let's be sarcastic

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  1. marinealways24 profile image59
    marinealways24posted 14 years ago

    This is just for fun, hopefully no one will take anything personal and get their feelings hurt. I would like to focus the thread on sarcastic statements.


    Did you have a good day today?

    1. TrinaLynne profile image70
      TrinaLynneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Let's see I worked myself senseless, I haven't quite regained my voice back, I'm having a nicotine fit because I'm trying to stop smoking and my 4 year old continuously jumped up and down on me while I was trying to type. How do you think my day was?

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      Writer Riderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Let's not. I've been thinking a lot about sarcasm and have come to the conclusion that it's a waste of time (unless done so in a light way). Why spread angst?

      1. viryabo profile image94
        viryaboposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I think its fun, and im enjoying every bit of it.

  2. enderw1ggins profile image61
    enderw1gginsposted 14 years ago

    Your mother and I went on a picnic what do you think?

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think you are sick and wrong. My mom turned herself into a man! Sicko! How was the picnic?

      1. kmackey32 profile image65
        kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        HAHAHA OMG!!!

    2. anjalichugh profile image69
      anjalichughposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Wow ! lol lol lol

    3. Davinagirl3 profile image60
      Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Then I made your sister put on an evening dress and clean my toilet...

      1. enderw1ggins profile image61
        enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Is this a "trash talk thread" challenge? Well, I accept nave!

        1. apeksha profile image67
          apekshaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I told u both to slap each other ...

          1. enderw1ggins profile image61
            enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Winner of the spelling bee showed up!

            1. apeksha profile image67
              apekshaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I have to tell his sister to do so again..
              you show up ur eyes...

              1. enderw1ggins profile image61
                enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                My sister can help polish your peg leg!

                1. apeksha profile image67
                  apekshaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I will polish ur brain..

                  1. Pete Maida profile image60
                    Pete Maidaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    It wouldn't help.

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    Yes I really had a good day going to the grocery store and cooking and cleaning ...anything else you wanna peg on?

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You obviously didn't get any sex today with your sickening attitude! lol

    2. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hey, when you're done doing those chores the toilet needs cleaning and i need a foot massage.

      1. marinealways24 profile image59
        marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol

      2. viryabo profile image94
        viryaboposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        So just flush the toilet and use the toilet brush to massage your feet.

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    Leta Sposted 14 years ago

    Oh, heck, yeah.  I had a great day.  As much fun as you can have sitting in an extended cubicle and hoping people aren't looking over your shoulder while you bone up on all the new Sarah Palin news...  Only to come home a find out your bf bought a old Jaguar he didn't tell you about, specially when he owes you $2500.

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Sounds like a personal problem to me. Sucks to be you! lol Maybe your next bf should have a job!

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        Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol...a little bit right, since he works fer himself..

        At least he wasn't in the Marines!  Army beats Marines, so he says.

        1. marinealways24 profile image59
          marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          He only says that because he got beat by a Marine! lol

          1. curiozities profile image60
            curiozitiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Everyone knows the only thing Marines beat Army at is getting the lowest ASVAB scores.

            smile

            1. marinealways24 profile image59
              marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Asvab Smasvab, Marines don't need the stinking asvab, they actually fight instead of spectate! lol

              1. curiozities profile image60
                curiozitiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Uncle Sam's Misguided Children, haven't y'all ever heard of fighting SMART? 

                big_smile

                1. enderw1ggins profile image61
                  enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Listen here screech...we've had enough nerd talk you carnie.

                  1. curiozities profile image60
                    curiozitiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    Carnie?  Ewwww, takes one to know one!  LOL!

                2. marinealways24 profile image59
                  marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I plead the 5th

      2. enderw1ggins profile image61
        enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        And do something about those warts.

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          Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          And where would those be?  Anybody with the audacity to take on a screen name like yours..  Bleh!  Not worth the cyber paper, wink.

        2. marinealways24 profile image59
          marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol damn, getting heated

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    You know nothing, nothing....whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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      Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, I've been told that a lot recently...

    2. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well, you you didn't get an orgasm!

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    What is that by the way?

  7. profile image0
    annvansposted 14 years ago

    listen here marinealways24, change yer waze or I will have to step in.

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah yeah, go turn the tv and get me a beer.

