Some would argue that the zombie-lovers HAVE been struck down by God. The earthquake in Haiti and Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans. Two zombie epicenters. Two humongo disasters. Coincidence? Not to some! Not to the righteous!! God smites down people who believe in zombies!!! If you believe all this 'zombie crap' beware!*
*Special dispensation for Halloween celebrations ONLY.
That could work out quite tidily, actually. If zombies are the raptured and the raptured are also the majority of NRA proponents who claim we'll have to pry their guns out of their cold dead hands then the special zombie hunters can just pluck the guns out of the zombies' own hands and waste 'em. AND exercise gun control at the same time!!!