Did you know you can make ice cream from coconut milk? I didn't. Here's my review on So Delicious's frozen coconut delicacy.
What do you do when you have in your hands the world's most delicious burrito?
Now this may seem silly, and it is, however there is much to be said about this rising star in the cryptocurrency world.
A story about a boy named Jeff Pratt, who's going on a rafting adventure in rural Louisiana to alleviate his boredom... oh and there's an alligator in here somewhere.
NOTE: The following is based on a true story… unfortunately. This is just an observation about Thanksgiving traditions, and the fanatical chaos afterwards known as "Black Friday".
My name is Victoria, but everyone calls me Vic. I'm going to college and also work full-time at a job, but lately I've been having some issues with my health. I think I may be allergic to something.
Brian Brower, a paranoid and depressed college boy, is suffering from the common virus colloquially known as "shingles"... or at least that's what his doctor says.
Welcome to Bullworth Academy. I'd like to say you'll enjoy your stay, but I don't want to lie to you. This private school has an infamous reputation as a dumping ground for hooligans like you.
Let me tell you a story about my recent four night stay at a major hospital. Before this time I had never spent the night at a hospital since I was very young.
SimTower lets you build a hundred story skyscraper, and punishes you every step of the way. In this article I'll give my take on this vertical empire-building machine.
I apologize for taking so long to write this review as I was a bit preoccupied playing Terraria. This should be a good indication as to how addictive this inexpensive little game is.
My name is Marius Jackson, and I want to be a world famous writer, and that’s why I’m here sitting in the back of my pickup truck out in the middle of the night where two dirt roads cross... waiting.
There are those who walk among us. They're called "taco biters", "chalupa lovers", and other nefarious names. But apart from their martial arts skills they're just the same as everyone else.
Who is the Slender Man? You may have seen him out of the corner of your eye. In this article I will examine the freeware survival horror game based on this bizarre creature.
Two deities of inconceivable power engage in an epic battle at a quiet suburban car wash in Addison, Texas on a particular Tuesday that is not to be forgotten.
Sleeping Dogs takes you through the streets of Hong Kong as undercover officer Wei Shen, as he attempts to take down the Sun On Yee triad family from within. Here's my take on this action movie game.
In this hub I will tell you the very true and secretive origins and meanings behind our most sacred holiday that lies on February 2nd.
Mirror's Edge, a game by EA Digital Illusions CE (DICE), presents us with a refreshing look at the first-person genre. Here is my basic rundown and review of this rather unique game.
Max Payne is a lasting video game franchise that has stood the test of time. With the graceful narrative wordplay of neo-noir and the gritty overtones of a dime-store pulp fiction the series has never failed to impress. I've played all the games, and even sat through that disappointing abomination...
I take a moment to focus my thoughts. I must remember my master's words..."Two crispy beef tacos, one combination burrito, and three churros." I will retrieve these delicious fast food Mexican delights for my master or I will die trying. I am a taco ninja!
I seem to have a pretty wacky life. Sometimes I intentionally create it, and sometimes I am the catalyst to turn a normal situation into a wacky one. However, sometimes I just attract the weirdness and it seems to happen around me without any input on my part whatsoever. Here are some excerpts from...
“It’s just a little blood,” I mockingly murmured to myself. A ridiculous short story involving blood, which should have been obvious from the title. WARNING: This story contains at least a little blood, which should have also been obvious from the title. It also contains a mop, but we're not...
A story about a man who attends midnight mass with his wife and learns the terrible consequences of falling asleep in church.
It has come to my attention that many of you think that the world will come to an end on December 21, 2012. If you happen to be reading this after December 21, and the world is still intact, then you realize how foolish you were for believing such tripe. Don't get me wrong. The world will end,...
A deconstructed review of my favorite album by Boards of Canada: Geogaddi.
Come visit 'Your Restaurant', where we make every effort to ensure that you have the perfect dining experience. We will customize the menu to your liking, and anything you want is available. Let us concern ourselves with the details, as our chefs are prepared to handle any meal request you may...
I suppose you're wondering why I put a human heart in the picture instead of a symbolic heart. Well a human heart looks more interesting, and it's a weird picture to use for a story about love. That fine, however since we're a weird couple anyway. Here's a nice recap of the funny circumstances...
It's the holiday season and that means merry spirits, holiday cheer, and stuffing a decorated shrub in your living room. But more importantly, it means the arrival of that delicious and obscure-tasting drink known as eggnog.
The year is 1999. I'm a cashier at Brammell & Branson. You would think that working in customer service at an upscale mega-mart means that I’d have to be chipper and cheery, however it’s a bit pointless when most of your customers are androids.