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        annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Get yer own beer and I will bust the television if you don't behave!

        1. marinealways24 profile image59
          marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Beer Woman ---------> Go, Beer, Now, take the cap off also if you don't mind. Get out of the way, i'm watching the game.

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            annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            More like this........pay my bills dude or get outta my house.

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            dennisemattposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            "if you don't mind."?!!! your not very good at this...   smile

            1. marinealways24 profile image59
              marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I'm not very good at a lot of things but I continue to have faith!

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                dennisemattposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                lol  crap..that wasnt very sarcastic...Ill be back!!

                1. marinealways24 profile image59
                  marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  It was secretly sarcastic. I think I am good at lots of things, maybe not this thread however as you pointed out. lol

            2. Davinagirl3 profile image60
              Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              "The dinner was cold because you didn't bring it to me fast enough.  Now stop washing those dishes while I eat.  I makes me nervous... and warm up this steak." See, I had a father at home.

              1. marinealways24 profile image59
                marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                lol

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                dennisemattposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                my dad used to throw the plate at the wall, and yell "MAKE IT AGAIN!!!!!"

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    Then take yer foot and swish it around in the terlit, that'll do both

  9. lrohner profile image69
    lrohnerposted 14 years ago

    Yer mother wears army boots.  YEE HAW!

    1. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Your mom has got play-doh teeth.

    2. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Army boots don't usually have handcuff's and pink furry laces attached. Does she play with rifles also?

  10. enderw1ggins profile image61
    enderw1gginsposted 14 years ago

    Lita is about as much fun as throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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      Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Blast!  From the past! ....way from the past, Dood! wink

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    Hot dogs are best thrown over mountains when you are a kid on vacation with yer parents and you get in big trouble.

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You know all about the hotdog experience huh? Do you like mayo on your dog?

      1. enderw1ggins profile image61
        enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I do from you man-mom! I was young and experimenting...sue me

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        annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I may be the internet police, calm it down in here or else.

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    Imma tell hubpages and get 'er shut down on this thread tongue

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol I see a short future

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        annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Yes, I see a short future too...yers  lol

        1. marinealways24 profile image59
          marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Wouldn't be a first lol

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    annvansposted 14 years ago

    Time to get off the internet now.

    1. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Time for me to get off the crack that marine's mama gave me

      1. marinealways24 profile image59
        marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You need to get off something that she gave you so you can get your manhood back.

        1. enderw1ggins profile image61
          enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hey now that i dont have outbreaks as frequently I can go horseback riding! Need to saddle up and shoe lita.

  14. my-success-guru profile image56
    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    You guys OK! and wooomen are all Brilliant!!! LOL LOL LOL

    OH OHH my stomach hurts ahhhh!!!

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Stop swallowing!

    2. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You look like the bad dancer from Footloose

      1. marinealways24 profile image59
        marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You look like the terminator just smoked a pack of cigarettes!

  15. my-success-guru profile image56
    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    Are you all earning two cents yet with Google Adsense AHHHHH Ahh!!! Auh ummm maybe I shoudn't laugh yet until I earn this much. No I think I will laugh anyway Ahhhhhh!!!

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Adsense just got bought out by Obama, still laughing?

      1. curiozities profile image60
        curiozitiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        That explains why they actually TOOK money from my account!

        1. marinealways24 profile image59
          marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Plus you have to pay taxes on what they took.

          1. enderw1ggins profile image61
            enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Thats cool man at least you get it back with all that foodstamp action!

            1. marinealways24 profile image59
              marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Unemployment. lol

              1. enderw1ggins profile image61
                enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I'm not even gonna clown ya

            2. curiozities profile image60
              curiozitiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Pretty soon we're ALL going to be on foodstamps after they take all our money.

              1. marinealways24 profile image59
                marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this
                1. enderw1ggins profile image61
                  enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Life is pretty good!

                  1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
                    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    Whose Life?
                    Your Life?

          2. curiozities profile image60
            curiozitiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            LMAO!  Ain't that the truth!

  16. Eric Graudins profile image60
    Eric Graudinsposted 14 years ago

    So where's the sarcasm?

    All I can see is kindergarden level abuse.

