If God does not exist then why is Veggie Tales so awesome?

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   Eric Newlandposted 13 years ago

   
   
   This is a talking cucumber in a pirate costume. Your argument is invalid.

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      oceansnsunsetsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Fair question!
      
      omgosh, you are so funny!  Hilarious!

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      MelissaBarrettposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      A cucumber that moves about on it's own (without batteries) and can bend almost in half. YOUR argument is invalid.

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         Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I think he's part pickle on his mother's side. That explains the bending, at least.

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      Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I dunno about you, but when I see this image I think child abuse. Literally the first thing that pops into my head.

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         aka-djposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Did your parents force you to eat cucumbers?
         I know THAT would have been child abuse.
         For me it was livers! YUKKK!
         
         Does anyone do cartoon characters of livers?

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            Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            That would be a good way to illustrate deliverance.

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   psycheskinnerposted 13 years ago

   Also the vegetables eat meat.  Which is awesome.  And perverse.

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      Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      They're meagans.

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         Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Actually they ate stuffed peppers once. Is that cannibalism, or only when you eat the same vegetable you are? Or is it like eating monkeys? Did the Veggie Tales characters evolve from non-sentient vegetables? When they eat consecrated flesh and drink consecrated blood does it transubstantiate into bread and wine?
         
         This is more controversial than I thought!

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   knolyourselfposted 13 years ago

   Transplants.

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   Rochelle Frankposted 13 years ago

   The produce guy in my supermarket was actually singing VeggieTales songs when I was shopping yesterday.

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      Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Part of me thinks that's awesome, part of me thinks that might indicate a mental imbalance. Like he might be spending way too much time around vegetables.

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   ThunderKeysposted 13 years ago

   The awesomeness of Veggie Tales is just one more of a billion examples per second that we do have a loving Creator!

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   psycheskinnerposted 13 years ago

   But vegetable are the way to salvation?  Or at least some good vitamins.

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   FatFreddysCatposted 13 years ago

   I'm most impressed that the VeggieTales characters can carry objects, play guitars, etc. despite the fact that they don't have any arms.

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   mischeviousmeposted 13 years ago

   How christian is a talking vegitable... Seems almost like a marketing scheme, one designed to bring more money to the church or the cartoonist, whichever one so chooses...

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      aka-djposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hey, Walt Disney got rich of a B&W, talking mouse!

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         mischeviousmeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Walt Disney wasn't catering to christians, just a family demographic...

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            aka-djposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah, that's OK.
            BUT
            Why differentiate, anyway?

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               mischeviousmeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               How is a group of people going to call another persons belief pagan and have talking vegitables as embassadors of the faith for children? It doesn't really make much sense to be so double standard, does it?

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                  aka-djposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Well, I suppose if the other groups belief IS Pagan then telling the truth is not wrong!
                  Is it?

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                     mischeviousmeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     They weren't pagan to start out with, not until a-hole christians coined the term.

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                        aka-djposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        I thought Pagans were proud of their OLDER heritage than Christianity!

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                           mischeviousmeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           I'm not a pagan, so I've no idea.

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