If the moon was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it?
I know I would, heck I'd have seconds and then I'd polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser. I would do it. Would you?
In my made up scenario where the moon is made of ribs and Mars of potato salad, yes then there could be tofu ribs as well, lol.
we do get some red potato salad from Mars with that right?
Neptune greens and mercury hot sauce?
You are making me want to eat the solar system.
Don't forget the fried Saturn Onion rings
Probably not since the moon is so cold. If I could heat it up and had an endless supply of BBQ sauce, definately.
Being of a suspicious nature, I first need to know if this is an on-site consumption or a delivery proposition. I have a secondary question regarding cost of transportation - me to the ribs or the ribs to me - but that can wait for the answer to the gourmandization location problem.
Ahhh...a man who likes to look before he leaps. :0)
I would assume one would have to go to the moon to eat it. Or have someone bring you some back if you didn't want to make the trip. During space travel, of course, the ribs would stay in fresh condition and inspected for any contamination.
Listen to me, my friends - eating the Moon, though tasty, will not solve our Earthly problems. Truth is, we need the moon to guard us from meteorites and to stabilize Earth's axis, not to mention it is needed to regulate tidal movements.
In addition, I wonder how many young lovers have wished upon a star or kissed under the moon? If it is eaten, what shall take its place? Our ancestors discussed this very same issue, but decided to eat Atlantis instead (the ancient Greeks found out it was made of chocolate-chip cookie dough).
So, because of these reasons and more...I must object to eating our Moon. Now, if you feel that you cannot control yourself and must eat a moon, please consider one of Jupiter's dirty dozen.
Regards - C.J.
Well I didn't say to eat the ENTIRE moon, that would just be excessive. It would obviously need time to regenerate.
I'm pretty sure that's what the ravenous Sarah Christina meant when she said, "If the moon was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it? I know I would, heck I'd have seconds and then I'd polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser." Busted! :0)
Well, I was quoting Will Ferrell, actually.
Quoting Will Ferrell? Please say it aint so, Sarah. :0)
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