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Is the Guy between your legs really what makes you a real man??

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    incomenewsposted 7 years ago

    Every time I ask a bloke "what makes you a real man?" he goes ahead and points to the other guy... you know the one that lives between your legs..

    So is that really true? I mean if we got rid of big Joe, Anaconda, Fire extinguisher or whatever you call him... would you cease to be a real man??

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      Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Of course not! Some men might be well endowed in that area and yet behave like little girls or spoiled boys. What makes a man a man isn't much different than what makes a woman, a woman.

    2. DogSiDaed profile image61
      DogSiDaedposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Scientifically? hmmm perhaps. In the sense you're talking about, probably not.

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      Richieb799posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Anaconda? I thought the joke was always 'Im going to siphen the python' lol

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    Brenda Durhamposted 7 years ago

    lol
    This will make for a lively topic.
    Think I'll just sit back and watch the responses.....

  3. Jeffrey Neal profile image87
    Jeffrey Nealposted 7 years ago

    I think it's actually the danglies that hang below. wink

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    Fire extinguisher? Hmmm, now why didn't I think of that one?

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      wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You've never played Fireman?

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        Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I've written my name in the snow; does that count?

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          wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          That depends on how long your name is.

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            Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Well, my real name is: Thaddeus Jebediah Phillipio James Theodore Arnold Guy Nelson III.

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              incomenewsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              bloody hell! don't you get a headache with all them names?

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                Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                No, but I sure do feel a hell of a lot better when I'm finished! lol

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              wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Wow.
              I'm completely impressed with your... kidneys... if you can pull that off...

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                Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Bout basketball-sized, ya. Some of my friends call me the Camel.

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                  wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  heh heh.
                  I said pull it off.

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                    Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    I wanted to respond to that one, but I thought you'd zero in on me for that, so instead, I lost out on a good one! lol

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                Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                plus, hes from Maine. It takes some...uhhh...balls to piss in the snow there!!!!

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                mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                I wouldn't go pulling things off now . . .  there'd be so few men left aroun here!  big_smile:

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                  Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  lol

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              cheaptrickposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              If you have that tattooed on your cucumber you must have Lots of GFs  smile...

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                Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                noooo..it would have to be a hndred dollar bill...ya know.....money to blow?

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                  Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Giggity?

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                    Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    goo smile
                    i gotta run, have a good one

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              AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Well that is certainly a nifty name! smile

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          incomenewsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          did you just change your avatar?

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            Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Yeah, several times today big_smile

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              incomenewsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I prefer the previous one of was it the real you?

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                Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Yup. I posted it for fun; no harm I figure. big_smile

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        Ghost32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yeah, but putting out any inferno bigger than a birthday candle was pretty much beyond my abilities.

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    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    Yes and no. It depends on the brain that goes with it.

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      incomenewsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I thought the guy in between is the brain?? to my knowledge men have no brains. smile

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        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        what about Einstein then ?

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          incomenewsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          he had no brain.. just a head full of jellyfish no wonder he got too many ideas.. is he the one that invented electricity?

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            tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol lol lol
            No!

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              Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              He invented the TV. big_smile

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                tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                lol

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                  DogSiDaedposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  I wish that comment had been on facebook... I'd have Lamebooked it straight away tongue

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                  Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  NO   The internet!! oh yeah, that was Al Gore......nevermind

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                    Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    I thought he invented Global Warming.....

            2. wyanjen profile image87
              wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              No, you're thinking of Albert Franklin.

            3. DogSiDaed profile image61
              DogSiDaedposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              To be more specific, electricity was not invented. It always existed but was discovered smile In 1550 by William Gilbert most people now think. Most people think it was Edison or Tesla. Edison invented the lightbulb, and Tesla the Tesla coil, to show electricities effects and such.

              Einstein is famous for E=MC^2, the equation linking mass and energy, along with other things that you can read about in far more detail than I can write tongue

              Edit: Not 1550, what am I on about... he was 6 then xD

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        Poppa Bluesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Ouch! That's sexist! tongue

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        Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Apparently, those people don't use their brain. Their ego, you know, the alpha-male? These fools can't see pass themselves, much less anything else.

        What Makes a Man? How he treats his mother and other among society? His defined actions that benefit or help others.

        What hangs between your legs(as a male) is irrelevant. It is simply a tool for mating. It's the only exit for sperm, which helps create another life, when done with one of the opposite gender. If you let your sex drive, to determine any path in your life, then you have been played for a fool by someone.

        I found this thread to be quite annoying, by reading some of the responses. For about half the thread, there is idle chit-chat, back and forward, about nothing really. Therefore, there really wasn't a discussion going on about the topic.

        Is that what HubPages forums have to come down to. A simple forum where topics are posted and then nothing is discussed? This would defeat the purpose of having the forums in the first place.

        A little ironic, that it took a thread of this type, to bring this action forward on to you. I am slightly saddened by the events, because it's absolutely horrible to think that people can't really have a discussion, ever.

        If you want to be scared? Look at some of the threads recently posted. All the posts are idle chit-chat, where people are arguing, teasing, bickering or bantering...the topics get lost.

        Ignorance isn't justified, when you willingly blind yourself from learning. If my post offends you, then I apologize. But, it is really sad to see the world so separated.

        Either way, have a great day! big_smile

        1. Marisa Wright profile image93
          Marisa Wrightposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Cagsil, I've thought about saying something like this.  Several times!  But I thought I'd just be labelled an old fuddy-duddy. 

          I too, remember the time when a forum was a place to discuss a topic. Not a place to bat meaningful, irrelevant one-liners back and forth.  The people who do it, no doubt think they're being hilarious - but it's tiresome and boring.

          Of course, if someone does post a really dumb topic - well then, it's no holds barred!

