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Truly I am Blessed. . .

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    SirDentposted 5 years ago

    I was checking my emails and noticed how many people want to send me money or show me how to make thousands of dollars a day. 

    Surely I am blessed and highly favored.
























    This is for entertainment purposes only.  It is not meant to be taken literally.

    1. A Troubled Man profile image61
      A Troubled Manposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Maybe your prayers are being answered.

      Sure beats the people who want to take away your money.

  2. northweststarr profile image79
    northweststarrposted 5 years ago

    I am also blessed thusly as those same people wish to tell me how to increase my sexual stamina, lose weight, and give me tips to prevent hair loss.

  3. Jonathan Janco profile image80
    Jonathan Jancoposted 5 years ago

    Really? Because I just get emails from people who want to be my mailorder bride in exchange for signing off on their inheritence waiting for them in Cambodia or Ghana.

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      ...how about Canada?....you still haven't replied...whatup with that?

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image80
        Jonathan Jancoposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I'd gladly come to Canada and marry you, SOH, but my inheritence is almost spent already on my grandmother's radiation treatments. Must be why I keep having nightmares about nuclear war.

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    dixie28714posted 5 years ago

    yep, and publishers clearing house will be on your doorstep within the hour so be prepared for your big check and have your picture made!! WOOT

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      SirDentposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Win $5,OOO.OO A Week For Life!

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Whoo HOoo! Where do we sign up? lol I like the ones that offer residual income!

        1. Sneha Sunny profile image85
          Sneha Sunnyposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          i got 3 such messages in less than one week. They have a lots of money to giveaway I guess.

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Yes it feels great having so much money owing to me.
            It has to be at least a Billion dollars since I have been online.

            I wish I had that billion dollars on hand. There are a lot of children dying of malnutrition in the draught areas of Africa right now, and a billion dollars would help a bit. smile

  5. wilderness profile image96
    wildernessposted 5 years ago

    Yes, the internet is a true blue blessing.  As long as you accept none of the offers! lol

  6. Jonathan Janco profile image80
    Jonathan Jancoposted 5 years ago

    My favorite is the ones who say I need to get an ultrasound and can use their voucher to get a reduced price.

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Well you never know Jonathan, you may be pregnant. smile

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      klarawieckposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Well, if you don't want the voucher... Can you send it to me?

  7. northweststarr profile image79
    northweststarrposted 5 years ago

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  8. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 5 years ago

    Holy mackerel! lol

    1. northweststarr profile image79
      northweststarrposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      You said it. Smack me with a red herring, I'm off to the races! (You notice I didn't post anything before 10 am? I'm a late riser)

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Yep! No point in rushing these things. smile I used to get a pile of spam, but they fall into my gmail bye bye box these days. smile

        1. northweststarr profile image79
          northweststarrposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Yup, you ever try to unsubscribe from everything? Oy they

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Gotta admit. I have unsubscribed to dozens of things.. they just offer the spam through another associate. smile

            1. schoolgirlforreal profile image75
              schoolgirlforrealposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              I was told to just get a new email address, but alas! I've given it to too many people including landlord, bill payments....blah

  9. Diane Inside profile image86
    Diane Insideposted 5 years ago

    yawn

    1. northweststarr profile image79
      northweststarrposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      yeah... obviously I'm bored too.

      1. Diane Inside profile image86
        Diane Insideposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        not with you just , its a boring night

        1. northweststarr profile image79
          northweststarrposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Friday Night? (You must be married too)

          1. Diane Inside profile image86
            Diane Insideposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            ha ha yep how'd you guess. lol

  10. pedrog profile image60
    pedrogposted 5 years ago

    I just checked and i am blessed too!! Some fellow from Nigeria is going to send me 10000000000 dollars and i'm keeping 10%, lucky me...

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Mine is arriving soon. I had to send the deposit twice, as the poor man lost the other 10,000/ smile

    2. northweststarr profile image79
      northweststarrposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Was his name Timmy from hubpages?

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    SirDentposted 5 years ago

    Adding another million to my bank account soon.


    $1 Million Prize Delivery Information‏

    It just rolls in on its own.

    1. Jonathan Janco profile image80
      Jonathan Jancoposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      European Union lottery, right? I get that one now and again, too.

  12. kmackey32 profile image81
    kmackey32posted 5 years ago

    LMAO

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    SirDentposted 5 years ago

    I wonder what a Zoloft attorney would want with me?  I would also like to know why they want to give me money for the prozac settlement.  I have never taken any of these meds.

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Now your letting your logic and common sense get in the way of a perfectly good advertisement! lol

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    SirDentposted 5 years ago

    How I Make $4,500/mo from my Laptop‏

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    SirDentposted 5 years ago

    $180,586 per year from ezinearticles and infoproducts????

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Yep! Sounds easy! smile

  16. thooghun profile image86
    thooghunposted 5 years ago

    موقع أكثر منع
    يحتوي علي دروس فيديو لتعليم اللغات المختلفة
    والتسجيل مجاناً هذا الشهر

    That's what I got in a fantastic spam mail called "ENGLISH LESSONS". Made me smile.

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      SirDentposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I can see a person learning English from that!!!  lol

  17. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago

    I have also been described as "truly blessed", so why do I keep getting spam for penis enlargement products?

  18. aka-dj profile image78
    aka-djposted 5 years ago

    I've made $0.52c this month on Hubpages.

    BEAT that for being blessed!

    lol lol lol

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      SirDentposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I have done a little better.  My total for this month so far is $6.66.

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    SirDentposted 5 years ago

    Unclaimed money for you‏

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    SirDentposted 5 years ago

    How I Make $4,500/mo from my Laptop‏

    FedEx# 45ST235: $1,000 WalMart Card Shipping today

    Today: Apple iPads 32GB for $33.74? Samsung LED TV 42” for $33.74

    Free Month of Groceries from Walmart

    ______________________________________________________________

    I may never have to work again!!!!!

  21. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 5 years ago

    I'm quitting work right now! Or I would if I really worked!
    I just won Another $440 thousand euros. Very handy.
    It must be true, it came in on my mobile phone!

 
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