Whats all this crap with zombies and why has GOD not struct them down?

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  1. davenmidtown profile image87
    davenmidtownposted 6 years ago

    zombies, zombies, zombies!!!  Its like the new religion and peoples obsession with zombies is particularly odd...

    1. Mighty Mom profile image84
      Mighty Momposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Some would argue that the zombie-lovers HAVE been struck down by God.
      The earthquake in Haiti and Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.
      Two zombie epicenters.
      Two humongo disasters.
      Coincidence?
      Not to some! Not to the righteous!!
      God smites down people who believe in zombies!!!
      If you believe all this 'zombie crap' beware!*





      *Special dispensation for Halloween celebrations ONLY.
      lol

  2. davenmidtown profile image87
    davenmidtownposted 6 years ago

    If your analogy is correct... did we here him say... Opps... missed again?  lol

  3. profile image0
    Emile Rposted 6 years ago

    Well, if you believe in God and zombies; didn't he already strike them down? I thought zombies were the walking dead.

  4. recommend1 profile image69
    recommend1posted 6 years ago

    I thought zombies were supposed to be the 'raptured' ?    Aren't there groups specially prepared to go out and shoot them all ?

    or is zombie short form for creationist ? big_smile

    1. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, great. Another plug in that I have written about zombies.

    2. Mighty Mom profile image84
      Mighty Momposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      That could work out quite tidily, actually.
      If zombies are the raptured
      and the raptured are also the majority of NRA proponents
      who claim we'll have to pry their guns out of their cold dead hands
      then the special zombie hunters can just pluck the guns out of the zombies' own hands and waste 'em.
      AND exercise gun control at the same time!!!

      1. ThoughtSandwiches profile image83
        ThoughtSandwichesposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Hello all...

        Kudos to you David for asking the keen "Why ain't God smiting" question.  And Mighty Mom...a bow to your zombie epicenter linkage.  Bold. 

        That said...I am more likely than not to be arbitrarily smited by a snarky feeling God for any number of reason...not the least...I too am smitten with zombies.

        Good discussion.

  5. profile image0
    RookerySpoonerposted 6 years ago

    There is no way that we could manage without zombies.  We need to get our politicians from somewhere.

  6. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    http://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Zombie-Nun-150x150.jpg

  7. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    Zombie Sad!
    Zombie love Jesus
    Jesus no love Zombie?
    Zombie sad sad

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/5618526_f248.jpg

  8. Disappearinghead profile image76
    Disappearingheadposted 6 years ago

    Leicester city council is not prepared for a zombie attack.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le … e-13713798

 
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