Blonde joke

  1. clivewilliams profile image82
    clivewilliamsposted 3 years ago

    one day  blonde was speeding on a highway that was marked at 70 kmph
    she was pulled over by a cop that had registered her going well over 100kmph
    cop: Good day mam
    blonde:Good day officer
    cop:mam, do you know that this highway is 70kmph
    blonde: yes officer
    cop: do you know that you were going 110 kmph?
    blonde:yes officer, i don't know why the they continue to build such slow roads when my car can double that speed, i was trying to reach my destination two times the speed of the highway officer.
    cop:shakes his head and looks up in sky.

  2. J - R - Fr13m9n profile image79
    J - R - Fr13m9nposted 3 years ago

    Belated Halloween Joke: Question: Where do spirits go to buy their stamps? Answer: At the GHOST OFFICE!