Why Worry ?

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  1. jimmythejock profile image83
    jimmythejockposted 15 years ago

    There are only two things to worry about:
    Either you are well or you are sick.
    If you are well, there's nothing to worry about.
    But if you are sick,
    There are only two things to worry about:
    Either you get well, or you die.
    If you get well, there's nothing to worry about.
    But if you die, there are only two things to worry about:
    Either you will go to Heaver or Hell.
    If you go to Heaven, there's nothing to worry about.
    But if you go to Hell
    You'll be so busy shaking hands with friends
    You won't have time to worry.
    Have Fun.....jimmy

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    1. Maddie Ruud profile image72
      Maddie Ruudposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      And if, as in my case, you already know you're going to Hell, there's no point in worrying anyway.  tongue

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  2. Misha profile image63
    Mishaposted 15 years ago

    LOL Jimmy, don't worry, be happy smile

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  3. AEvans profile image72
    AEvansposted 15 years ago

    Jimmy,
    That was great but I believe I am going to heaven as I really don't care much for the heat..lolololol big_smile

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    1. Patty Inglish, MS profile image89
      Patty Inglish, MSposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lol squared smile

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  4. Lisa HW profile image61
    Lisa HWposted 15 years ago

    Very wise, indeed.    smile   (and cute)

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  5. Zsuzsy Bee profile image84
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years ago

    Great words to live by, for sure

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  6. Mighty Mom profile image77
    Mighty Momposted 15 years ago

    I worry that I will be lonely in Heaven. Luckily I'll have AEvans to hang out with!

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    1. shibashake profile image83
      shibashakeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      We can all still meet up on HubPages. They have broadband in both Heaven and Hell.

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  7. MotherHubber profile image61
    MotherHubberposted 15 years ago

    smile  Made me smile.  I am sure I've earned a spot somewhere. . .not sure where yet!

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