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Reasons Why We Should Not Exercise in the Buff

  1. Easy Exercise profile image86
    Easy Exerciseposted 2 years ago

    Oh, let's play and have fun with this question. We talk about exercise, I actively seek to write motivational pieces on exercise but let's see if we together can hit the funny bone with the subject being exercising naked.

    Reminder - keep it clean, innuendo is the very best, evocative is ok but it has to be a clean evocative with a double meaning so even your Grandmother or your 8 year old can listen in.

    Specific goal is to evoke an emotion - specifically laugh out loud!

    (Word definitions: innuendo: an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one. evocative: tending or serving to evoke.)

    Enough said, let's see what the team can rouse with this tantalizing question.

    1. R K Beran profile image59
      R K Beranposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/newtons-cradle-1.jpg

      Why I (as a man) wouldn't exercise in the buff: because the same physics applies--even with a more reasonable number!

      HAHA! This is a fun forum. Thanks, Easy Exercise!

  2. tlcs profile image80
    tlcsposted 2 years ago

    O.k. Easy Exercise, you start the ball rolling!

    1. peachpurple profile image76
      peachpurpleposted 2 years ago in reply to this

      Yeah let us start by brisk walking

  3. Valeant profile image89
    Valeantposted 2 years ago

    Yoga becomes Kama Sutra.

  4. grand old lady profile image91
    grand old ladyposted 2 years ago

    Since I'm a senior citizen, I'm allowed to be corny. Kama in tagalog means bed, and sutra means sew. So, I can do it on my kama with my blanket that was sutrad. Please, don't kill me fellow hubbers...

  5. lisavollrath profile image92
    lisavollrathposted 2 years ago

    Seriously? If I exercised naked, someone might lose an eye.

  6. Chriswillman90 profile image94
    Chriswillman90posted 2 years ago

    It's a humorous question, but I'm sure no one wants to get injured, and you definitely don't want to injure certain parts of your body.

  7. Pawpawwrites profile image61
    Pawpawwritesposted 2 years ago

    We have cats.....enough said.

  8. FatFreddysCat profile image91
    FatFreddysCatposted 2 years ago

    It wouldn't be safe for the neighbors. My pale whiteness would blind everyone in a five mile radius.

  9. Kathryn L Hill profile image87
    Kathryn L Hillposted 2 years ago

    I disagree.

 
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