My daughter made this one up! Groan! (And can you believe, she has a teenage daughter herself!)Why did the woman use hand sanitizer before driving?Ready?.....She wanted to have a clean driving record!Let's hear it: altogether, now, G-R-O-A-N-N-N-N ! ! ! !
@Dzy, Sssssss, Ba Boom! Sound of cymbal and snare drum. Not bad. But seriously, folks. I am so tired. I flew here tonight. Man, are my arms tired.
How could you have a teen age daughter? You're barely out of high school yourself!Good joke!
My sister had a baby this morning. Haven't found out yet whether boy or girl, so still don't know if I'm an aunt or an uncle.
@Dzy,A grizzly bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, May I help you?Bear says, got any Human Skin Rugs for my cave?(a change-up to honor the World Series--Go, Astros!)
What's the difference between avian flu and swine flu? With avian flue, you need tweetment With swine flue, you need oinkment
If you have flue, you need a chimney sweep
Why can't a cat tell a dog a knock-knock joke?Because when the cat says, "Knock knock!" The dog goes, "Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark. Woofwoofwoofwooofwoofbarkbark!"
Why can't we see the moon during a solar eclipse?OH MY GOD!!! IT'S TOO BRIGHT!! MY EYES!! I'M BLIND!!!!
What do you call the happiest girl in the world? GladysYuck, Yuck, Yuck
k@ri, I think that HP should give you some type of award for posting a joke like this that is so funny . . .
For those who haven't come across this,>>>>>Mother: What does IDK means?Daughter: I Don't KnowMother: OK, I'll ask your brother. <<<<<<
at Jan! I loved it!
I love good cheesy joke. Thanks, folks, for the smiles.
@shanmarie, count me in!
Cheesy joke? Pass the crackers!
Saltines, if you please Now let me do some Hip Hop slang:Saltines if you Pleez!!!! Yo!
Hip hop? then I must correct you to, "Salteenz"
@Dzy, LOL! Good one! Errr, I mean, Word!
Send my thanks to your daughter, this thread brightened my day
Did you know that England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool? Really enjoyed this thread, too. I miss our old joke telling sessions in person now that everything's on social media.
LOL! MizBejabbers.Did you also hear about a startling Physical Body fact: There is NO crime inside the Human Body because it has Lots of Cells.
**facepalm** LOLOkay; here's another one for you. I made this one up, so my younger daughter has learned from the best--errrr--corniest! Q. What do waitresses and dentists have in common?A. They both ask you questions when your mouth is full!
@Dzy <3 one of your Best!
Lol, your daughters joke made me laugh. I like the dentist joke too!
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