The first part of our 2012 Texas road trip across this massively beautiful and crazy state. This article covers our initial run from Dallas/Ft. Worth to South Padre Island, and all activities we did in the super-southern tip of Texas.
A somewhat mostly-true historical recollection about some earlier professions of the United States' sixteenth president. NOTE: This ridiculous alternate-universe historical farce is a work of fiction. Please do not use this as reference material for your school paper!
In this article I will explain the difference between Plurality Voting, and Instant-Runoff Voting. I will also explain the shortfalls of a plurality voting system.
A handy helpful guide for tourists planning to explore Dallas using Dallas Area Rapid Transit (DART). It's also a good resource for locals apprehensive about trying out our system.
In recent history there seems to have been quite an explosion of Japanese restaurants across Middle America, and like many deeply landlocked cities this is a relatively new phenomenon for us here in the Dallas/Ft. Worth Metroplex. Twenty-five years ago our choices for unique Asian cuisine were...
Ah it’s mid-October and it’s the holiday season. I know this, because they’re putting out the Christmas decorations at Walmart. We haven’t even snacked on our Halloween candy yet, and already they’re wetting our lips with holiday cheer.
A comparative definition of what marriage means from a legal view and a religious view. Also an examination of how marriage laws affect people. Yes, I actually wrote something serious for once.
In this article I have chosen to review "The Lusty Argonian Maid", a controversial book by Crassius Curio. It’s controversial in the sense that it contains a large amount of innuendo, and is banned for indecent content in the Summerset Isles. Please note that this is a work of satire, and should...
A teenage boy decides to help a weeping spirit reconcile her untimely death, and discovers how difficult it can be to deal with death. A macabre mess of dark humor paying homage to the campfire-lit stories passed down from generation to generation.
I suppose you’re wondering where I’ve been for the past week. You see I had a microchip implanted in my brain. That’s right, a microchip. And I'll tell you all about it.
A shapeless entity that is five-hundred feet across, which could only be described as “the creature”, had risen out of Bachman Lake earlier that morning and is currently rampaging throughout downtown Dallas. Emma, our heroine, is the last of the comedic sorcerers and it is time for her to fulfill...
I lost my sense of fun. I had a sudden feeling that the back of my skull was peeling open like a banana and a slimy slug was slithering down my spine. I opened my eyes turned around to see a basketball-sized wriggling purple pile of fleshy mass flopping on the floor of my study.
They labeled me insane. I grip my six-shooter, press it to my chest, and stroke the barrel like it was a swaddled child; it is cold, clean and unused. Welcome to a brief peek into the mind of a madman. Best read at night, in a dark house, alone.
Dr. Blair fights a never ending battle against annoying forces of evil in this holiday thriller. Read a festive terrible tale for our holiday season, or if it's summertime where you're at you can at least pretend it's actually cold outside.
A short origin story about Jackie Hennessey, a mild-mannered grandmother who is involved in a tragic kitchen accident and becomes a heroine for the common good.
A kind old man finds happiness in his quest to visit all the sick children in the hospital. Of course not everyone appreciates his life's work.
A problem that I'm sure many of us have in circumstances involving dreams and dreaming... well I have this problem.
My name is Herb Shapiro. I’m fifty-two, single, and going bald. The last time I saw my doctor he said I was overweight and a high-risk candidate for diabetes. Of course that was before I became a vampire.
A man's attempt to answer the call of nature ends up with a strange situation that he could never have imagined. WARNING: Contains gratuitous amounts of toilet humor, but then again that should be apparent from the title.
An alternate story to compare to 'The Werewolf at the Sushi Bar'. This time there's more werewolves and less sushi, but from the title I feel that is expected. May contain scenes of excessive lycanthropy. Reader discretion is advised.
A gripping tale of life and death in the bowels of an arcade in Grapevine, Texas! See an innocent middle-aged couple struggle to rescue their precious child from the clutches of a terrible machine of DOOM! Tense music not included.
My first encounter with the Prince of Darkness. Apparently he does hang around the bible belt sometimes. NOTE: Contains scenes of literary abuse.
A mild-mannered werewolf has to solve a few basic necessities when he realizes how ridiculously unprepared he was for his little "accident". WARNING: Contains gratuitous sushi abuse.
A terrible tale of a young man coming of age who learns what happened to his long dead father, and finds the truth to be much stranger than expected. Enjoy!
The owner of an Addison Circle sushi restaurant recalls the night she encountered a werewolf in her place of business.