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Reasons Why We Should Not Exercise in the Buff

  1. Easy Exercise profile image90
    Easy Exerciseposted 22 months ago

    Oh, let's play and have fun with this question. We talk about exercise, I actively seek to write motivational pieces on exercise but let's see if we together can hit the funny bone with the subject being exercising naked.

    Reminder - keep it clean, innuendo is the very best, evocative is ok but it has to be a clean evocative with a double meaning so even your Grandmother or your 8 year old can listen in.

    Specific goal is to evoke an emotion - specifically laugh out loud!

    (Word definitions: innuendo: an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one. evocative: tending or serving to evoke.)

    Enough said, let's see what the team can rouse with this tantalizing question.

    1. R K Beran profile image58
      R K Beranposted 20 months ago in reply to this

      http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/newtons-cradle-1.jpg

      Why I (as a man) wouldn't exercise in the buff: because the same physics applies--even with a more reasonable number!

      HAHA! This is a fun forum. Thanks, Easy Exercise!

  2. tlcs profile image80
    tlcsposted 22 months ago

    O.k. Easy Exercise, you start the ball rolling!

    1. peachpurple profile image78
      peachpurpleposted 22 months ago in reply to this

      Yeah let us start by brisk walking

  3. Valeant profile image89
    Valeantposted 22 months ago

    Yoga becomes Kama Sutra.

  4. grand old lady profile image88
    grand old ladyposted 22 months ago

    Since I'm a senior citizen, I'm allowed to be corny. Kama in tagalog means bed, and sutra means sew. So, I can do it on my kama with my blanket that was sutrad. Please, don't kill me fellow hubbers...

  5. lisavollrath profile image89
    lisavollrathposted 22 months ago

    Seriously? If I exercised naked, someone might lose an eye.

  6. Chriswillman90 profile image92
    Chriswillman90posted 22 months ago

    It's a humorous question, but I'm sure no one wants to get injured, and you definitely don't want to injure certain parts of your body.

  7. Pawpawwrites profile image60
    Pawpawwritesposted 22 months ago

    We have cats.....enough said.

  8. FatFreddysCat profile image93
    FatFreddysCatposted 22 months ago

    It wouldn't be safe for the neighbors. My pale whiteness would blind everyone in a five mile radius.

  9. Kathryn L Hill profile image84
    Kathryn L Hillposted 22 months ago

    I disagree.

 
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