Radio commentator Rush Limbaugh announced today that he is getting a divorce from his fourth wife, Kathryn Rogers. Limbaugh blamed his marital problems on President Obama's support for gay marriage, claiming that his own relationship simply could not take the strain of Obama's "war on traditional marriage".
"So there you have it, folks. This is what an Obama presidency has come down to. Forcing butch, straight males to marry their long-time traveling companions against their will. And I can assure you, it IS against my will. It really is. Now where's my wedding planner? I want to choose my cake and bouquet. Hey, I wonder if Elton John will agree to be my best man..."
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well he's no Howard Stern, nor is he funny
I thought this clown promised to move to Costa Rica if Obamacare was passed. It's been a couple years now and he's still around! By the way, Costa Rica has universal healthcare.
Perhaps your commenters can't understand the word "satire". Or they are just wishful.
I think he's getting divorced cause he really doesn't like women. take that however you want to.
No kids? 4 wives? tsk tsk...must have been using birth control, or just not having sex.
Bishops...I expect a huge reprimand!
I could care less what this clown says. This ass***e bashes Obama same sex marriage support, which is far more stable than any heterosexual amrriage by many times over, and he's going for divorse #4? Maybe he and others may learn something from the married gays and lesbians. The sad and pathetic part is the feeble minded Limbaugh followers who buys into his crap and thinks he's the second coming.
Wait a minute, does this mean I can't marry my goldfish??? We've already sent out invitations! (to all the suckers).
Rush Limbaugh, a source of endless mirth.
Actually, if you want to have some provocative fun, the next time a belligerent hunter talks about his rights, tell him he just wants to marry his hunting dog.
Joking aside, a conscientious hunter is often the best conservationist (if not conversationalist!)
(NO! I don't want to start a debate on hunting!!)
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Not a bad idea! ROFLOL (Let's see how much flack I get for this one!) AFLACK!!!!!
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