songs you never want to hear again

1. 0

   cosetteposted 14 years ago

   you can feel it all over by stevie wonder

   replyreport
   1. 0

      ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I sooo hate that song.
      Tip Toe through the tulips. ahhhhh!

      replyreport
      1. 74

         Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         ohhhh now I can hear that man!!! trilling his madness ouch

         replyreport
   2. 59

      Real Estate Ladyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm a big Stevie Wonder fan but I have to agree with you. . .that song is pretty annoying.
      
      It's called "Sir Duke," by the way

      replyreport
   3. 63

      Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The one I wrote for my second exwife that was sung at our wedding.
      LOL
      Really, I'm being serious.
      

      replyreport
2. 60

   Colebabieposted 14 years ago

   the macarena

   replyreport
   1. 60

      Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I hate the Macarena!

      replyreport
      1. 48

         BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I love it, reminds me of a Spanish Holiday in 96, jeeeez I was up singing it drunk as a skunk.  Do skunks ever get drunk ?

         replyreport
      2. 51

         shamelabboushposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I loathe it too.............

         replyreport
         1. 81

            manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Yes...Forgot about that one...Yikes!

            replyreport
3. 62

   Gemsongposted 14 years ago

   Mellow Yellow.
   
   Ice cream truck version of Waltzing Matilda. I hate summer.

   replyreport
4. 64

   Michael Achillesposted 14 years ago

   I will always love you-----Whitney Houston!

   replyreport
5. 0

   wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

   Okay, I'm old and can't remember who sings it, but here goes:
   
   "Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.  Twice on the pipes (knock knock) if the answer is no."  SHEESH.  Next on the list:  "Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree."  Great, now I'm singing both of them.

   replyreport
   1. 0

      ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's Tony Orlando and Dawn. hahaha

      replyreport
      1. 0

         wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         OMG, that's it.  Both are Tony Orlando and Dawn?  I guess I really do despise them...

         replyreport
      2. 77

         loveofnightposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         hay, i was going to say that

         replyreport
   2. 0

      sneakorocksolidposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I thought I had gotten those out of my head by now! You are an excellant judge of painfully bad music.

      replyreport
      1. 0

         wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Sorry, sneak.  Bad stuff, I know. 

         replyreport
6. 0

   cosetteposted 14 years ago

   haha!
   
   You're The Inspiration by Chicago.

   replyreport
   1. 0

      wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      "You're the meaning in my life, you're the inspiration". 
      
      Thanks, cosette.  Another one in the noggen.  Okay, take this:
      SHE BANGS!

      replyreport
      1. 0

         cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         aieee....!!!
         
         Don't Worry Be Happy. i HATED that song at first hearing.

         replyreport
   2. 81

      RooBeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I would like to add: all the other songs by Chicago
      

      replyreport
7. 68

   lrohnerposted 14 years ago

   Barbie Girl by Aqua. Never, ever, ever, ever, want to hear it again!

   replyreport
8. 0

   ralwusposted 14 years ago

   Help me. 'I love the flower girl .....flowers everywhere'...old song I always hated. Can't remember who did it.

   replyreport
   1. 60

      Colebabieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3PCtNuTXng
      

      replyreport
      1. 0

         ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Aw Chit. Now it will play in my head all night. That's it! LOL

         replyreport
   2. 59

      Real Estate Ladyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Wasn't that the Cowsills?

      replyreport
      1. 76

         Moonchild60posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I believe that was in fact the Cowsills and the name of the song was "The Rain, The Park and other things".  I loved that song I am afraid and most of the songs on this list...I am a music freak.
         
         However, if I never hear anything by Olivia Newton John for the rest of my life, I will be happy.

         replyreport
         1. 0

            ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            What!? No Olivia? LOL Don't blame ya on that one. hehe

            replyreport
   3. 80

      Uninvited Writerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I love that song The Cowsills, The Rain, The Park, and Other Things...

      replyreport
9. 0

   wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

   Forgot this one:  "Loving you is easy 'cause you're beautiful.  La la la la la, la la la la la....!"  Literally hurts my tympanic membrane.

   replyreport
   1. 74

      Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh yeaaaaa...this moody guy can see him now ...ewwww

      replyreport
   2. 0

      cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      haha i had to go look up "tympanic membrane"
      
      has anyone mentioned that "my humps" song yet?
      
