If the moon was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it?

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  1. Sarah Christina profile image82
    Sarah Christinaposted 7 years ago

    If the moon was made of  BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it?

    I know I would, heck I'd have seconds and then I'd polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser. I would do it. Would you?

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  2. Aikonia profile image85
    Aikoniaposted 7 years ago

    Nope, I'm vegetarian :-) but the beer would be nice!

    1. Sarah Christina profile image82
      Sarah Christinaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      what about BBQ tofu-ribs then? wink

    2. Aikonia profile image85
      Aikoniaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Sure, sounds interestingly delicious...

    3. George Greene Jr. profile image61
      George Greene Jr.posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      they make tofu-ribs?

    4. Sarah Christina profile image82
      Sarah Christinaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      In my made up scenario where the moon is made of ribs and Mars of potato salad, yes then there could be tofu ribs as well, lol.

  3. George Greene Jr. profile image61
    George Greene Jr.posted 7 years ago

    we do get some red potato salad from Mars with that right?

    1. Sarah Christina profile image82
      Sarah Christinaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      sure!

    2. George Greene Jr. profile image61
      George Greene Jr.posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Neptune greens and mercury hot sauce?

    3. Sarah Christina profile image82
      Sarah Christinaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You are making me want to eat the solar system.

    4. George Greene Jr. profile image61
      George Greene Jr.posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Don't forget the fried Saturn Onion rings

    5. Sarah Christina profile image82
      Sarah Christinaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I love onion rings! Yes. Yum.

  4. lburmaster profile image80
    lburmasterposted 7 years ago

    Probably not since the moon is so cold. If I could heat it up and had an endless supply of BBQ sauce, definately.

    1. Sarah Christina profile image82
      Sarah Christinaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Well that's what the sun is for, to heat it all up! You know, because it's the king of all planets! wink

  5. Niteriter profile image71
    Niteriterposted 7 years ago

    Being of a suspicious nature, I first need to know if this is an on-site consumption or a delivery proposition. I have a secondary question regarding cost of transportation - me to the ribs or the ribs to me - but that can wait for the answer to the gourmandization location problem.

    1. profile image0
      CJ Sledgehammerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Ahhh...a man who likes to look before he leaps. :0)

    2. Sarah Christina profile image82
      Sarah Christinaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I would assume one would have to go to the moon to eat it. Or have someone bring you some back if you didn't want to make the trip. During space travel, of course, the ribs would stay in fresh condition and inspected for any contamination.

  6. profile image0
    CJ Sledgehammerposted 7 years ago

    Listen to me, my friends - eating the Moon, though tasty, will not solve our Earthly problems. Truth is, we need the moon to guard us from meteorites and to stabilize Earth's axis, not to mention it is needed to regulate tidal movements.

    In addition, I wonder how many young lovers have wished upon a star or kissed under the moon? If it is eaten, what shall take its place? Our ancestors discussed this very same issue, but decided to eat Atlantis instead (the ancient Greeks found out it was made of chocolate-chip cookie dough).

    So, because of these reasons and more...I must object to eating our Moon. Now, if you feel that you cannot control yourself and must eat a moon, please consider one of Jupiter's dirty dozen.

    Regards - C.J.

    1. Sarah Christina profile image82
      Sarah Christinaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Well I didn't say to eat the ENTIRE moon, that would just be excessive. It would obviously need time to regenerate.

    2. profile image0
      CJ Sledgehammerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I'm pretty sure that's what the ravenous Sarah Christina meant when she said, "If the moon was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it? I know I would, heck I'd have seconds and then I'd polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser." Busted! :0)

    3. Sarah Christina profile image82
      Sarah Christinaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Well, I was quoting Will Ferrell, actually. wink

    4. profile image0
      CJ Sledgehammerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Quoting Will Ferrell? Please say it aint so, Sarah. :0)

  7. ChadCrouch profile image67
    ChadCrouchposted 2 years ago

    Why not? Who doesn't like BBQ spare ribs?

 
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