check these outhttp://www.churchhopping.com/2006/featu … eached-on/
I got a good belly laugh out of the testicles one and a few others. Brilliant!
I remember some of those from long ago - I thought they were weird when I believed too
My absolute favourite (I'm not making this up):"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
A very good policy too I should think!
Bit of a kick in the balls for anyone in that situation to learn they can't get into churches. Oh wait, no...
too bad if had an accident
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