      oh boy...

      replyreport
10. 62

    arrrgonautposted 14 years ago

    Any, and I mean ANY, version of Rudolf, the Red Nosed Reindeer.  Former Retail Slaves know what I'm talking about.

    replyreport
11. 85

    rebekahELLEposted 14 years ago

    Friend's theme song by the Rembrandts~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
    I will Always Love you by Whitney Houston~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    replyreport
12. 0

    sneakorocksolidposted 14 years ago

    Mandy.

    replyreport
    1. 81

       RooBeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Good one (and by good I mean bad)

       replyreport
    2. 81

       manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yes...Thank you! All Barry manilow hits can be retired...!

       replyreport
13. 85

    rebekahELLEposted 14 years ago

    just thought of one more~~
    
    It's a Small World After All ~ you know the song.

    replyreport
14. 67

    Michael Willisposted 14 years ago

    Any song by Willie Nelson!!!!! eeekkkkksssss
    
    I know he has a fan base, but to me...hearing his voice is like someone taking a pitch fork and scratching it across a chalkboard.

    replyreport
15. 59

    Real Estate Ladyposted 14 years ago

    oops. . .forgot to post my own!
    
    Anything by Neil Diamond. Like nails on a chalkboard.

    replyreport
    1. 81

       TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I love Neil, but my husband would definitely agree with you--he calls him Neil "Cubic Zirconia", hahaha...

       replyreport
       1. 0

          rednckwmnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          OMG LMAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA TOM!!! thats way too funny. How about Kenny Rogers? evey old lady's dream boat.

          replyreport
          1. 81

             TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Oh, I know--Tom cracks himself up everytime he says that, and he's been saying it for 20 years--he is so cute...
             
             Kenny Rogers, you don't like Kenny Rogers??? "Oh, Ruuuuuubyyyyy, don't take your love to town..."  what woman doesn't just melt when they hear those lyrics...

             replyreport
16. 67

    Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

    'Please Release Me'  by Dinglebert Bonkyadink Withoutme!
    
    '10 Guitars' by Everydrunk Sadbastardwithaguitar

    replyreport
17. 60

    tony0724posted 14 years ago

    I would like to submit a vote for " Livin La Vida Loca " It just makes my skin crawl when I think about It !

    replyreport
    1. 0

       wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'll double your vote.

       replyreport
       1. 81

          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hey tony and wordscribe I agree. Right up there!

          replyreport
18. 60

    spiritedstar25posted 14 years ago

    I absolutely HATE that song "Hello" by lionel richie.  It irritates me to the point that each individual tooth throbs when I hear it.

    replyreport
19. 85

    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    "My name is Sue..." Johny Cash
    
    drives me up the wall...incidentally that was my X's fave and he would play it and play it and play it some more

    replyreport
20. 0

    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Muh na muh na  is another one. Aw shiiit! Now it's in my dam head.

    replyreport
    1. 0

       rednckwmnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       HEY!! that was gunna be one of frog droppings funeral songs. 
       and my kids sing it all the time do do de do do.. rats, now its stuck in my head too!!!!

       replyreport
21. 81

    TamCorposted 14 years ago

    Some great choices here, but now they will all be running through my head the rest of the day, lol!
    
    My pick has to be "Hotel California" by the Eagles.

    replyreport
    1. 0

       ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh I love that song Tam.

       replyreport
       1. 81

          TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Oops, sorry Charlie!  I like it at first, until they played it 20 times an hour on the radio, lol...now Tom and I just groan when it comes on.
          
          Question for you, though--what's Muh na muh na????

          replyreport
          1. 67

             Ms Chievousposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I think Muh na ma na  is the only thing they sing in the whole song... they used to sing it on the Muppet Show if that helps..
             boy this post really dates me...

             replyreport
             1. 81

                TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Boy, I still don't recognize it! Do you have a link to it???

                replyreport
                1. 0

                   rednckwmnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   umm, I hope this isnt spamming, but on Mr. Vodoos hub, funeral songs, there is a link. We were really just talking about it. Wierd...
                   http://hubpages.com/hub/Whats-your-fune … the-living
                   
                   they say...doodoo de doodoo, doo do doo do doo doo, mahnahmahnah..and in some part they say..you never know..and it was on a commercial for a while too. like, a car commercial or something...

