another  dangerous sect.
                  The shirt is scary enough for me.

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   SEEKER OF TRUTH57posted 12 years ago

   Earnest,you should read your statements and proclamations of equality and fairness that you have posted on these and other pages and forum topics.You are speaking ridicule and condemnation on others beliefs that you so vehemently condemn others as being unjust for. HYPOCRITE.

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Didn't read the thread eh?

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   Pandoras Boxposted 12 years ago

   I thought of you, Earnest, the moment I heard the news. Wow though, I mean, what brazen balls. Gotta admire it, I'm impressed. Puts the white house party crashers to shame.

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      ......or as we say in Australia, they have more front than Myers!
      (A large apartment store.)

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         Paul Wingertposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         J.C. and Mary kicking it in Kingaroy? Lol All this time I thought they were living in the Cajun region of Louisiana where Elvis and Buddy Holly run a bait and tackle shop.

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            earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Omnipresence perhaps?

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   CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

   So JC isn't a banana after all?

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      earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Hard to tell under that shirt.

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   TattooVirginposted 12 years ago

   WOW how enlightening

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 12 years ago

    I would hope Jesus would have better fashion sense than to wear a shirt quite than unattractive and as far as Mary Magdalene being hot, she was rumoured to be a prostitiute, you know. And besides, why in the world would the Second Coming occur in Australia when everyone knows Earnest lives there and it would be completely wasted!

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       CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       But you would expect JC to start with the hardest nuts to crack like Earnest? If he can get Earnest, Mark Knowles, Beezledad and a few others to follow him, the rest of the world will be a cinch LOL!

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years ago

    that's scary news - especially since folks are beginning to donate and follow...ack!...and Jesus left his marriage and kids after remembering....remembered he was sleepin' with Mary I guess...ack! again

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       DIYweddingplannerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       And what was "Mary" remembering...that she needed 400K and a loony tooney chump that could give it to her?

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