Hot of the news! Jesus christ and Mary Magdalene are living in Kingaroy with 30 followers who make donations to sustain them.
I am unable to confirm any miracles at this time, but will report back when I get more news.
More to come!
here is the whole story from the couriermail.
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/quee … 6055912664
They should be arrested for fraud. This kind of stuff really makes me mad. Why? For one it's creepy, and two it is out and out fraud!
Nut jobs like this is the reason the rest of us Jesus geeks get a bad rap, and that doesn't fly with me. Not at all.
I'm on my way! Think I'll make it by the 21st? That's the end of it all you know! I don't want to miss my ride.
Bring your wallet. Looks like they have donations of some 400k so far.
Of course! I've been packing for days, you know!
I gather you are landing in Melbourne or Sydney then.
Otherwise all you need for Kingaroy is a pair of stubby shorts and a Tshirt.
Well, considering I'd be on my way to Heaven next Saturday, don't suppose I'd need much more than that anyway, eh?
I reckon your right.
I was gonna take all my clothes to the Salvo's, then I realized they won't be here, and there will be nobody left to give the clothes to
OK I'm off to burn all my money now.
LMAO! This is why I like you earnest....we may think differently and believe differently, but we can still have fun now and again.
Darn right we can! Life is as humorous as we want it to be I reckon.
I often tell people not to take things seriously.
As my psychiatrist friend likes to remind me and any other people
"It's your myth, live it!"
Religious or not, that still seems to apply, so the first person NOT to take seriously needs to be myself.
Agreed. Just an aside, I haven't packed a thing for 5/21/11...lol I expect to wake up as usual on 5/22/11. I'm such a heathen.
Not in this weather .... tracky dax would be a minimum
Mo... don't forget to pack your dancing pole. If you see Jesus you can dance for him.... a time to dance!
Well, gee, earnest. Reckon you're a believer now, huh? Are you gonna go get you a little plot of ground there near them in Australia and kiss their feet and drink their kool-aid?
Nah! Kingaroy is a colloqial backwash full of loonies, and the wheather sucks big time Brenda. I must say JC is looking good, and Mary .... well Mary is err ...... hot!
I don't think these two people are REALLY Jesus and Mary. I met Jesus several years ago at a local laundromat. I know it was him because he said that's who he was. This guy was a whole lot older than the guy in the picture (If you don't see me on here after I post this - you'll know I was stuck by lightning for saying these people aren't really Jesus and Mary M.)
Oh, look! I'm still here. Thank goodness. Guess I was right the first time.
Lisa, so glad you're OK.
I knew they were too good to be true those two!
She is far too hot to be Mary M, and his shirt, well it's just wrong for jesus.
That particular shirt is pretty much wrong for anyone, as far as I'm concerned. (Apparently, when that guy was selecting that shirt he didn't ask, "What would Jesus do?")
Yep! I was thinkin, "would it be worth bein jesus if I had to wear that shirt?"
It won't be long a'fore his devoted followers will buy him some really cool duds and dark sunglasses reminiscent of the great Jonestown leader.
Earnest,you should read your statements and proclamations of equality and fairness that you have posted on these and other pages and forum topics.You are speaking ridicule and condemnation on others beliefs that you so vehemently condemn others as being unjust for. HYPOCRITE.
I thought of you, Earnest, the moment I heard the news. Wow though, I mean, what brazen balls. Gotta admire it, I'm impressed. Puts the white house party crashers to shame.
......or as we say in Australia, they have more front than Myers!
(A large apartment store.)
J.C. and Mary kicking it in Kingaroy? Lol All this time I thought they were living in the Cajun region of Louisiana where Elvis and Buddy Holly run a bait and tackle shop.
I would hope Jesus would have better fashion sense than to wear a shirt quite than unattractive and as far as Mary Magdalene being hot, she was rumoured to be a prostitiute, you know. And besides, why in the world would the Second Coming occur in Australia when everyone knows Earnest lives there and it would be completely wasted!
that's scary news - especially since folks are beginning to donate and follow...ack!...and Jesus left his marriage and kids after remembering....remembered he was sleepin' with Mary I guess...ack! again
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