                   replyreport
                2. 0

                   ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   You asked for it Tam.
                   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxLnEg1Zc5o

                   replyreport
22. 0

    rednckwmnposted 14 years ago

    I would be more then happy if I never hear Taylor Swift again.

    replyreport
23. 74

    Simply Reddposted 14 years ago

    Achy Breaky Heart
    
    *shudders*

    replyreport
24. 71

    maven101posted 14 years ago

    Michael Jackson and choir singing " We are the World "...My cat runs out of the room when this smarmy tune is played...

    replyreport
    1. 0

       ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Right on Maven! I always cringe on hearing that dam song. Gee thanks, now I'm cringing again.

       replyreport
       1. 71

          maven101posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I don't think there is a cringing bone in your well seasoned body...

          replyreport
25. 81

    TamCorposted 14 years ago

    Okay--NOW I know the song, lol...thanks for the link!
    
    What was this before it was on the Muppets---Tom and I both know we've heard it before, but can't place it...
    
    I think it's kinda cute, lol...

    replyreport
26. 0

    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    It was and alway has been Mah na mah na. I remember first hearing it way back on the radio before Sesame street I am sure. Back before Rock 'n roll went FM

    replyreport
    1. 81

       TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That's what we thought--we were thinking maybe it was a theme song to a sitcom or one of those old comedy hour shows.

       replyreport
       1. 0

          ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          It was just a silly ole novelty song. It got to be annoying, still is to me.

          replyreport
    2. 74

       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ohhhhhhhh I just got it ...manama na...boo boop pee diddd manama....reh reh reh doobie dooooo

       replyreport
       1. 0

          ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Are we a lil slow? hehe crazy song anyway

          replyreport
          1. 74

             Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             hormones

             replyreport
27. 51

    shamelabboushposted 14 years ago

    I want to spend my lifetime loving you.........
    
    
    This song is brrrrrrrr... Gives me the chills!!!

    replyreport
28. 48

    BadCoposted 14 years ago

    Worst song ever was The Birdie Song by The Tweets, watch and weep !
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeswZaReE0I

    replyreport
    1. 81

       TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You know, I think they call that "The Chicken Dance" here, BadCo...either way,  it's hilarious,lol!

       replyreport
29. 48

    BadCoposted 14 years ago

    Or wait for it, Black Lace and Agadoo - Beat that if ya can !
    
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu-UkTv8tVk&NR=1

    replyreport
    1. 51

       shamelabboushposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       BC, this is THE most disgusting thin ever I don't think I'm gonna have dinner ICKYYYY...

       replyreport
       1. 48

          BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          It was a top holiday song in the UK, I actually think it hit number 1, jeeez I wish I hadn't have posted it as I am soddin well singin it now arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!

          replyreport
       2. 81

          manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I've got to see this one B.C. posted...and share in the agony...

          replyreport
          1. 51

             shamelabboushposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I don't really recommend if you have soft bowels

             replyreport
       3. 48

          BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I think anyone who commits a crime of violence should be made to listen to it for a whole week non stop lol !!
          
          That wud soon cut down on violent crimes !

          replyreport
          1. 81

             TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I just emailed the link to all my kids, lol....does that make me a bad mom????

             replyreport
             1. 48

                BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Lol why what did they do on you

                replyreport
                1. 81

                   TamCorposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   If you only knew just how many awful YouTube links they've sent to Me, haha...just thought I'd try turning the tables on them for a change--they won't expect it from Mom!

                   replyreport
                   1. 48

                      BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Well that will teach em then, once they listen to it they will then be humming it, singing it when they least expect it, they will become shunned by their neighbours, yup yer a bad MOM lol

                      replyreport
30. 81

    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    How about letting this one take a long holiday...Bee Gees: Staying Alive...How long has it been around? Please...don't use for a sound bite on anything about the 70's....AAAGH!

    replyreport
31. 48

    BadCoposted 14 years ago

    Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I shouldn't have joined this topic now I am singing the Birdie Song and it's not Thursday so I can't drink for solace

    replyreport
32. 81

    TamCorposted 14 years ago

    once they listen to it they will then be humming it, singing it when they least expect it
    
