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Bald Vulvas...sexy?

  1. qwark profile image60
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    I prefer a "bald" vulva.
    it just seems cleaner to me.
    The old saying goes: Turn 'em upside down and all vulvas looks the same."
    I don't agree with that. I think they are like fingerprints. All have their own "uniqueness.
    What'cha think?
    This is a perfectly valid and educational "thread."
    Will I be "dumped" for asking it?

    1. Marisa Wright profile image94
      Marisa Wrightposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Probably.  But personally, I can't understand the trend. Maybe it's just taking the American mania for hairlessness to the ultimate, or maybe it's the Western paranoia about cleanliness.  But hairless nether regions just look disturbingly like a child's to me,and I worry about men who find that attractive.

      1. qwark profile image60
        qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Marissa:
        That's what wanted...opinion.
        Thanks..:-)

    2. qwark profile image60
      qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      My g/f asked me to ask this one...she's considering.
      She uses a "clippers" on hers and keeps it short, but not so short it "itches" either one of us.
      She does a "bikini" trim. Which I think is nice nude or in a "bikini."
      if she wears a "thong," I'm gonna have to trim it to that...:-)

      1. calpol25 profile image73
        calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Tell her to try a landing strip lol x

        1. calpol25 profile image73
          calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          its all the rage here in england lol xx

        2. qwark profile image60
          qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          CAl:
          WE both like the landing strip.
          Has to be a short landing strip for the thong....lol

          1. calpol25 profile image73
            calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Bush Topiary is quite the thing i believe lol x

      2. Marisa Wright profile image94
        Marisa Wrightposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        If she's going to do it, it has to be wax or laser/IPL.  Never, ever shave - I can vouch for the fact that (for her) it will itch horribly as it grows back, and (for you) the feeling of prickly regrowth is not pleasant - beard rash?

        1. calpol25 profile image73
          calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          your right when the hairs on my face grow back after shaving it is torture.
          Prickly and itchy as hell lol

        2. frogdropping profile image84
          frogdroppingposted 7 years ago in reply to this



          Wax that? Ohhhh that's gotta hurt. I once had a leg wax. Note I said 'leg'. I wouldn't let the beautician rip the the rest of the strip of. I grabbed her wrist, then  went home and sat in the tub 'til if came off.

          I can't imagine waxing a more sensitive place *eyes watering* neutral

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            StormRyderposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            It's really not so bad...and gets much easier the more you do it.

            1. frogdropping profile image84
              frogdroppingposted 7 years ago in reply to this



              I'll never know, I have no intention of finding out smile

              As for the OP's question - I'm not in the habit of checking them out and I have a liking for the opposite sex so ... But I'm thinking you've got some good answers. What a fascinating hub it could make tongue

    3. qwark profile image60
      qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Is there a latino comic by the name of john leguzamo? Do I have that name right?

      1. calpol25 profile image73
        calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yes Leguizamo he was in a film with patrick swayzee "too wong foo thanks for everything" when they dressed up as drag queens proper funny lol

        1. qwark profile image60
          qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Right Cal!
          thanks...did you ever hear leguizamo tell his story of "Mothra?"

          1. calpol25 profile image73
            calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            no i didnt here that qwark, i like him though he is funny

            1. qwark profile image60
              qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Cal:
              Ya had to see him do this story.

              Daddy wanted his son to be "broken in" by a "lady-of-the-night." Took him to a house of "ill repute" and the boy picked out a girl named "Mothra."
              She took him to a dark room upstairs and relieved the suffering child of his "virginity.
              The boy told this story to the Dad; When we finished, she walked over to the window and raised it.
              There was a bright moon shining that night.
              She stood before the window in the light of the moon and began to slowly unwind the inside lips of her vulva...until her arms holding those batlike lips were spread wide to each side.
              She turned her head back and winked at him and like a Moth, flew out the window toward the lite of the moon....!
              I watched him do that story on TV and lmfao!!!

              1. calpol25 profile image73
                calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                That is brilliant I will definitely watch that just for the laugh, lol

              2. calpol25 profile image73
                calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Im sore with laughing already lol

                1. qwark profile image60
                  qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  He acted it out....made it live..I love his comedy!

                  1. calpol25 profile image73
                    calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    I love his comedy too! am gonna have to see it now  x

    4. Phoenix 69 profile image55
      Phoenix 69posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I don't care either way per se.  However, a bald one makes me weak in the knees.
      i also have to say that if I am going down on a woman and i have to stop to floss my teeth at an inoppurtune moment because she is not bald then I don't want to hear any complaints about the fact that I have to stop to pick a hair out of my teeth or off my tongue.

  2. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    Christ on a cartoon. Or as MK puts it - jeebus on a velociraptor. What a lovely topic smile

    Specially for a Sunday. Have you eaten?

    1. qwark profile image60
      qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Frogs legs are a delicacy I must have.
      I haven't eaten yet! y'ud better run
      "froggy!"...:-)

    2. LiamBean profile image88
      LiamBeanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      EATEN WHAT?!?!?

      1. Mikel G Roberts profile image89
        Mikel G Robertsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Liam is that Lily with you?

