Which men here have suffered from Blue Bum, and how long did it last?

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

   Just before I publish I should take a poll here, given it is here I will publish.
   
   Those not familiar [hmmm] with blue bum, your 2 hints are here, the remaining elsewhere, 1-my dress, 2 this photo, these are a direction towards the problem.
   
   However, am interested from men experiencing blue bum and the consequences surrounding it.
   
   Of course am always eager to hear theories as well
   
   
   

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      Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      i have no idea what you mean.. and I am perverted
      
      We'll need more hints

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

   OK
   
   
   takes two
   but one gets blue
   where you flew
   is kept between you
   
   liquid could be a hint
   
   But if ya bum be blue
   stayed weeks on you
   Best leave the mrs of two
   And if not yet see a clue
   You've missed the screw
   Nothing can come close so true
   
   The IMHC!

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   Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

   ohhhhh, you mean athlete's foot!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      ugh!
      
      you can do it, seems the men are embarrassed to admit, wow!  tomorrow shall reveal i suppose

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

   

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   Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

   i honestly still have no idea what you are talking about lol

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

   OMG think
   
   plane
   2 people
   blue liquid
   crew
   bathroom,
   
   Greek, your playing me I feel it, you know this answer which is a condition caused from belonging to the IMHC
   

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      Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      what the hell is the blue liquid??

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Greek think, look at sign I posted leading to............... and in there where would you find blue liquid, here wait help is on its way..............
         
         
         

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         Druid Dudeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         If you've ever flown, the waters blue where the mile high clubbers go for membership. Blue bum must be the result of A0 Not putting the seat down before the bum, or B) an extremely bad air pocket.

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      ...i get where you're going or have gone...but what about IMHC.....what is that.....international metal heads club?

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

   PS I'm really hating this blonde thing the whole look is slutty
   
   not like me but check this out
   
   my score was 88 I put this avatar up did nothing else, no comments
   bam 91
   
   blondes do have more fun
   
   note to hubpages; please do not take that as a disproving aspect of the system, in no way am I complaining and this is most motivating so I Thank You   

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      WryLiltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      So... to get the 100 which continues to elude me, I need to bleach my hair? Got it.

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         sofsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         lol   

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   Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

   yeah.. I'm still lost

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   Pearldiverposted 12 years ago

   My Brother Got Jettisoned over Kentucky a few year ago when he was flushed out with a big blue block of ice from the loos! He was found singing in a BlueAss or was it a BlueGrass Band 4 years later! But we didn't claim him

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Ass and Grass horrible mix
      
      There is no green bum I hope
      
      I shall not google it in case ha

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I'll claim him poor soul feeling so blue I bet or wait grass, not at all  

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      Druid Dudeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Finding the jettison thing a little hard to believe

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    WryLiltposted 12 years ago

    This post is ranked on the first page of google for blue bum.

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       ...that's funny!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       see its the real deal, I better publish tonight
       I loved you googled it!
       
       Any other answers?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    @Wry that was hysterical, and yes it will do it, oh boy, I am not comfortable being forced into a certain look   too funny
    
    @Someway, babe your close, so close best you and I stick with the puzzle right now.
    
    @Greek, hon, you tried, and I shall mention your efforts in this worldwide publishing frenzy for tomorrow 
    
    But I know there are those who know some
    That clearly have had Blue Bum
    
    kewl

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years ago

    ...finally i figured out IMHC ....lite bulb went off!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       
       uh oh
       
       I'll publish within the hour
       
       ahahahahahahahahaha

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          ...don't worry!....I had a good chuckle at my guess above and i'm sure you did too!...

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             kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             I did for sure
             
             ok off to finish hub
             
             can't have my cover blown
             
             it's critical
             
             I mean this is the internet man!

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    Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

    I Googled Blue Bum with the safe search off and the only thing that came up with an erotic cartoon of Gargamel having sex with Smurfette

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       def getting  close mate!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    I my be flagged before its registered
    
    [HubPages I'll give you 94 hubkatma points not to flag me?]
    
    did I just flag myself?
    
