A technologically advanced alien race lands on Earth and takes you captive to be

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  1. bethperry profile image91
    bethperryposted 6 years ago

    A technologically advanced alien race lands on Earth and takes you captive to be part of their...

    intergalactic zoo.
    Already in the zoo are the following celebrities and potential mates: actor Clint Howard, reality show prima donna Snooki, U.S. Rep. Henry Waxman, politician Hillary Clinton, comedian Jerry Seinfeld, talk show personality Oprah Winfrey, rapper Flavor Flav, singer Lady Gaga, novelist Stephen King, reality show mom June Shannon, chef Gordon Ramsay, comedian Victoria Jackson and Al Gore. Which one of these celebrities do you PRAY the aliens select as your lifelong mate and why?

  2. Phyllis Doyle profile image97
    Phyllis Doyleposted 6 years ago

    Chef Gordon Ramsey would be my choice. If one of his fabulous meals could not bribe the aliens to set us free, then he would shame the living bejeejus out of them and they would be forced to let us go to save face.

    1. bethperry profile image91
      bethperryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Phyllis, awesome! lol

    2. fpherj48 profile image59
      fpherj48posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Phyllis...LOL !!  GOOD one!

    3. Phyllis Doyle profile image97
      Phyllis Doyleposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you, Beth, for choosing my answer.

  3. Jodah profile image94
    Jodahposted 6 years ago

    Hmm....that's an interesting question Beth, but not being gay it lowers my choice to Oprah, Hillary Clinton, June, Snooki and Victoria (who I am not familiar with), and Lady Gaga. Of these I'd have to chose Lady Gaga. That at least would be interesting and far from boring, though probably rather volatile from time to time.

    1. bethperry profile image91
      bethperryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Jodah, you're probably right there.

  4. The Examiner-1 profile image60
    The Examiner-1posted 6 years ago

    That is easy - Oprah Winfrey. I could never stand her comments, her show, anything. Plus she would probably give them her opinion that everyone is like her and maybe they would release us. Besides, other than Clint Howard and Al Gore I know no-one else.

    1. bethperry profile image91
      bethperryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Kevin, what an fascinating answer! lol

    2. fpherj48 profile image59
      fpherj48posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Examiner.....Al Gore?  HA!  Even the sweet & Lovely Tipper had about as much of him as she could take!!!   LOL  ...Yeah, Oprah would not be BORING, that's for sure!

    3. The Examiner-1 profile image60
      The Examiner-1posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Re-reading it Beth I meant Jerry Seinfeld, not Al Gore.

    4. bethperry profile image91
      bethperryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, I like Jerry!

  5. fpherj48 profile image59
    fpherj48posted 6 years ago

    Beth...This just might be the easiest answer I've ever given in the Q&A...
    Hands-down...the "comedian"  Jerry Seinfeld.  I can only imagine what a happy & fun time this could be.....my favorite thing to do....laugh and flick off this miserable world that exists as it is.......
    I might be forced to flirt a little bit with Chef Ramsey because other than laughing.....I like FOOD too!
    Creative Question, Beth!

    1. bethperry profile image91
      bethperryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      And Jerry's still kinda cute, too - though I like Gordon's tan...and the way he stuffs a spring roll. wink

    2. fpherj48 profile image59
      fpherj48posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      beth !!   LMAO!  You're funny!

  6. profile image0
    mts1098posted 6 years ago

    Hillary Clinton because of her involvement in politics - I would never see her smile

  7. RandallJonas profile image78
    RandallJonasposted 6 years ago

    Hmmm! Interesting scenario. Who shall I be trapped in a cage with forever?  I do not know some of these people and so I will go with the comedian V. Jackson so as to hopefully be laughing instead of crying while other "species" muse over our togetherness. And since I will not be able to do much else but be on show, she will need to have this sense of humor to get through a life in captivity with me - who in fact she might not like as I have never met her. I wonder though, are they going to put us in cages or imprison us in cool lofts with glass walls? Will I get to use the Internet? Will they have pickles and root beer there?

 
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