If cowboys go to cowboy heaven, do atheists go to atheist heaven?

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   LewSethicsposted 11 years ago

   You know, warriors go to Valhalla, etc.

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      Philanthropy2012posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      No unfortunately, they go to A theist heaven like everyone else. (a-theist heaven)
      
      It's a trick the English language put in to make it easier to track the payment of heaven-taxes

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         LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Cool, I didn't know that, haha.

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      Onusonusposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      What if a cowboy marries a city slicker? Will they be separated by barbed wire, and barking dogs?

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   TamCorposted 11 years ago

   You're probably stepping on a landmine here, but hey, that was funny, haha!

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      Disturbiaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Of course they do, where else would they go?
      
      But having said that, one would probably have to define "atheist heaven" as nowhere.

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         mischeviousmeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Atheist hell would be awesome though, I'd be hanging with Einstein and socrates. Unfortunately I'm not an atheist, so I'd probably burn in an individual, introspective hell.

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            jponiatoposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Einstein would deny that he was an atheist.  It riled him that atheists would quote him in support of their views.  To be sure, he did not believe in a "personal" God, but considered himself more of an agnostic.

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               mischeviousmeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               I'm pretty sure there's a philosopher's hell. That's where I'll be going when I die, at least I hope so. All the biggest names are down there, just ask any christian.

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               pedrogposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               "I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with fates and actions of human beings."  Albert Einstein.
               
               Now go read what the Spinoza's God is:
               
               http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Spi … atheist.3F

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               A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Quite the contrary, he was riled by believers who spread lies about his faith, or lack thereof.

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                  jponiatoposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  "In view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who say there is no God. But what really makes me angry is that they quote me for the support of such views." -- Albert Einstein

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                     A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     “It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated." ~~ Einstein.

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                        Uninvited Writerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        Yay, dueling Einstein's

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            LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Haha, atheist hell would be like some poor sumbich burning but insisting 'I still don't believe, I still don't believe' while the pope is next to him burning and denying he is in theist hell, just a few feet away.

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         Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Is there a Cowboy hell?

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            Disturbiaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Only if there is a cowboy heaven.  I think some sort of cosmic law says you can't have one without the other.

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               kirstenblogposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Does that mean there is also a doggie hell?!?!
               Those poor doggies

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                  Disturbiaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  Not to worry, all dogs go to heaven, that's also a cosmic law.

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                     kirstenblogposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Good!
                     I wouldn't ever want to go to a heaven where my childhood dogs weren't there to lick my face again!

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                        kirstenblogposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        even tho they were really naughty dogs!

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                  LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  I hear they speak chinese in doggie hell, doggie doesn't know what to fetch or where to poop, so ends up in the flied lice.

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      LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Sometimes (most times) I can't help myself.

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 11 years ago

   i wanna be a cowgirl........
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s05jcrJw0as

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   Emile Rposted 11 years ago

   I think you might have listened to a little too much country music to come up with that question.

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      Disturbiaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

        I think I've already been to cowboy hell. My cowboy-country music-singer-song writer-wannabe ex-husband dragged me all over the southwest to every seedy hole in the wall, dive bar, rodeo, and county fair you can imagine, and I was pregnant too. Yes, there is without a doubt a cowboy hell, only it's really the same place as cowboy heaven, it's just hell to those who aren't cowboys.

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         Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Imagine  a cowboy hell would be force to share with other Worldwide Religions and have intellectual converstation with Atheist and Nerds.

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         LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         You probably just weren't drunk enough to fully appreciate how much fun you were having.

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   SanXuaryposted 11 years ago

   I think we are all going to be stunned by both heaven and hell. I doubt that anyone has any idea what we will be like and what such a place will be like. I am believer but my fear that heaven would be anything like church scares me to death.

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      wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I was taught as a child that in heaven we would all sit at God's feet to listen to and worship him.
      
      Presumably a cowboy will sit at the cow's feet and listen to it moo for him.  Cowboy hell will be at the other end of the cow.

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         LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         A most adroit observation. ( I always wanted to say that.) 
         Will the cowboy still moo? 
         If we moo for God will he give us Hay?
         If He Moos for us, do we Laugh?

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            Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Make me want to cry in my cracker and beer

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            wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            You are being rude and irreverent.
            
