If the moon was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it?

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   Sarah Christinaposted 11 years ago

   If the moon was made of  BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it?
   
   I know I would, heck I'd have seconds and then I'd polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser. I would do it. Would you?
   
   

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   Aikoniaposted 11 years ago

   Nope, I'm vegetarian :-) but the beer would be nice!

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      Sarah Christinaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      what about BBQ tofu-ribs then?

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      Aikoniaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Sure, sounds interestingly delicious...

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      George Greene Jr.posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      they make tofu-ribs?

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      Sarah Christinaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      In my made up scenario where the moon is made of ribs and Mars of potato salad, yes then there could be tofu ribs as well, lol.

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   George Greene Jr.posted 11 years ago

   we do get some red potato salad from Mars with that right?

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      Sarah Christinaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      sure!

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      George Greene Jr.posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Neptune greens and mercury hot sauce?

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      Sarah Christinaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      You are making me want to eat the solar system.

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      George Greene Jr.posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Don't forget the fried Saturn Onion rings

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      Sarah Christinaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I love onion rings! Yes. Yum.

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   lburmasterposted 11 years ago

   Probably not since the moon is so cold. If I could heat it up and had an endless supply of BBQ sauce, definately.

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      Sarah Christinaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Well that's what the sun is for, to heat it all up! You know, because it's the king of all planets!

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   Niteriterposted 11 years ago

   Being of a suspicious nature, I first need to know if this is an on-site consumption or a delivery proposition. I have a secondary question regarding cost of transportation - me to the ribs or the ribs to me - but that can wait for the answer to the gourmandization location problem.

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      CJ Sledgehammerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Ahhh...a man who likes to look before he leaps. :0)

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      Sarah Christinaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I would assume one would have to go to the moon to eat it. Or have someone bring you some back if you didn't want to make the trip. During space travel, of course, the ribs would stay in fresh condition and inspected for any contamination.

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   CJ Sledgehammerposted 11 years ago

   Listen to me, my friends - eating the Moon, though tasty, will not solve our Earthly problems. Truth is, we need the moon to guard us from meteorites and to stabilize Earth's axis, not to mention it is needed to regulate tidal movements.
   
   In addition, I wonder how many young lovers have wished upon a star or kissed under the moon? If it is eaten, what shall take its place? Our ancestors discussed this very same issue, but decided to eat Atlantis instead (the ancient Greeks found out it was made of chocolate-chip cookie dough).
   
   So, because of these reasons and more...I must object to eating our Moon. Now, if you feel that you cannot control yourself and must eat a moon, please consider one of Jupiter's dirty dozen.
   
   Regards - C.J.

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      Sarah Christinaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Well I didn't say to eat the ENTIRE moon, that would just be excessive. It would obviously need time to regenerate.

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      CJ Sledgehammerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I'm pretty sure that's what the ravenous Sarah Christina meant when she said, "If the moon was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it? I know I would, heck I'd have seconds and then I'd polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser." Busted! :0)

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      Sarah Christinaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Well, I was quoting Will Ferrell, actually.

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      CJ Sledgehammerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Quoting Will Ferrell? Please say it aint so, Sarah. :0)

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   ChadCrouchposted 6 years ago

   Why not? Who doesn't like BBQ spare ribs?

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