What is the silliest thing you have said (or asked) as a kid?

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   cheerfulnutsposted 12 years ago

   What is the silliest thing you have said (or asked) as a kid?
   
   I asked my mom if giving birth was difficult. She said yes. I asked her if it felt the same way as pooping. She didn't give it much thought and simply said yes. Then I told her it must be really hard. LOL

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   nabeelplusposted 12 years ago

   thats was really funny, well when i was in 1st grade i asked my class teacher if she can teach me how to have a kid so that i can be the youngest father.

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   lovelife08posted 12 years ago

   I don't remember how old I was, but I remember playing some sort of word game as a kid with my family, and I had to say "orthodontist".  But instead it came out "orthodunctionist".  I didn't realize it was wrong, so I had no idea what everyone was laughing at.

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   ChristinSposted 12 years ago

   My mother still tells this story 30 some years later...
   
   she was standing at the mirror and I was maybe 5 or 6 and I asked her "can I put on makeup too mommy"? and she said "No, you don't need makeup because your such a pretty little girl" - I sat and pondered a second and then asked "but what if I grow up and have a face like yours?"
   
   yes - have never lived it down lol

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   loneparentgigglesposted 12 years ago

   My Mum plagued me with this story not long ago...
   
   "when you were little you saw a dog sniffing the base of a lamp post... as I'd brought you up not to sniff and to blow your nose when you needed it you ever so sweetly offered the dog's owner a tissue for his dogs runny nose and sniffles..." How humiliating.
   
   However, the one thing I remember ever so clearly is calling my teacher Dad very loudly in front of my hole class at the age of 15... I never lived that one down.

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