Breaking News! Jesus Christ sets up shop in Kingaroy Queensland!

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  1. earnestshub profile image90
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Hot of the news! Jesus christ and Mary Magdalene are living in Kingaroy with 30 followers who make donations to sustain them.
    I am unable to confirm any miracles at this time, but will report back when I get more news.

    Source:
    BBC radio.

    More to come!

    1. earnestshub profile image90
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      here is the whole story from the couriermail.

      http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/quee … 6055912664

      1. IntimatEvolution profile image81
        IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        They should be arrested for fraud.  This kind of stuff really makes me mad. Why?  For one it's creepy, and two it is out and out fraud!

        Nut jobs like this is the reason the rest of us Jesus geeks get a bad rap, and that doesn't fly with me.  Not at all.mad

        1. earnestshub profile image90
          earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I agree, but shouldn't Hinn, Swaggart and the like be on the same list of frauds?

    2. profile image0
      Motown2Chitownposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I'm on my way!  Think I'll make it by the 21st?  That's the end of it all you know! wink  I don't want to miss my ride. 

      lol

      1. earnestshub profile image90
        earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Bring your wallet. smile Looks like they have donations of some 400k so far. smile

        1. profile image0
          Motown2Chitownposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Of course! wink  I've been packing for days, you know! tongue

          1. earnestshub profile image90
            earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            I gather you are landing in Melbourne or Sydney then.

            Otherwise all you need for Kingaroy is a pair of stubby shorts and a Tshirt. smile

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              Motown2Chitownposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Well, considering I'd be on my way to Heaven next Saturday, don't suppose I'd need much more than that anyway, eh? wink

              1. earnestshub profile image90
                earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                I reckon your right. smile

                I was gonna take all my clothes to the Salvo's, then I realized they won't be here, and there will be nobody left to give the clothes to

                OK I'm off to burn all my money now. smile

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                  Motown2Chitownposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  LMAO!  This is why I like you earnest....we may think differently and believe differently, but we can still have fun now and again.

                  smile

                  1. earnestshub profile image90
                    earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Darn right we can! Life is as humorous as we want it to be I reckon.


                    I often tell people not to take things seriously. smile

                    As my psychiatrist friend likes to remind me and any other people
                    "It's your myth, live it!"

                    Religious or not, that still seems to apply, so the first person NOT to take seriously needs to be myself. lol

            2. Anne Miller profile image52
              Anne Millerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Not in this weather .... tracky dax would be a minimum

      2. Harlan Colt profile image74
        Harlan Coltposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Mo... don't forget to pack your dancing pole. If you see Jesus you can dance for him.... a time to dance!

        - Harlan

        1. profile image0
          Motown2Chitownposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Of course, that's always ready - I know the pole dancers are the first ones Jesus will be looking for to take up during the rapture, Harlan!

  2. profile image0
    Brenda Durhamposted 7 years ago

    Well, gee, earnest.   Reckon you're a believer now, huh?   Are you gonna go get you a little plot of ground there near them in Australia and kiss their feet and drink their kool-aid?

    1. earnestshub profile image90
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Nah! Kingaroy is a colloqial backwash full of loonies, and the wheather sucks big time Brenda. I must say JC is looking good, and Mary .... well Mary is err ...... hot! smile

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image90
        Stevennix2001posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lollol

      2. profile image0
        Twenty One Daysposted 7 years agoin reply to this
      3. Anne Miller profile image52
        Anne Millerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        At least this loony can spell ...

        1. earnestshub profile image90
          earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          That's the way to go. Find a typo and run with that. smile

  3. earnestshub profile image90
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    The world truly is an amazing place! lol

    1. profile image64
      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Filled with amazing people!

  4. Lisa HW profile image66
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    I don't think these two people are REALLY Jesus and Mary.  I met Jesus several years ago at a local laundromat.  I know it was him because he said that's who he was.  This guy was a whole lot older than the guy in the picture   (If you don't see me on here after I post this - you'll know I was stuck by lightning for saying these people aren't really Jesus and Mary M.)

  5. Lisa HW profile image66
    Lisa HWposted 7 years ago

    Oh, look!   I'm still here.  Thank goodness.  smile  Guess I was right the first time.

    1. earnestshub profile image90
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Lisa, so glad you're OK. smile

      I knew they were too good to be true those two!

      She is far too hot to be Mary M, and his shirt, well it's just wrong for jesus. smile

      1. Lisa HW profile image66
        Lisa HWposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        That particular shirt is pretty much wrong for anyone, as far as I'm concerned.  (Apparently, when that guy was selecting that shirt he didn't ask, "What would Jesus do?")  roll

        1. earnestshub profile image90
          earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Yep! I was thinkin, "would it be worth bein jesus if I had to wear that shirt?"

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            Brenda Durhamposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            No worries.
            It won't be long a'fore his devoted followers will buy him some really cool duds and dark sunglasses reminiscent of the great Jonestown leader.

            1. earnestshub profile image90
              earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              I didn't think of that!

              Maybe it is just as well he is being investigated by the government as another  dangerous sect.
              The shirt is scary enough for me. smile

  6. profile image47
    SEEKER OF TRUTH57posted 7 years ago

    Earnest,you should read your statements and proclamations of equality and fairness that you have posted on these and other pages and forum topics.You are speaking ridicule and condemnation on others beliefs that you so vehemently condemn others as being unjust for. HYPOCRITE.

    1. earnestshub profile image90
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Didn't read the thread eh? smile

  7. Pandoras Box profile image66
    Pandoras Boxposted 7 years ago

    I thought of you, Earnest, the moment I heard the news. Wow though, I mean, what brazen balls. Gotta admire it, I'm impressed. Puts the white house party crashers to shame.

    1. earnestshub profile image90
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ......or as we say in Australia, they have more front than Myers!
      (A large apartment store.)

      1. Paul Wingert profile image74
        Paul Wingertposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        J.C. and Mary kicking it in Kingaroy? Lol All this time I thought they were living in the Cajun region of Louisiana where Elvis and Buddy Holly run a bait and tackle shop.

        1. earnestshub profile image90
          earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Omnipresence perhaps? smile

  8. CMHypno profile image94
    CMHypnoposted 7 years ago

    So JC isn't a banana after all?

    1. earnestshub profile image90
      earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hard to tell under that shirt. smile

  9. TattooVirgin profile image58
    TattooVirginposted 7 years ago

    WOW how enlightening

  10. DIYweddingplanner profile image90
    DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years ago

    I would hope Jesus would have better fashion sense than to wear a shirt quite than unattractive and as far as Mary Magdalene being hot, she was rumoured to be a prostitiute, you know. And besides, why in the world would the Second Coming occur in Australia when everyone knows Earnest lives there and it would be completely wasted!

    1. CMHypno profile image94
      CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      But you would expect JC to start with the hardest nuts to crack like Earnest? If he can get Earnest, Mark Knowles, Beezledad and a few others to follow him, the rest of the world will be a cinch LOL!

  11. SomewayOuttaHere profile image62
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    that's scary news - especially since folks are beginning to donate and follow...ack!...and Jesus left his marriage and kids after remembering....remembered he was sleepin' with Mary I guess...ack! again

    1. DIYweddingplanner profile image90
      DIYweddingplannerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      And what was "Mary" remembering...that she needed 400K and a loony tooney chump that could give it to her? smile

 
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