Which men here have suffered from Blue Bum, and how long did it last?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    Just before I publish I should take a poll here, given it is here I will publish.

    Those not familiar [hmmm] with blue bum, your 2 hints are here, the remaining elsewhere, 1-my dress, 2 this photo, these are a direction towards the problem.

    However, am interested from men experiencing blue bum and the consequences surrounding it.

    Of course am always eager to hear theories as well


    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3746195_f248.jpg

    1. Greek One profile image63
      Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      i have no idea what you mean.. and I am perverted

      We'll need more hints

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    OK


    takes two
    but one gets blue
    where you flew
    is kept between you

    liquid could be a hint

    But if ya bum be blue
    stayed weeks on you
    Best leave the mrs of two
    And if not yet see a clue
    You've missed the screw
    Nothing can come close so true

    The IMHC!

  3. Greek One profile image63
    Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

    ohhhhh, you mean athlete's foot!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      ugh!

      you can do it, seems the men are embarrassed to admit, wow!  tomorrow shall reveal i suppose

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/3746417_f248.jpg

  5. Greek One profile image63
    Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

    i honestly still have no idea what you are talking about lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    OMG think

    plane
    2 people
    blue liquid
    crew
    bathroom,

    Greek, your playing me I feel it, you know this answer which is a condition caused from belonging to the IMHC
    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3950023_f248.jpg

    1. Greek One profile image63
      Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      what the hell is the blue liquid??

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Greek think, look at sign I posted leading to............... and in there where would you find blue liquid, here wait help is on its way..............


        http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3942091_f248.jpg

      2. Druid Dude profile image60
        Druid Dudeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        If you've ever flown, the waters blue where the mile high clubbers go for membership. Blue bum must be the result of A0 Not putting the seat down before the bum, or B) an extremely bad air pocket.

    2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      ...i get where you're going or have gone...but what about IMHC.....what is that.....international metal heads club? lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    PS I'm really hating this blonde thing the whole look is slutty

    not like me but check this out

    my score was 88 I put this avatar up did nothing else, no comments
    bam 91

    blondes do have more fun sad

    note to hubpages; please do not take that as a disproving aspect of the system, in no way am I complaining and this is most motivating so I Thank You   lol

    1. WryLilt profile image88
      WryLiltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      So... to get the 100 which continues to elude me, I need to bleach my hair? Got it.

      1. sofs profile image75
        sofsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        lol   lol

  8. Greek One profile image63
    Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

    yeah.. I'm still lost

  9. Pearldiver profile image69
    Pearldiverposted 12 years ago

    My Brother Got Jettisoned over Kentucky a few year ago when he was flushed out with a big blue block of ice from the loos! He was found singing in a BlueAss or was it a BlueGrass Band 4 years later! smile But we didn't claim him big_smile

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Ass and Grass horrible mix

      There is no green bum I hope yikes

      I shall not google it in case ha

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I'll claim him poor soul feeling so blue I bet or wait grass, not at all lol  lol

    3. Druid Dude profile image60
      Druid Dudeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Finding the jettison thing a little hard to believe

  10. WryLilt profile image88
    WryLiltposted 12 years ago

    This post is ranked on the first page of google for blue bum. smile

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      ...that's funny!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      see its the real deal, I better publish tonight
      I loved you googled it!

      Any other answers?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    @Wry that was hysterical, and yes it will do it, oh boy, I am not comfortable being forced into a certain look lol  too funny

    @Someway, babe your close, so close best you and I stick with the puzzle right now.

    @Greek, hon, you tried, and I shall mention your efforts in this worldwide publishing frenzy for tomorrow  lol

    But I know there are those who know some
    That clearly have had Blue Bum

    kewl

  12. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years ago

    ...finally lol i figured out IMHC lol....lite bulb went off!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      uh oh

      I'll publish within the hour

      ahahahahahahahahaha

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image59
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        ...don't worry!....I had a good chuckle at my guess above and i'm sure you did too!...

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I did for sure

          ok off to finish hub

          can't have my cover blown

          it's critical

          I mean this is the internet man!