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Grandpa, you don't want any, it's past your bedtime!

      Take some viagra and find your youth!!!

      1. enderw1ggins profile image61
        enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Eric that's gotta sting dood!

        1. Eric Graudins profile image60
          Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Sting?  Hell No.
          Eventually he'll grow up a bit and learn about timezones, and realise that it's in the middle of the day here.

          And I don't need viagra, and he probably says he doesn't need it either. I'd agree, because he's doing a great job of being a big prick without it smile

          1. enderw1ggins profile image61
            enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            You totally rock!!

            1. Eric Graudins profile image60
              Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Thank You.
              Just treat it as a little lesson in the difference between abuse and sarcasm.
              Oh no.
              Wait.
              That would bring this thread back on topic.

              And we DEFINITELY couldn't have that!

              1. marinealways24 profile image59
                marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                We must have order!

              2. enderw1ggins profile image61
                enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I better get outa this joint before i use up all my Jesus forgives me points!

                1. Eric Graudins profile image60
                  Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Got bad news for you. They were all used up 9 days ago, and you've been running on credit ever since.
                  So you've got to be a good boy for a L-O-N-G time now.
                  Bye for now. Have to go back to the real world.

          2. marinealways24 profile image59
            marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            lol

            1. Eric Graudins profile image60
              Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Actually marine, I reckon you've got two of them.
              You can't get as silly as you are playing with just one lol

    2. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Listen up Sean Connery...well ok you're right. But I'm having fun!

    3. curiozities profile image60
      curiozitiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      At least it's not PRE-K level abuse.  We do have our standards here, you know.  big_smile

      1. enderw1ggins profile image61
        enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Thats carnie wisdom bee-yotch!

        1. curiozities profile image60
          curiozitiesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Enlighten us, O Wise One! smile

  17. lrohner profile image69
    lrohnerposted 14 years ago

    And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

    1. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That you look like a weinerdog!

      1. lrohner profile image69
        lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah well, whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed! smile

        1. frogdropping profile image76
          frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          And who threw you a peanut ... smile

          1. lrohner profile image69
            lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            How did you know my doxie's name is Peanut??? smile

            Too many freaks...not enough circuses... big_smile

        2. enderw1ggins profile image61
          enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I was going for Fonzie....dang

  18. my-success-guru profile image56
    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    Ahhhh that was funny ahhh not! actually it was funny but I shouldn't say that here. Don't worry I'll get you next time!!!

    1. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Whatcha talkin bout Fred Astaire?

      1. my-success-guru profile image56
        my-success-guruposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        What I couldn't hear you Fred Flinstone flin or flint? Ahhhhh

        1. enderw1ggins profile image61
          enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Yabba dabba doo!!

  19. Uninvited Writer profile image80
    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    Could this thread BE any more convoluted?

    (Disclaimer: In case anyone is offended...that is sarcasm a la Chandler Bing:) )

    1. profile image54
      brummygurlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      you gotta love chandlers sense of humor....
      Hi, I'm Chandler. Could i BE wearing anymore clothes?

  20. my-success-guru profile image56
    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    Yes now that you joined aaaaaahhh

  21. Beth100 profile image70
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    The "real" world?  And what's this...Fantasy Island???!!

    1. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      HOLY FRAKIN MOLEY!!!!!

    2. Eric Graudins profile image60
      Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm surprised that you need to ask that question.

      1. enderw1ggins profile image61
        enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Hey Michael McDonald...i think you need to quit the doobies for good.

  22. Beth100 profile image70
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    What's that suppose to mean?!

    1. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That was well played my friend! I'm still laughing my butt off! Burn me next!!!

  23. Mighty Mom profile image78
    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    Speaking of Fantasy Island... Hey -- your face looks like fine corinthian leather.

    1. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Speaking of fine Corinthian leather, get back in the basement gimp!

  24. Mark Knowles profile image59
    Mark Knowlesposted 14 years ago

    What a stunning display of wit and intelligence. wink

    Off on vacation - see you guys in 2 weeks. big_smile

  25. my-success-guru profile image56
    my-success-guruposted 14 years ago

    You must be refering to you Ahhhhhhhhh!

    1. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Woah, the circus midget is back and he's taking no prisoners! Didn't i see you wearing zebra striped chaps, riding a tricycle and spinning plates?