  3. blondepoet profile image75
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    I definitely think they all have a little character of their own. They all have their own little hair-dos and what-nots.
    I am with Marisa not too sure about the Telly Savalas look.
    Nothing wrong with a neat little garden.

    1. frogdropping profile image84
      frogdroppingposted 7 years ago in reply to this



      *lawls* big_smile

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      logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Makes it easier to till1 smile

      1. blondepoet profile image75
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Can you interpret that please Logic lol?
        That went right over my head smile smile

  4. calpol25 profile image73
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    Not my thing im afraid, But hi every one lol

    1. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hey Cal!!!!

    2. Mikel G Roberts profile image89
      Mikel G Robertsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lmao

      1. calpol25 profile image73
        calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        me too lol

  5. calpol25 profile image73
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    hey blonde!!!

    Its not a subject ive got much knowledge as you know but i like a challenge lol xxxx

    1. blondepoet profile image75
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Nothing wrong with your suggestion of a landing strip. Sort of goes with my suggestion of pruning the hedge.

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        china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        you ain't pruning anything near me with your record of mixing patients - nurse bobbit!

        1. blondepoet profile image75
          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Oh come on China where is your adventure. I swear I only ever accidentally cut a ear lobe off in my hairdressing days.

          1. calpol25 profile image73
            calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Dont I know, Its healed thank you for asking lol xx

            1. blondepoet profile image75
              blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              And you didn't feel a thing hey Cal?

              1. calpol25 profile image73
                calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Not a thing but I had a nice haircut too lol xxx

                Fancy doing it again? xxxx

                1. blondepoet profile image75
                  blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Ooooo you kinky thing.

                  1. calpol25 profile image73
                    calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    hahahahaha lol........... Im bad!!!!

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            china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            A WHOLE ear lobe !!  do you realise how much flesh that is around those parts for any male ego !!!

            1. calpol25 profile image73
              calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              lol lmao

      2. qwark profile image60
        qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Blonde:
        She lets me do the "pruning."
        That's my "expertise."   :-)

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    china manposted 7 years ago

    One of the most attractive parts of the body as it naturally hangs - but I can understand wanting to go for bald if in serious danger of bush fires.

  7. calpol25 profile image73
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    especially if you smoke afterwards lol haahahahaha:)

  8. WriteAngled profile image91
    WriteAngledposted 7 years ago

    I have no personal experience, but have heard it itches like buggery when the hairs grow back. I also assume that it would result in scratchy "five o'clock shadow" which would be somewhat irritating to the other party as well.

  9. calpol25 profile image73
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    all I know is that you have to keep putting moisturizer on it to stop the itchiness, but could be difficult situation if your meeting with people lol

  10. Mikel G Roberts profile image89
    Mikel G Robertsposted 7 years ago

    It depends on the woman... I have seen them bald and liked them and I have seen them not bald and liked them...in fact...I'm pretty sure if I get to the point where I'm looking at one, I already like them...

    1. calpol25 profile image73
      calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      good for you, wish i could say the same but genetics and such went weirdly wrong for me lol hahahaha

      1. Mikel G Roberts profile image89
        Mikel G Robertsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        different, doesn't make it wrong...

        1. calpol25 profile image73
          calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          that is true lol x

          1. Mikel G Roberts profile image89
            Mikel G Robertsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            ...stop kissing me...lol

            1. calpol25 profile image73
              calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              sorry...lol

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      china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      very pragmatic and true - At my age who cares if it is shaved or not !

      But those I have seen usually have ugly ingrowing hair spots and 5 O clock shadow is not cute - and when it grows a bit bonking against the grain is just kinda unpleasant !

    3. Marisa Wright profile image94
      Marisa Wrightposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      This is so true. The average male is just happy to get that far, he's not worrying too much what it looks like...

      1. calpol25 profile image73
        calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        That is right, I dont know much about it but all the straight blokes I know are like that lol.....

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    StormRyderposted 7 years ago

    I wax about every 10-14 days..after you do it the first couple of times the hair grows back slower and much finer thus cutting down on the itching..The first time you wax will be the worst after that it's really nothing...And I do keep a landing strip! lol

  12. calpol25 profile image73
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    Im pleased I think lol How are you doing storm been ages lol

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      StormRyderposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes Cal it's been ages..lol   Like one whole day..big_smile Or was it two???

      1. calpol25 profile image73
        calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        possibly two but thats a lifetime to me lol x smile

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    sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago

    No!No!No! No more masturbating body parts!sad

  14. torimari profile image67
    torimariposted 7 years ago

    Shaved~landing strip is ok too.

  15. blondepoet profile image75
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Are we still talking about volvos I mean vulvas lol?

    1. calpol25 profile image73
      calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh yes!!! Been a good topic ive come away with so much knowledge tonight that i could be on the turn lol xxxx

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