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            cheaptrickposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Excuse me mam but I believe the word is meaning-LESS....
            noticed that inconsistency cause of my Anal personality.
            thought you'd like to know...
            Now you probably meant that as an inside joke but
            I'm a bit thick so if it was ha ha ha ha....

        2. cheaptrick profile image75
          cheaptrickposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Hi Cags,
          "what hangs between your legs(as a male)is errelevant".
          I must have missed something in Sex Ed...
          What hangs between a womans legs???????
          Oh, and if you go with Out long enough "IT" will find its way out of Some place or it backs up into your vocal cords and makes you LLIIIISP:)))

    2. cheaptrick profile image75
      cheaptrickposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Absolutly true Yum Yum.
      "The largest sexual organ lies between the ears"...

      1. tantrum profile image59
        tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yes ! and Real Men as well.

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    Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago

    I'm not sure he's what makes me a 'real' man, but he's definitely the one running the show. smile

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      incomenewsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      HAHAHAHA so I guess show must go on then!

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        Mrvoodooposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        It surely must, and as showbiz types like to say 'always leave them wanting more!'. wink

        p.s. My pet names 'The Beast'. lol

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    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    what makes a man to be A MAN is to be able to fulfill his obligation to his children and to the people he cared about,,,,, not so much difference with that of a woman

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    Justine76posted 7 years ago

    HAHAHA  funny thread. According to the emails i get every day...yes.
    but..im not a man to begin with!!! oh wait....
    yes, technicaly not moraly...whats between your legs is a pretty good clue..

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      maybe i should have said MALE?

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    Justine76posted 7 years ago

    well, if its all true about men, then what makes a woman? boobs? (I sure hope soo.....id be one heck of a woman...)

  10. qwark profile image59
    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    Incomenews:
    Curiosity demands that I ask you, if you are a woman, how do you define a "man?" C'mon, be honest..:-)

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      incomenewsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      a man is a homo-sapien who happened to have lost a rib

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    Did you and Cagsil go to school together? I'm just asking....

  12. Marisa Wright profile image93
    Marisa Wrightposted 7 years ago

    Incomenews, a word of advice. You say on your blog that it took you four hours to write one post.  You also say (in your recent forum post) that you desperately need money.

    I know it's nice to interact with fellow Hubbers, but you need to save your energy for what matters. You may not realise that forum posts earn no money whatsoever, so you're wasting your time here.  If you feel the need to be in  forums for company, go and find forums on other sites, on topics related to your Hubs.  That way, you can get social interaction and promote your Hubs more effectively at the same time.

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      incomenewsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      thats true.. its just so nice to interact with people but I guess u right.. thanks very much

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        incomenewsposted 7 years ago in reply to this
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    sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago

    Is this a trick question?

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    rmcrayneposted 7 years ago

    Most interesting and peculiar.  Same post by fakfk and incomenews.

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      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

    2. Sean Leong profile image79
      Sean Leongposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You are very observant, rmcrayne.

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        rmcrayneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks Sean! It's pretty spotty though, great pickups, and other times the painfully obvious sails right over my head to crash land behind me.  And I don't even hear it!

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      rmcrayneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Things that make you go hmmmm.  fakfk deleted her post.  Strange happenings.  icn's post was 4 hrs older, probably too late to delete.

      1. Marisa Wright profile image93
        Marisa Wrightposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yes, it does rather look as if our suspicions were justified after all.

      2. rmcrayne profile image94
        rmcrayneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Hmmm more intrigue.  These 2 ladies also have duplicate content in common.  Of course it is possible they are responsible for the near-identical posts elsewhere on the internet.  Especially since one instance was a very personal story.  Maybe they are not aware that even to copy yourself is still duplicating content.

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    qwarkposted 7 years ago

    Ladies...What's the best size of that guy between the legs? Is there a "best size?"

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      drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Is pinky-size okay?...just asking for no particular reason!...big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    lol lol lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    huh?
    http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sign/sign0020.gif

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    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    It can't be more than 11 inches, because then it would be a foot! smile

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    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    I did not even bother to take part in this smile

    1. rmcrayne profile image94
      rmcrayneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Good on you Misha.  I have significantly cut back my HP forum activity in the last couple months.  Some things peak my curiosity, then I allow myself to be sucked in.

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    dear cagsil:  yes, its true the threads are constantly being hijacked by idiots like me who like to chat inanities back and forth with no real agenda, topic, or even value!  I will try to control my urges in future and stick to topic, or better yet not even enter those threads that have sickeningly stupid questions up top  that are so limited as to their actual discussion value as to encourage wastrels like me to come hijack!  It's like they're screaming "come hijack this asinine thread!"  I know you are not immune yourself to chatter in unlikely places so you will understand how hard it is going to be for me to cease and desist!  but I will try - now, as for all the others, can't say why, but I enjoy them too!  you have a good evening now, cagsil!  we missed you lately! big_smile:

    1. rmcrayne profile image94
      rmcrayneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Lotta truth here mega big_smile

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    and another thing!  that "thing" between the legs of men is a useful thing - wouldn't have it any other way!  and "real men" is one of those phrases that just begs for an argument, really.  one of those undefineable things that its silly to argue about. but what the heck.

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      cheaptrickposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      HI Mega,welcome to the assanine club.There's lots of us here.smile

      "Very useful",Thanks from those of us who regularly "commune"with ours...if you get my driiiffftt:)))

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    DogSiDaedposted 7 years ago

    If you want me to chip in, my ex said a lot of it's about girth, not neccessarily length.

    Then again I suppose a lot of girth and very little length would make it look like a school fire bell...

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    sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago

    If the participants are working someone over I will become sarcastic. So if you don't like it don't become a blind polarized moron who thinks they know everything.smile

 
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