  13. Greek One profile image63
    Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

    I Googled Blue Bum with the safe search off and the only thing that came up with an erotic cartoon of Gargamel having sex with Smurfette

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      def getting  close mate!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    I my be flagged before its registered

    [HubPages I'll give you 94 hubkatma points not to flag me?]

    did I just flag myself?

    yikes

    lol

    1. WryLilt profile image88
      WryLiltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Oi get in the chat room, am  bored

      1. Greek One profile image63
        Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        what chat room?

        1. WryLilt profile image88
          WryLiltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Link on my profile. Infobuckets.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    um i heard that

    if someone outs my hub

    i'll blue bum them forever and i know the chat  room duh

    lol

    1. WryLilt profile image88
      WryLiltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Was telling Greek. tongue

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        I know hun, promise to mention me, I'll try to get there if it's cool  lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    Google please take note of names bored of blue bum while I help spread the awareness in hopes less will suffer,

    kindly HUBPAGES.com a;;pes me to address such issues!

    lol  ok for real, google get ready I'm Hubbing it!
    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/3905873_f248.jpg

  17. Diane Inside profile image76
    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    hahaha gotta see. coming to chat ya'll come too, go to wrylilts profile and click on chat link.  You can open another window so you can still be on hubpages if you wish.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 12 years ago

    I had Blue Bum once, can't remember if it was straight up or on the rocks, but it gave me a hell of a hangover! smile

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      YES FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I LOVE YOU

      NOW I CAN HUB, 20 MIN WE'RE OCCUPIED BABY

      WOOOOOHHHOOO

      THANK YOU l.c

      1. Friendlyword profile image60
        Friendlywordposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        I thought you were talking about BLUE BALLS.  What a waste of time.

  19. WryLilt profile image88
    WryLiltposted 12 years ago

    Blue Bum Pictures Please?

    (Sorry AFK, grandparents came to visit.)

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    coming right up, but thats my hub? let me see

    your a riot

    and mr friendly don't be getting all nasty or I'll bite you - i hate that i like you big_smile

  21. Mikeydoes profile image45
    Mikeydoesposted 12 years ago

    I feel like Towelie, I have no idea whats going on right now.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    lol

    that's the best part

    lol

    either do I

    lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/3954226_f248.jpg

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    TOILET
    TRANSPORTATION
    LONG TRAVEL
    SNEAK A BOO
    SMALL QUARTERS
    FLUSH

    COME ON...................

    OK I'LL TELL YOU AS SOON AS I PUBLISH

    OH CAPS LOCK NOT INTENTIONAL, NOTICED HALF WAY THROUGH AND AM LAZY lol

    out.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    Don't give up I'm almost done

    bummer!

  26. mega1 profile image68
    mega1posted 12 years ago

    bored with blue bum  smile

  27. Bluehoop profile image60
    Bluehoopposted 12 years ago

    This is the oddest conversation I've seen on hubpages. So, is Blue Bum a cocktail or a loo cleaning fluid used in plane bathrooms? I'm confused !

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      You hit it right on the head, out of the ballpark, thread not so bad after all hold on I'll paste it from my hun

      brb

  28. rebekahELLE profile image86
    rebekahELLEposted 12 years ago

    maybe the mile high club??  lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    Rebekah wins free round-trip airfare anywhere in the atmosphere courtesy of HubPages

    big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile


    W I N N E R !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Blue Bum officially revealed

    thank you for all participating in this game lol


    <note to HP no self promotion of any kind is intended here>

    Blue Bum Blue Bum No Fun Go Run huh?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    All facts in my hub are 100% true, proof provided

    thanks again, rebekah rocks!

    big_smile
    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/3746193_f248.jpg

  31. rebekahELLE profile image86
    rebekahELLEposted 12 years ago

    lol

    I'll let them know!

    and no, I'm not a member of MHC...


    but, yes, blondes do have more fun. big_smile

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Your amazing lol

      sorry just saw this now, I will email HubPages that it is official you have won, and they can proceed with processing ward certificate.

