I swear sometimes when I look at requests or hubs I think I've had a stroke and have lost my ability to read English because I can't understand what it says.
This is a prime example:
Please tell me it's not just me...
Uninvited ... that was.... I am ... oh boy....speechless doens't even describe it!
How about this one? http://hubpages.com/request/11288/best Maybe we should "hi" back? (as in hi-yeee)
Well thanks Elena. I try to do my best in everything that I do. Including those that I have nothing to do about
You may have nada to do with the request, but you're right that you do your best in everything .. and that includes fishing out funky requests!
I'm thinking, should we go and answer the request with a fabulously substandard hub?
HIIIIII RIGHT BACK AT YA!!!!!!!
Wordcount 5: Flag alert flag alert flag alert! Laugh
Or you can hub about "hi" in different languages? And use each in a sentence. That should not be flagged for lack of content, on the other hand, it could be some kind of a reference. as in: "HIIIII: A Multilingual Dictionary of the Most Sociable Word Eva Eva!"
Chris - that one got my funny bone. I can't even guess the thoughts behind that "request"
I saw that earlier today too, and thought wtf? LOL It's the equivalent of a wrong number, I think. LOL
Yup. I get a lot of emails in a similar vein. I'm not sure how people mistake HubPages for other websites, but it happens pretty frequently (ie, a dozen times a day, at least--and that's just the people who bother to email about it).
The eagle eats at noon. So prepare to go swimming!!!
You just have to speak the language.
Haha, awesome. Go shop at Office Depot then!!! That should be the answer to the request.
At first I thought they meant to be in the "Need Help?" forum, but that doesn't explain the Office Depot bit. Very bizarre...
Well, You know that infinite number of monkeys with typewriters who are pounding out shakespeare?
Well, some of them now have internet connections.
Hi Benson, old friend.
We haven't had intercourse (social of course) for a while.
You crack me up.
My mind boggles at what why you'd have that term on google alerts!
How's your new nurse Blonde Poet coming a long?
If you check out my comments in St. James hub
you'll see a side of her that isn't pretty!
cheers, Eric G.
Hahaaha pretty as it may not be it has already sold 1000 dolls. If I seem to recall I saw a wee muddy face with a wee muddy beard down near my posterior in the mud pile just as AE came a-crashing on me kadoozee and he was incapable of saying not too much at all then LMAO
I am still trying to get over my bumps and bruises , Eric what were you doing by her posterior in the mud pile??? LOLOLOL:D
I don't think I've ever heard someone to threaten to go shop at OFFICE DEPOT before. Creepy.
Now there's an idea! Plus, Crissy Cris, i keep getting the question about me and English.... I could turn that into a hub! Gotta think about it!
Though, by experience, every time I say I'll think about a hub idea, the hub never materializes! Seems like thinking about them ideas is enjoyable but getting the work done... not so much!
Isn't this nuts???? I wake up have a cup of coffee and this interesting human being is all over HP. Not what I was choosing to see at sunrise, especially without coffee. Cris A. It isn't Pest , I am certain that it is a nutcase without better things to do. For all I know it is my stalker as he does come in under multiple names. :
LOL i know, Pest is funny and twisted but not sick I was just calling attention to it for it has been here for hours. Elena, and I were discussing something when it popped out. It sure scared Elena away
Cris, Don't mind me I hadn't had my latte' this morning and to wake up and see that flying in the wind , was quite interesting. My goodness it certainly did pop out, just flying in the wind...LOL
DAMMIT I go to sleep for a few hours and look at all the excitement I miss!!!
In response to the oddities - People have done hubs about dumb hubrequests, maybe somebody needs to do a hub about the hubrequests that make zero sense, like these! It would be good for a laugh if nothing else!
Hey there! You've got that right, Cris! As much as I enjoy your company, I really, but really, can do without the crap that came up in the middle of our chat! Laugh!
I actually checked out the hubber's home page to see if there's something that can be done. Nothing. Constant said HP would take care of it. But how soon or when is not certain. Anyway, apparently this sicko posted similar graphics in other threads so he's all over the Forums
I still love you, Cris. Even if I can't have you because there's a PENIS here somewhere making it very hard to focus on this impossible love affair!
LOL maybe you should write him a letter. I mean a hate mail should come sooner or later after all those love letters
Hate *gasp* mail !!! Oh please... where are them salts?
I got one of those, and it wouldn't cross my mind to write one myself. I'm thinking more love letters, though
Dang -- the original request -- the one about Office Depot -- is now closed, so I can't answer it. And I so wanted to. . .
omg....whew! thank you HP team! you da best! got rid of that...graphic... that was annoying n yes was posted in all the forums. Glad he is gone now, but holay
by WeddingConsultant 10 years ago
I know that hubpages really pushes for new hubs to be created, and rightfully so. However, I'm thinking it would be nice to be able to "answer a hub request" with an existing hub.So if someone does a hub request for something I've written on (revver videos, for example), I can simply...
by shinujohn2008 10 years ago
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by rajasekharan 10 years ago
There is this user by the name "love2learn" who has seemingly sent everyone a request for "i want you to go to ....." with a affiliate link in the URL. Would the mods please deal with the problem.
by Jason Menayan 10 years ago
Hi everyone,We have to delete about 5-10 requests a day that are well-meaning, but do not adhere to what we're looking for for requests.Requests are NOT for:- asking people's opinions (like "What is your favorite..." or "What do you think about...")- very basic information (like...
by ProCW 10 years ago
I submitted a request and it was removed. I would like to know why.
by Ktoo 9 years ago
Go look at the Q&A section (used to be Request a Hub)More than half the questions are technical or advice about Hubpages type questions. People aren't getting that it's not supposed to a help type question.I also thought it was a FAQ or help type question and was getting frustrated...
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