Your writing is beautiful and sincere and is starting to soften my cold hard heart. Yes, it is a well established fact that Thomas Jefferson did indeed father 17 children with his slave wife Martha Washington. This fact explains why so many black people in this country are named Jefferson or Washington.
The great white race of our country has tried to assuage the anger of that historic family by offering reparations. First, we renamed one of our most prominent and successful states Washington - formerly known as Klantucky. Secondly we developed a situational comedy for television starring the decendants of the family known as "The Jeffersons". This show was required viewing for all white people during the 70's to educate us about the plight faced by our former property.
Despite these kind gestures, some black people continue to harbor bad feelings toward Whitey and have successfully installed a black tyrant to rule over us. You may not have followed our election closely, but the opposing party - the Republicans- fielded an intellectual powerhouse of a team that would have won any election that was not rigged. Sarah Palin continues to fight the good fight by doing critical work such as exposing Barack Hussein Obama's sinister plan to euthanize old white people and those with Down's syndrome.
I fear all is lost for white folks. Montana was to be our last refuge, but now Obama has even planned a scouting mission there this week to pre target all of our great hiding places.
Remember us when we have perished. Remember the many great things we were able to contribute to society before we were wiped out by the microbes: light beer, laminate flooring, and The Gap.
God be with you, or whatever you call that elephant thingy you heathens worship.