            The cowboy doesn't moo; he listens, trying to understand.
            
            The cowboy doesn't moo for the cow, so won't get Hay.  He may get milk if in front; if in back a more solid concoction.  Either way, the days of steak are over.
            
            If the cowboy laughs at the moo, he must go the the back of the cow and sit for eternity.

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               LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Dag.  Eternity.  That's a long time.
               Sorry about being dude and in effer vescent.
               Really

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                  wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  Yep.  Eternity.  That's a lot of moo poo piling up over ya.

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                     LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     So, is the cow in cow hell?  Or is she just clocking in daily like a normal job?

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                        wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                        No, cow hell is earth, where people like steaks.  Cows don't have jobs, though - they just eat, moo, and provide heaven and hell for cowboys.

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                           LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                           Oh.  I hear cows formed a union over in India about a million years ago, now they go around mooing in starving hindus faces.  I guess hindus turn the udder cheek.  So is that cow heaven?

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                              wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                              You may have hit on something there.  Maybe India will become cowboy heaven and hell in due time.
                              
                              Although the cows may simply be getting a little cheeky, thinking they have already gone to that udder, better, place in the sky.  If the cowboys show up a little early they might have a problem.

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                                 Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                 Ya'll gitten udderly discussing heer, I don't likes der way you'ths two are talkin,'
                                 
                                 Some kinda special code, likes  ya'll cherry pickin Religions, we know hell is filled with BS, I'm going to ban you two from the forum, if you'th two don't starten socializing right.
                                 
                                 We likes our American Cows
                                 It's them Hindu Cows we can't eat, we don't like.
                                 
                                 I'm sure  them Holy Cow herders over dhere don't have heavenly horses moonshine, beans and bacon, likes three square meals adayyy. Them Hindu's just worship anything that walks flies or crawls, we got higher standard about animals, if they act dumb, we eat'em, so we become more intellectualiz ya nation.

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                                    LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                    So cowboys get reincarnated as hindus, in cowboy hell.   American cows get reincarnated as hindu cows in cow heaven. 
                                    Bad hindu cows die and get reincarnated as American cattle. 
                                    Yaks don't die, they just smell that way.  Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy.  A kid'll eat ivy, too; wouldn't you?

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                                    wildernessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                    I'll be good - I promise.  I'll even turn da udder cheek.  Just do'n put me in dat dere cowboy hell.
                                    
                                    Now c'n I has maw six shooter back?

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                              LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                              Ha, hell bent for leather!  (I didn't realize how gay that sounded until now)

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                                 Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                 I thin you'th two are good olh boys, just give it all up for Jesus, and hot brand a cross on you'll cows, and we forgive you.
                                 
                                 You got our ways with gays, they only herd sheep and cats.

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                                    LewSethicsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                    Gays herding cats for Jesus, eh?  Hot cross branding innocent cows, regardless of their mood.  We are forgiven, yet somehow less than zero.

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                                       Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                       That's the spirit!!!
                                       God is everything, git along little doggies

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                                       Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                                       I love to sing you a Cowboy  heavenly song, From Columbus
                                       
                                       Lyr Req: yippy i o, yippy i ay! 
                                       As I went out one evenin' down Columbus Avenue
                                       All the sushi bars were shuttered, dark cantinas too
                                       And I stood there in the darkness,as an empty cab rolled by
                                       Then all at once I heard the sound of yuppies in the sky
                                       Then the herd came down Columbus, for as far as I could see
                                       All the men were wearing Polo, and the women wore Esprit
                                       Each yuppie had a walk-man and as each one passed me by
                                       I saw their sad expressions and I heard their mournful cry 
                                       Chorus:
                                       Condos for sale, condos to buy, yuppies in the sky 
                                       Each one was wearing running shoes upon the ghostly deck
                                       And each one had a cotton sweater wrapped around the neck
                                       They all held out their credit cards and tried in vain to buy
                                       But not a store was open to the yuppies in the sky. 
                                       (Chorus) 
                                       (The yuppie-i-o)
                                       
                                       I've seen them in commercials sailin' boats and playin' ball
                                       Pourin' beer for one another cryin', "Why not have it all?"
                                       Now I saw the ghostly progress as the winds around me blew Till I, I felt the urge to purchase a BMW 

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