Crazy Pet Names

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  1. Alexander Pease profile image61
    Alexander Peaseposted 7 years ago

    What is the weirdest, funniest, or just plain craziest name that you've heard a dog be called?

    Or any pet for that matter?

    There was a little chihuahua that was wearing a pink collar being walked by its owner. The owner reached down to pick the dog up, I guess that its paws hurt. She looked at the dog and said, "Do Bully's feet hurt?"

    I almost died with laughter. Who was this dog going to bully? Then, I found out it was a boy dog.

    The dog was cute though, I have to admit that.

    1. tritrain profile image84
      tritrainposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      D.O.G

      Pronounced Dee-Oh-Jee

  2. Eaglekiwi profile image78
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Horse.

    Codmouth.


    Hercules ( he was a chihuahua) lol

  3. stclairjack profile image81
    stclairjackposted 7 years ago

    i have a beagle dog,.... his name,.... "pud"

    that way if you call the house and ask whats up, i can honestly say,.... "just pettin pud"

    i have a basset hound,... her name,.... "whacker"

    so when i step out on the poorch to call the dogs i can yell,.... "pud whacker"

    small things make me smile.

    1. tritrain profile image84
      tritrainposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      And these small things are a beagle and a basset hound.  smile

      1. stclairjack profile image81
        stclairjackposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        correct,.... give yourself a cookie! ha!

  4. LeanMan profile image87
    LeanManposted 7 years ago

    Based on the old two Ronnies sketch of many years ago where they got their "wucking fords" in a muddle, my old kitten was called "Cucking Fat"... (Until she took a ride on the engine of my car and escaped in terror into the jungle when I heard her cries and stopped)

    She was fine, now living in a friends home close to where she ran away..

  5. stclairjack profile image81
    stclairjackposted 7 years ago

    we had a dog that would only answer to dog or "m-th-rf-ck-r",... and he also answered to "dog",.... and since we lived across the street from the towns most popular preacher and his mother,... we called the dog ..... "dog"

    (this is fun, i have a history of naming my pets in a less than traditional way)

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol...and just droppin' by to say " hey!"

  6. Melody Garcia profile image53
    Melody Garciaposted 7 years ago

    We have alot of animals here and I am amazed at all their names.
    The dogs:
    Buddrick, D.O.G., Bailey, and Trouble
    The Cats:
    spazdik-Boo-Bastick, Bobbie, and Shooter,
    The Bunnies:
    Whip, Cuddles, Squishy, Kesar, Aphrodite, and Tribbel
    The chickens:
    KFC, Bar-b-que, and Gibblet
    and then the Goose:
    Duckie (named by my 2 year old lol)

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      the chicken names are too funny!

  7. stclairjack profile image81
    stclairjackposted 7 years ago

    had a horse named "dud",... because i was one,... we used to call him dudly do wrong.

    had a cat named tom-ass-D-shit-kitty (thomas the shit kitty)

    my aunt had a cat named ouiji,.... as in ouiji board,... and yes, the cat seemed possesed.

    nieghbir had a dog named kamher,... pronounced,... "come here"

    had a pair of horses named frank and beans,.... and another pair that i named alpo and glue.

    oh, hey there SomewayOuttaHere!

  8. dingdondingdon profile image58
    dingdondingdonposted 7 years ago

    While I was taking care of a stray dog I needed a name to call him, and it just ended up being Fat Dog. Because he was.

  9. Dale Nelson profile image42
    Dale Nelsonposted 7 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4849302_f248.jpg

    This is my dog named Deefer as in " D for Dog"

    Have no cat yet but seefer - C for Cat has been reserved.

  10. Alexander Pease profile image61
    Alexander Peaseposted 7 years ago

    These are all very funny. You all have made my day, I can't stop laughing. Oh, thank you for a great start to my morning.

    Keep up the good work.

    big_smile

 
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