Opening lines to some of my favorite jokes

  1. tobey100 profile image61
    tobey100posted 4 years ago

    Have you ever noticed the opening lines to quite a few jokes are funnier that the joke itself?  The first line should be so outrageous no one can possibly guess where you're going with the joke.  Here are just a few of mine.

    Two frogs are at the beach......
    A nun and a camel are on a train.....
    My grandmother noticed her dog had a funny look on his face.....
    A tatoo artist finds a lizard in his bathroom........

    Feel free to add on

  2. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago

    A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar...

    1. tobey100 profile image61
      tobey100posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Now I'd like to hear the rest of that one!

 
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