    
    
    

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       WryLiltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Oi get in the chat room, am  bored

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          Greek Oneposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          what chat room?

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             WryLiltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Link on my profile. Infobuckets.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    um i heard that
    
    if someone outs my hub
    
    i'll blue bum them forever and i know the chat  room duh
    
    

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       WryLiltposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Was telling Greek.

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I know hun, promise to mention me, I'll try to get there if it's cool 

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    Google please take note of names bored of blue bum while I help spread the awareness in hopes less will suffer,
    
    kindly HUBPAGES.com a;;pes me to address such issues!
    
      ok for real, google get ready I'm Hubbing it!
    

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    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    hahaha gotta see. coming to chat ya'll come too, go to wrylilts profile and click on chat link.  You can open another window so you can still be on hubpages if you wish.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 12 years ago

    I had Blue Bum once, can't remember if it was straight up or on the rocks, but it gave me a hell of a hangover!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       YES FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       
       I LOVE YOU
       
       NOW I CAN HUB, 20 MIN WE'RE OCCUPIED BABY
       
       WOOOOOHHHOOO
       
       THANK YOU l.c

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          Friendlywordposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I thought you were talking about BLUE BALLS.  What a waste of time.

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    WryLiltposted 12 years ago

    Blue Bum Pictures Please?
    
    (Sorry AFK, grandparents came to visit.)

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    coming right up, but thats my hub? let me see
    
    your a riot
    
    and mr friendly don't be getting all nasty or I'll bite you - i hate that i like you

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    Mikeydoesposted 12 years ago

    I feel like Towelie, I have no idea whats going on right now.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    
    
    that's the best part
    
    
    
    either do I
    
    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    TOILET
    TRANSPORTATION
    LONG TRAVEL
    SNEAK A BOO
    SMALL QUARTERS
    FLUSH
    
    COME ON...................
    
    OK I'LL TELL YOU AS SOON AS I PUBLISH
    
    OH CAPS LOCK NOT INTENTIONAL, NOTICED HALF WAY THROUGH AND AM LAZY
    
    out.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    Don't give up I'm almost done
    
    bummer!

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    bored with blue bum 

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    Bluehoopposted 12 years ago

    This is the oddest conversation I've seen on hubpages. So, is Blue Bum a cocktail or a loo cleaning fluid used in plane bathrooms? I'm confused !

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       You hit it right on the head, out of the ballpark, thread not so bad after all hold on I'll paste it from my hun
       
       brb

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    rebekahELLEposted 12 years ago

    maybe the mile high club?? 

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    Rebekah wins free round-trip airfare anywhere in the atmosphere courtesy of HubPages
    
    
    
    
    W I N N E R !!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Blue Bum officially revealed
    
    thank you for all participating in this game
    
    
    <note to HP no self promotion of any kind is intended here>
    
    Blue Bum Blue Bum No Fun Go Run huh?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    All facts in my hub are 100% true, proof provided
    
    thanks again, rebekah rocks!
    
    
    

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    rebekahELLEposted 12 years ago

    
    
    I'll let them know!
    
    and no, I'm not a member of MHC...
    
    
    but, yes, blondes do have more fun.

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Your amazing
       
       sorry just saw this now, I will email HubPages that it is official you have won, and they can proceed with processing ward certificate.
       
