No unfortunately, they go to A theist heaven like everyone else. (a-theist heaven)
It's a trick the English language put in to make it easier to track the payment of heaven-taxes
What if a cowboy marries a city slicker? Will they be separated by barbed wire, and barking dogs?
You're probably stepping on a landmine here, but hey, that was funny, haha!
Of course they do, where else would they go?
But having said that, one would probably have to define "atheist heaven" as nowhere.
Atheist hell would be awesome though, I'd be hanging with Einstein and socrates. Unfortunately I'm not an atheist, so I'd probably burn in an individual, introspective hell.
Einstein would deny that he was an atheist. It riled him that atheists would quote him in support of their views. To be sure, he did not believe in a "personal" God, but considered himself more of an agnostic.
I'm pretty sure there's a philosopher's hell. That's where I'll be going when I die, at least I hope so. All the biggest names are down there, just ask any christian.
"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with fates and actions of human beings." Albert Einstein.
Now go read what the Spinoza's God is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Spi … atheist.3F
Quite the contrary, he was riled by believers who spread lies about his faith, or lack thereof.
"In view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who say there is no God. But what really makes me angry is that they quote me for the support of such views." -- Albert Einstein
Haha, atheist hell would be like some poor sumbich burning but insisting 'I still don't believe, I still don't believe' while the pope is next to him burning and denying he is in theist hell, just a few feet away.
Only if there is a cowboy heaven. I think some sort of cosmic law says you can't have one without the other.
Does that mean there is also a doggie hell?!?!
Those poor doggies
Not to worry, all dogs go to heaven, that's also a cosmic law.
I hear they speak chinese in doggie hell, doggie doesn't know what to fetch or where to poop, so ends up in the flied lice.
Sometimes (most times) I can't help myself.
i wanna be a cowgirl........
I think you might have listened to a little too much country music to come up with that question.
I think I've already been to cowboy hell. My cowboy-country music-singer-song writer-wannabe ex-husband dragged me all over the southwest to every seedy hole in the wall, dive bar, rodeo, and county fair you can imagine, and I was pregnant too. Yes, there is without a doubt a cowboy hell, only it's really the same place as cowboy heaven, it's just hell to those who aren't cowboys.
Imagine a cowboy hell would be force to share with other Worldwide Religions and have intellectual converstation with Atheist and Nerds.
You probably just weren't drunk enough to fully appreciate how much fun you were having.
I think we are all going to be stunned by both heaven and hell. I doubt that anyone has any idea what we will be like and what such a place will be like. I am believer but my fear that heaven would be anything like church scares me to death.
I was taught as a child that in heaven we would all sit at God's feet to listen to and worship him.
Presumably a cowboy will sit at the cow's feet and listen to it moo for him. Cowboy hell will be at the other end of the cow.
A most adroit observation. ( I always wanted to say that.)
Will the cowboy still moo?
If we moo for God will he give us Hay?
If He Moos for us, do we Laugh?
Make me want to cry in my cracker and beer
You are being rude and irreverent.
The cowboy doesn't moo; he listens, trying to understand.
The cowboy doesn't moo for the cow, so won't get Hay. He may get milk if in front; if in back a more solid concoction. Either way, the days of steak are over.
If the cowboy laughs at the moo, he must go the the back of the cow and sit for eternity.
Dag. Eternity. That's a long time.
Sorry about being dude and in effer vescent.
Yep. Eternity. That's a lot of moo poo piling up over ya.
So, is the cow in cow hell? Or is she just clocking in daily like a normal job?
No, cow hell is earth, where people like steaks. Cows don't have jobs, though - they just eat, moo, and provide heaven and hell for cowboys.
Oh. I hear cows formed a union over in India about a million years ago, now they go around mooing in starving hindus faces. I guess hindus turn the udder cheek. So is that cow heaven?
You may have hit on something there. Maybe India will become cowboy heaven and hell in due time.
Although the cows may simply be getting a little cheeky, thinking they have already gone to that udder, better, place in the sky. If the cowboys show up a little early they might have a problem.
Ya'll gitten udderly discussing heer, I don't likes der way you'ths two are talkin,'
Some kinda special code, likes ya'll cherry pickin Religions, we know hell is filled with BS, I'm going to ban you two from the forum, if you'th two don't starten socializing right.
We likes our American Cows
It's them Hindu Cows we can't eat, we don't like.
I'm sure them Holy Cow herders over dhere don't have heavenly horses moonshine, beans and bacon, likes three square meals adayyy. Them Hindu's just worship anything that walks flies or crawls, we got higher standard about animals, if they act dumb, we eat'em, so we become more intellectualiz ya nation.
So cowboys get reincarnated as hindus, in cowboy hell. American cows get reincarnated as hindu cows in cow heaven.
Bad hindu cows die and get reincarnated as American cattle.
Yaks don't die, they just smell that way. Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy, too; wouldn't you?
I'll be good - I promise. I'll even turn da udder cheek. Just do'n put me in dat dere cowboy hell.
Now c'n I has maw six shooter back?
Ha, hell bent for leather! (I didn't realize how gay that sounded until now)
I thin you'th two are good olh boys, just give it all up for Jesus, and hot brand a cross on you'll cows, and we forgive you.
You got our ways with gays, they only herd sheep and cats.
Gays herding cats for Jesus, eh? Hot cross branding innocent cows, regardless of their mood. We are forgiven, yet somehow less than zero.
That's the spirit!!!
God is everything, git along little doggies
I love to sing you a Cowboy heavenly song, From Columbus
Lyr Req: yippy i o, yippy i ay!
As I went out one evenin' down Columbus Avenue
All the sushi bars were shuttered, dark cantinas too
And I stood there in the darkness,as an empty cab rolled by
Then all at once I heard the sound of yuppies in the sky
Then the herd came down Columbus, for as far as I could see
All the men were wearing Polo, and the women wore Esprit
Each yuppie had a walk-man and as each one passed me by
I saw their sad expressions and I heard their mournful cry
Condos for sale, condos to buy, yuppies in the sky
Each one was wearing running shoes upon the ghostly deck
And each one had a cotton sweater wrapped around the neck
They all held out their credit cards and tried in vain to buy
But not a store was open to the yuppies in the sky.
I've seen them in commercials sailin' boats and playin' ball
Pourin' beer for one another cryin', "Why not have it all?"
Now I saw the ghostly progress as the winds around me blew Till I, I felt the urge to purchase a BMW
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