  26. profile image0
    Ghost32posted 14 years ago

    Oh, I don't know 'bout that.  'Twas Ender's name got me to actually click on this thread.  As in, with a name like that, he's gotta have game....

    1. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Dood I know you're a true sci-fi fan but you stepped into the wrong neighborhood vato!

      Has anybody ever told you that gypsies were outa style homes?

  27. profile image0
    Ghost32posted 14 years ago

    Yeah, I've heard that, but since we steal your kids on the way out, we're all good.

    1. enderw1ggins profile image61
      enderw1gginsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I like your style, transient!

  28. profile image0
    Ghost32posted 14 years ago

    Thanks, gameboy. 

    Hate to hit & run for the night, but time wounds all heels....

  29. profile image0
    annvansposted 14 years ago

    Bless ya'lls hearts being up all night in this thread, outta be ashamed of yerselves for this one!  Poor marinealways24 spent hours in here poking back at others instead of letting them be sarcastic.  Bet he is still lurking around in here instead of sleeping.

    1. marinealways24 profile image59
      marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

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        annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I knew he was lurking in here still...geez whata life!

        1. marinealways24 profile image59
          marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Just thought I would check back in to see if you got the thread shut down. lol

          1. profile image0
            annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah it does need to be since you are still lurkin around in here.  Now...beat it bubba!

            1. marinealways24 profile image59
              marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Just like a woman to kick a man off of his own thread. lol

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                annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
                1. marinealways24 profile image59
                  marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I'm married, my only option is to "beat it".

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                    annvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  30. Pearldiver profile image66
    Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

    "OMG... I just realised that Really Is a Zit on the end of your nose... Sorry... You were Saying?"

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image73
      Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol When the zit is on ya butt ,reality really bites!

  31. frogdropping profile image76
    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    Yeah yeah. Excuses excuses ... too many clowns, not enough greasepaint neutral

    1. lrohner profile image69
      lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, how did you know my doxie's name was peanut? You! Off of my planet...now!

      1. viryabo profile image94
        viryaboposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Well i smelt doxie 2 miles away. Thought i was caged in a peanut factory.

        1. lrohner profile image69
          lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?  smile

          1. viryabo profile image94
            viryaboposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Ok. I understand. Deodorising doxie does take a while.

            1. lrohner profile image69
              lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. lol

              1. Beth100 profile image70
                Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Are your eyes opened or closed?  lol

                1. lrohner profile image69
                  lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
              2. viryabo profile image94
                viryaboposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                You are allowed a shut-eye. Will be right back. Need to see what Chief Google Adsense is doing to my earnings. He keeps zeroing in on me, 0.00, 0.00, 0.00. And you caused my distraction.

  32. nicomp profile image62
    nicompposted 14 years ago

    Yeah, sure, like I would ever be sarcastic.

    1. apeksha profile image67
      apekshaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      As ur shadow shows of of ur nature...u must be like that..please click pic of us on cycle..I wan see shadow..

      1. nicomp profile image62
        nicompposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Buy a consonant!

        (Remember, this is the sarcastic thread. I'm just kidding!)

        1. apeksha profile image67
          apekshaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I can see ..what u have in this shadow..

        2. marinealways24 profile image59
          marinealways24posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol

  33. Beth100 profile image70
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    lol  wink

  34. frogdropping profile image76
    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    ... not wanting to name names or anything *apeksha* but ...

  35. nikitasnow2 profile image59
    nikitasnow2posted 14 years ago

    I had a fantadelicious day, but yours? I wonder

    1. viryabo profile image94
      viryaboposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I had a finger-clicking, yummy-delic, forum-licious day today. Seems im gonna have a great night tongue

  36. Beth100 profile image70
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Aren't you just a thrill!?!

    Who needs a hair cut...my canines are getting too long....chomp chomp chomp

  37. Beth100 profile image70
    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Hey, Irohner, you're drooling.....  lol

  38. profile image0
    annvansposted 14 years ago

    k, why arent my posts working?

    1. viryabo profile image94
      viryaboposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Probably Usmanali gobbled them all up. Now PP has to burp him! big_smile

    2. apeksha profile image67
      apekshaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      because those were very fantastic..

 
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