    That's my goal!

    replyreport
    1. 0

       rednckwmnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       like i said, my kids sing it all the time!!

       replyreport
33. 0

    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    BAd, I think you won. Those both are horrible and it dint take me long to hit the gong.

    replyreport
    1. 48

       BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I knew Black Lace wud win the day

       replyreport
34. 77

    loveofnightposted 14 years ago

    don't know who sings it but the song is: she's a brick house

    replyreport
    1. 61

       Mills Pposted 6 years agoin reply to this

       Brick House is by The Commodores.

       replyreport
35. 77

    loveofnightposted 14 years ago

    I have to get out of here because some of these songs are getting stuck in my head @#@@#

    replyreport
    1. 48

       BadCoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Lol tell me about it

       replyreport
36. 67

    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    You Light Up My Life
    
    Please. Never Again.

    replyreport
37. 85

    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    The Eagles (I think) I absolutely hate this song and yet I know most of the words...and those show how stupid song lyrics can be...'Love will keep us alive....'yeah right
    
    I was standing all alone against the world outside you were searching for a place to hide
    
    Lost and lonely now you've given me the will to survive
    When we're hungry, love will keep us alive
    
    Don't you worry sometimes you just gotta let it ride
    The world is changing, right before your eyes
    
    Now I've found you there's no more emptiness inside
    When we're hungry, love will keep us alive...............
    
    
    that would be pretty good on the grocery bill I would say

    replyreport
    1. 74

       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       LOL ZB that is one of my all time favourites!!!!
       
       The lyrics are soppy tis true , but better to be loved and hungry than unloved and still hungry ...lol
       
       Actually that Eagle Tim Shmit/Smith Native American musician ,his voice in that song -----so melodic.
       
       Of course The Eagles are probably my all favoutite bands ,so I might be a tad biased lol

       replyreport
38. 0

    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Wasn't that a silliness back then or what? LOL God awful.

    replyreport
39. 0

    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Oh, just got two more, Boy George, Culture Club:
    Karma Chameleon
    
    Do you really want to hurt me?

    replyreport
    1. 74

       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yea but I learned a new trick with mascara off Boy George

       replyreport
40. 74

    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    There is this song that was on the charts a few years back and having teenage sons music on the airwaves alot then , the song title is I think.
    
    "She f***king hates me"
    
    Think it came out maybe 2000 and I listened to a young band perform it as well ( we were visiting) and these guys were so happy to show me their musical abilities and all I could think of .....what cupcakes I would make latr on
    
    Just thought two things
    
    Lazy lyrics writer
    Promotional agents put their money into this stuff to exploit?

    replyreport
41. 0

    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Hahaha, he was good at that huh?

    replyreport
42. 74

    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    What about Achey breaky heart ...........pass me a bucket ewwwww

    replyreport
43. 74

    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    I must be odd cuz as much as love Barry White , I remember a guy once who flicked that on his stereo as soon as I walked in and I did this and couldnt stop......ahahaha

    replyreport
44. 80

    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    This song has the stupidest lyrics...
    
    Obsession by Animotion
    
    "Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?" wtf?
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjLT3zY1aRI

    replyreport
45. 72

    Robin Layneposted 14 years ago

    Copa Cabana (however that's spelled) by Barry Manlow
    and Love Will Keep Us Together by Captain and Teneile

    replyreport
46. 80

    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    Her name was Lola...she was a showgirl

    replyreport
    1. 74

       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       UV quit it I was tyrin to forget it

       replyreport
47. 85

    Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years ago

    This is the king of songs you never want to hear again
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

    replyreport
    1. 80

       Uninvited Writerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       "Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum"
       
       I didn't even have to listen to it
       
       Lol, I accidentally reported this and sent it to the hubteam They will be singing that song all day at the office I bet.

       replyreport
       1. 85

          Zsuzsy Beeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ouch...I feel the headaches coming on

          replyreport
48. 0

    \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago

    If you're Irish step into the parlour, there's a welcome there for you......
    
    all the elderly sing it all the time, drives me nuts

    replyreport
49. 66

    torimariposted 14 years ago

    Birthday Sex

    replyreport
50. 60

    Lady_Eposted 14 years ago

    "We are the Cheeky girls"
    
    by the Cheeky girls.

    replyreport