zombies, zombies, zombies!!! Its like the new religion and peoples obsession with zombies is particularly odd...
Some would argue that the zombie-lovers HAVE been struck down by God.
The earthquake in Haiti and Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans.
Two zombie epicenters.
Two humongo disasters.
Not to some! Not to the righteous!!
God smites down people who believe in zombies!!!
If you believe all this 'zombie crap' beware!*
*Special dispensation for Halloween celebrations ONLY.
If your analogy is correct... did we here him say... Opps... missed again? lol
Well, if you believe in God and zombies; didn't he already strike them down? I thought zombies were the walking dead.
I thought zombies were supposed to be the 'raptured' ? Aren't there groups specially prepared to go out and shoot them all ?
or is zombie short form for creationist ?
Oh, great. Another plug in that I have written about zombies.
That could work out quite tidily, actually.
If zombies are the raptured
and the raptured are also the majority of NRA proponents
who claim we'll have to pry their guns out of their cold dead hands
then the special zombie hunters can just pluck the guns out of the zombies' own hands and waste 'em.
AND exercise gun control at the same time!!!
Kudos to you David for asking the keen "Why ain't God smiting" question. And Mighty Mom...a bow to your zombie epicenter linkage. Bold.
That said...I am more likely than not to be arbitrarily smited by a snarky feeling God for any number of reason...not the least...I too am smitten with zombies.
There is no way that we could manage without zombies. We need to get our politicians from somewhere.
Zombie love Jesus
Jesus no love Zombie?
Leicester city council is not prepared for a zombie attack.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le … e-13713798
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