       Thus validATING YOU MAY USE 2 FREE ROUNDTRIP AIRFARE tickets to any destination in this Universe. [get as high as they pay fi=or ] you to.
       
       poop.  I may start doing avatar  changes  all in blonde look started at 88 this morning put  barbie up back to 93?????????????????????????? coincidence?  I wonder   
       
       Congratulations
       
       And your not a member *wink*   
       
       
       
       
       
       
       MILE HIGH CLUB FEMALE FOOTWEAR [ya ok sure]

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    blue bum thread from last night
    Which men here have suffered from Blue Bum, and how long did it last?
    Which men here have suffered from Blue Bum, and how long did it last? in the HubPages Travel and Places Forum
    
    QUESTION FIVE
    Revised while proofreading so um.... have you had Blue Bum?
    
    yes
    no
    huh? sorry didn't honestly read hub
    
    See results without voting
    What is and how do men get Blue Bum?
    Blue Bum is the most common, and clearly the most embarrassing condition every male MHC member risks getting.
    
    While there are priority cautions, one should use with the Mile High Club membership, Blue Bum is the most commonly forgotten disadvantage. Because airplane bathrooms are not designed for more than one person, finding a comfortable position for two isn't easy. The position most commonly used is for the man to sit on the toilet while his partner sits on his lap. See above.  (Note to HP staff, THIS IS NOT TO BE SUGGESTIVE  OF ANY ADULT CONTENT).
    
    Then, because of turbulence, the 'flush' button is accidentally hit repeatedly. Repeatedly causing the man's bum to be  suctioned into the toilet. Again. And again. And again. And again. This by itself would only cause redness and an awkward indentation in the shape of a toilet seat. Not so bad by itself. But, you ask, where does the blue part come in?  You know that blue stuff they put into airplane toilet water to sanitize it? That gets sprayed over and over and over again onto said bum, causing a blue stain that stays for precisely 6 weeks. To date no one has yet to find a solution for removing the Blue Bum stain.
    
    If you were not sharing the lavatory with your wife, this can obviously cause a problem. Hence the warning. Our only suggested solutions come from previous situations of this nature:
    
    A - Go on a very long business trip
    B - Get a six week headache
    C - Fight for 6 weeks constantly
    D - Never be in the mood therefore never remove your underwear (even if it's the same pair for 6 weeks)
    E - Drop your pants, drop your underwear and shake your booty like you just don't care, and laugh as  you tell your wife 'look what the guys at the office did to me now' (Warning: practice this thoroughly in the mirror before executing).
    F - If your wife knows what Blue Bum is, then it's fair game. 
    G - Just confess, and get on a flight. Now. No, Now! GO! NOW!!
    
    In conclusion, there is one bonus that comes from this: You'll never do it again. Right. Isn't that just like a man. Oh, and don't wear white pants.
    
    Blue Bum is not to be taken lightly. It is truly a pain in the ass. To date, we have never seen a case of female Blue Bum, although female Blue Hair and Face has been observed. (HP staff, referring to hair colour and makeup only).
    
    All of this we stipulate in our Membership rules. We strongly recommend you read the rules again to avoid any damage to loved ones. Within our rulebook many suggestions are made for step by step Two Person Lavatory Conversations.
    
    
    
    

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       critical BB syndrome information

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    bump
    
    
    
    good morning, can't find my pearls
    
    need my pearls
    
    LO

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    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    I looked for hub but didn't see it, what is the title?
    
    I must be blind.
    
    Or clueless. lol

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years ago

    oh sorry hub called
    
    Mile High Club, Members Only Only Hub
    
    first one now in my vast array of huboseeets
    
    I would post link but that's self promotion
    
    very cool if someone else did, just a thought  :
    
    let me know if you have any trouble, adore that picture btw
    
    

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       Diane Insideposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks Kim I'll check it out.  And thanks that pic is my neice and nephew (cousins) a few months apart.
       
       Now off to read.

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          xoxo

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             Diane Insideposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             So Kim is there a name for the had sex, used to have sex but no longer has sex club?
             
             Cause if so I'm in.

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                I swear your hilarious
                
                and there is such a club, not that I was the founder or anything namely The Had Used Longer Speed Club
                
                all fast land moving transportation
                
                oh my !!

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                   Diane Insideposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   You Slay me.

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