      Thus validATING YOU MAY USE 2 FREE ROUNDTRIP AIRFARE tickets to any destination in this Universe. [get as high as they pay fi=or ] you to.

      poop.  I may start doing avatar  changes  all in blonde look started at 88 this morning put  barbie up back to 93?????????????????????????? coincidence?  I wonder   lol

      Congratulations

      And cool your not a member *wink*  roll  lol


      http://s1.hubimg.com/u/3078668_f248.jpg



      MILE HIGH CLUB FEMALE FOOTWEAR [ya ok sure]

  32. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    blue bum thread from last night
    Which men here have suffered from Blue Bum, and how long did it last?
    Which men here have suffered from Blue Bum, and how long did it last? in the HubPages Travel and Places Forum

    QUESTION FIVE
    Revised while proofreading so um.... have you had Blue Bum?

    yes
    no
    huh? sorry didn't honestly read hub

    See results without voting
    What is and how do men get Blue Bum?
    Blue Bum is the most common, and clearly the most embarrassing condition every male MHC member risks getting.

    While there are priority cautions, one should use with the Mile High Club membership, Blue Bum is the most commonly forgotten disadvantage. Because airplane bathrooms are not designed for more than one person, finding a comfortable position for two isn't easy. The position most commonly used is for the man to sit on the toilet while his partner sits on his lap. See above.  (Note to HP staff, THIS IS NOT TO BE SUGGESTIVE  OF ANY ADULT CONTENT).

    Then, because of turbulence, the 'flush' button is accidentally hit repeatedly. Repeatedly causing the man's bum to be  suctioned into the toilet. Again. And again. And again. And again. This by itself would only cause redness and an awkward indentation in the shape of a toilet seat. Not so bad by itself. But, you ask, where does the blue part come in?  You know that blue stuff they put into airplane toilet water to sanitize it? That gets sprayed over and over and over again onto said bum, causing a blue stain that stays for precisely 6 weeks. To date no one has yet to find a solution for removing the Blue Bum stain.

    If you were not sharing the lavatory with your wife, this can obviously cause a problem. Hence the warning. Our only suggested solutions come from previous situations of this nature:

    A - Go on a very long business trip
    B - Get a six week headache
    C - Fight for 6 weeks constantly
    D - Never be in the mood therefore never remove your underwear (even if it's the same pair for 6 weeks)
    E - Drop your pants, drop your underwear and shake your booty like you just don't care, and laugh as  you tell your wife 'look what the guys at the office did to me now' (Warning: practice this thoroughly in the mirror before executing).
    F - If your wife knows what Blue Bum is, then it's fair game. 
    G - Just confess, and get on a flight. Now. No, Now! GO! NOW!!

    In conclusion, there is one bonus that comes from this: You'll never do it again. Right. Isn't that just like a man. Oh, and don't wear white pants.

    Blue Bum is not to be taken lightly. It is truly a pain in the ass. To date, we have never seen a case of female Blue Bum, although female Blue Hair and Face has been observed. (HP staff, referring to hair colour and makeup only).

    All of this we stipulate in our Membership rules. We strongly recommend you read the rules again to avoid any damage to loved ones. Within our rulebook many suggestions are made for step by step Two Person Lavatory Conversations.



    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/3600917.jpg

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      critical BB syndrome information

  33. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    bump

    smile

    good morning, can't find my pearls

    need my pearls

    LO

  34. Diane Inside profile image76
    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    I looked for hub but didn't see it, what is the title?

    I must be blind.

    Or clueless. lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    oh sorry hub called

    Mile High Club, Members Only Only Hub

    first one now in my vast array of huboseeets

    I would post link but that's self promotion lol

    very cool if someone else did, just a thought  hmm:

    let me know if you have any trouble, adore that picture btw

    big_smile

    1. Diane Inside profile image76
      Diane Insideposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Kim I'll check it out.  And thanks that pic is my neice and nephew (cousins) a few months apart.

      Now off to read.

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        cool

        xoxo

        1. Diane Inside profile image76
          Diane Insideposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          So Kim is there a name for the had sex, used to have sex but no longer has sex club?

          Cause if so I'm in. lol

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            kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            I swear your hilarious lol

            and there is such a club, not that I was the founder or anything namely The Had Used Longer Speed Club

            all fast land moving transportation

            oh my !! lol

            1. Diane Inside profile image76
              Diane Insideposted 12 years agoin reply to this

              You Slay me. lol lol lol

 
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