Which men here have suffered from Blue Bum, and how long did it last?
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago
0Just before I publish I should take a poll here, given it is here I will publish.
Those not familiar [hmmm] with blue bum, your 2 hints are here, the remaining elsewhere, 1-my dress, 2 this photo, these are a direction towards the problem.
However, am interested from men experiencing blue bum and the consequences surrounding it.
Of course am always eager to hear theories as well
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
OMG think
plane
2 people
blue liquid
crew
bathroom,
Greek, your playing me I feel it, you know this answer which is a condition caused from belonging to the IMHC
Greek think, look at sign I posted leading to............... and in there where would you find blue liquid, here wait help is on its way..............
...i get where you're going or have gone...but what about IMHC.....what is that.....international metal heads club?
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
PS I'm really hating this blonde thing the whole look is slutty
not like me but check this out
my score was 88 I put this avatar up did nothing else, no comments
bam 91
blondes do have more fun
note to hubpages; please do not take that as a disproving aspect of the system, in no way am I complaining and this is most motivating so I Thank You My Brother Got Jettisoned over Kentucky a few year ago when he was flushed out with a big blue block of ice from the loos! He was found singing in a BlueAss or was it a BlueGrass Band 4 years later!
But we didn't claim him 
Ass and Grass horrible mix
There is no green bum I hope
I shall not google it in case haI'll claim him poor soul feeling so blue I bet or wait grass, not at all
This post is ranked on the first page of google for blue bum.
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
@Wry that was hysterical, and yes it will do it, oh boy, I am not comfortable being forced into a certain look
too funny
@Someway, babe your close, so close best you and I stick with the puzzle right now.
@Greek, hon, you tried, and I shall mention your efforts in this worldwide publishing frenzy for tomorrow
But I know there are those who know some
That clearly have had Blue Bum
kewl ...finally
i figured out IMHC ....lite bulb went off!- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
I my be flagged before its registered
[HubPages I'll give you 94 hubkatma points not to flag me?]
did I just flag myself? - kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
um i heard that
if someone outs my hub
i'll blue bum them forever and i know the chat room duh - kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
Google please take note of names bored of blue bum while I help spread the awareness in hopes less will suffer,
kindly HUBPAGES.com a;;pes me to address such issues! ok for real, google get ready I'm Hubbing it!
I had Blue Bum once, can't remember if it was straight up or on the rocks, but it gave me a hell of a hangover!
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
coming right up, but thats my hub? let me see
your a riot
and mr friendly don't be getting all nasty or I'll bite you - i hate that i like you - kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
that's the best part
either do I - kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
TOILET
TRANSPORTATION
LONG TRAVEL
SNEAK A BOO
SMALL QUARTERS
FLUSH
COME ON...................
OK I'LL TELL YOU AS SOON AS I PUBLISH
OH CAPS LOCK NOT INTENTIONAL, NOTICED HALF WAY THROUGH AND AM LAZY
out. - kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
bored with blue bum
maybe the mile high club??
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
Rebekah wins free round-trip airfare anywhere in the atmosphere courtesy of HubPages
W I N N E R !!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue Bum officially revealed
thank you for all participating in this game
<note to HP no self promotion of any kind is intended here>
Blue Bum Blue Bum No Fun Go Run huh? - kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
All facts in my hub are 100% true, proof provided
thanks again, rebekah rocks!
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I'll let them know!
and no, I'm not a member of MHC...
but, yes, blondes do have more fun.Your amazing
sorry just saw this now, I will email HubPages that it is official you have won, and they can proceed with processing ward certificate.
Thus validATING YOU MAY USE 2 FREE ROUNDTRIP AIRFARE tickets to any destination in this Universe. [get as high as they pay fi=or ] you to.
poop. I may start doing avatar changes all in blonde look started at 88 this morning put barbie up back to 93?????????????????????????? coincidence? I wonder
Congratulations
And
your not a member *wink* 
MILE HIGH CLUB FEMALE FOOTWEAR [ya ok sure]
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
blue bum thread from last night
Which men here have suffered from Blue Bum, and how long did it last?
Which men here have suffered from Blue Bum, and how long did it last? in the HubPages Travel and Places Forum
QUESTION FIVE
Revised while proofreading so um.... have you had Blue Bum?
yes
no
huh? sorry didn't honestly read hub
See results without voting
What is and how do men get Blue Bum?
Blue Bum is the most common, and clearly the most embarrassing condition every male MHC member risks getting.
While there are priority cautions, one should use with the Mile High Club membership, Blue Bum is the most commonly forgotten disadvantage. Because airplane bathrooms are not designed for more than one person, finding a comfortable position for two isn't easy. The position most commonly used is for the man to sit on the toilet while his partner sits on his lap. See above. (Note to HP staff, THIS IS NOT TO BE SUGGESTIVE OF ANY ADULT CONTENT).
Then, because of turbulence, the 'flush' button is accidentally hit repeatedly. Repeatedly causing the man's bum to be suctioned into the toilet. Again. And again. And again. And again. This by itself would only cause redness and an awkward indentation in the shape of a toilet seat. Not so bad by itself. But, you ask, where does the blue part come in? You know that blue stuff they put into airplane toilet water to sanitize it? That gets sprayed over and over and over again onto said bum, causing a blue stain that stays for precisely 6 weeks. To date no one has yet to find a solution for removing the Blue Bum stain.
If you were not sharing the lavatory with your wife, this can obviously cause a problem. Hence the warning. Our only suggested solutions come from previous situations of this nature:
A - Go on a very long business trip
B - Get a six week headache
C - Fight for 6 weeks constantly
D - Never be in the mood therefore never remove your underwear (even if it's the same pair for 6 weeks)
E - Drop your pants, drop your underwear and shake your booty like you just don't care, and laugh as you tell your wife 'look what the guys at the office did to me now' (Warning: practice this thoroughly in the mirror before executing).
F - If your wife knows what Blue Bum is, then it's fair game.
G - Just confess, and get on a flight. Now. No, Now! GO! NOW!!
In conclusion, there is one bonus that comes from this: You'll never do it again. Right. Isn't that just like a man. Oh, and don't wear white pants.
Blue Bum is not to be taken lightly. It is truly a pain in the ass. To date, we have never seen a case of female Blue Bum, although female Blue Hair and Face has been observed. (HP staff, referring to hair colour and makeup only).
All of this we stipulate in our Membership rules. We strongly recommend you read the rules again to avoid any damage to loved ones. Within our rulebook many suggestions are made for step by step Two Person Lavatory Conversations.
- kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
bump
good morning, can't find my pearls
need my pearls
LO - kimberlyslyricsposted 9 years ago0
oh sorry hub called
Mile High Club, Members Only Only Hub
first one now in my vast array of huboseeets
I would post link but that's self promotion
very cool if someone else did, just a thought
:
let me know if you have any trouble, adore that picture btw
xoxoSo Kim is there a name for the had sex, used to have sex but no longer has sex club?
Cause if so I'm in.I swear your hilarious
and there is such a club, not that I was the founder or anything namely The Had Used Longer Speed Club
all fast land moving transportation
oh my !!You Slay me.
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