I'm feeling somewhat down today...

1. 60

   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   Who wants to perk me up!?!

   replyreport
2. 78

   mega1posted 12 years ago

   OK - care to dance?
   
   

   replyreport
   1. 60

      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Excellent!

      replyreport
   2. 70

      Paradise7posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Love it! I was gonna give him some flowers, but yours is better.

      replyreport
      1. 60

         paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks for the thought. I'm actually starting to perk up a little.

         replyreport
3. 60

   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   What a truly slow day...
   
   I think I'll have a Twinkie.

   replyreport
4. 61

   Hollie Thomasposted 12 years ago

   So that's where my black court shoes got to. That child never moves but I swear they're a thief.

   replyreport
   1. 60

      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Hollie!

      replyreport
      1. 61

         Hollie Thomasposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         PDS

         replyreport
5. 60

   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   I was all depressed last night, so I called "Lifeline".
   
   Got a call center in Pakistan.
   
   I told them I was suicidal.
   
   They got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

   replyreport
   1. 61

      Druid Dudeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      O.K., if I can roll with that... If, when you get to Paradise you get 72 virgins, whats supposed to happen on day 73 of eternity. Now you're stuck with 72 PMSing former virgins. And another thing...what do the women get? They get their virginity back...which they could care less about by this time...but, at the most, it's only for 72 days!

      replyreport
      1. 60

         paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Awesome avatar by-the-by.

         replyreport
      2. 61

         Druid Dudeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Please, no death threats. I was forced to ask those questions; I'm being held captive by George Bush and Dick Cheney! HELP!!!

         replyreport
         1. 77

            kirstenblogposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Why are they giving you internet access?!?! Are they really that dumb?

            replyreport
6. 60

   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."  But another voice kept saying, "Paradigmsearch, you are a veterinarian."

   replyreport
7. 77

   Mighty Momposted 12 years ago

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weA8piXx … re=related
   
   
   Here ya go, Para
   This little guy will cheer you right up.
   
   Just don't think about the bigger issue.
   You know. Like global warming 'n melting polar ice caps 'n stuff.

   replyreport
   1. 60

      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks, MM. That was a nice one.

      replyreport
8. 60

   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   Where did January go!!!???!!!
   
   Feels like the whole month lasted about a week. Scary.

   replyreport
   1. 74

      Richieb799posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      It feels longer when you get paid monthly like me lol

      replyreport
9. 60

   paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

   I want to die peacefully and in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming and crying like his passengers.

   replyreport
   1. 74

      Richieb799posted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Just be thankful you haven't been plagued by mouth ulcers like me :[  I've tried that mouth ulcer plaster type stuff which is good but mouth ulcers usually last a few days

      replyreport
      1. 60

         recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

         None of the remedies work as well as rinsing your mouth out with hot salt water,  as hot as you can hold in your mouth, and about two heaped teaspoonsful in a quarter pint of hot water, dissolve it well.   I found that some of the remedies made them worse, and I am even allergic to one of the most popular, and to dentyne chewing gum !  they proliferate the damn things !

         replyreport
10. 68

    Terri Meredithposted 12 years ago

    
    
    
    I'm dedicating this hour to being happy!!!  Are you perking up yet?

    replyreport
    1. 60

       paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       It comes and goes...

       replyreport
       1. 60

          recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          That will cheer you up, as long as he leaves you with a smile

          replyreport
       2. 61

          Hollie Thomasposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Yes, but it always comes around again tomorrow.

          replyreport