My daughter made this one up! Groan! (And can you believe, she has a teenage daughter herself!)
Why did the woman use hand sanitizer before driving?
She wanted to have a clean driving record!
Let's hear it: altogether, now, G-R-O-A-N-N-N-N ! ! ! !
@Dzy, Sssssss, Ba Boom! Sound of cymbal and snare drum. Not bad. But seriously, folks. I am so tired. I flew here tonight. Man, are my arms tired.
How could you have a teen age daughter? You're barely out of high school yourself!
My sister had a baby this morning. Haven't found out yet whether boy or girl, so still don't know if I'm an aunt or an uncle.
What's the difference between avian flu and swine flu?
With avian flue, you need tweetment
With swine flue, you need oinkment
Why can't a cat tell a dog a knock-knock joke?
Because when the cat says, "Knock knock!"
The dog goes, "Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark. Woofwoofwoofwooofwoofbarkbark!"
Why can't we see the moon during a solar eclipse?
OH MY GOD!!! IT'S TOO BRIGHT!! MY EYES!! I'M BLIND!!!!
What do you call the happiest girl in the world?
Yuck, Yuck, Yuck
For those who haven't come across this,
Mother: What does IDK means?
Daughter: I Don't Know
Mother: OK, I'll ask your brother.
Saltines, if you please Now let me do some Hip Hop slang:
Saltines if you Pleez!!!! Yo!
Send my thanks to your daughter, this thread brightened my day
Did you know that England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool?
Really enjoyed this thread, too. I miss our old joke telling sessions in person now that everything's on social media.
Did you also hear about a startling Physical Body fact: There is NO crime inside the Human Body because it has Lots of Cells.
Okay; here's another one for you. I made this one up, so my younger daughter has learned from the best--errrr--corniest!
Q. What do waitresses and dentists have in common?
A. They both ask you questions when your mouth is full!
Lol, your daughters joke made me laugh. I like the dentist joke too!
A fellow goes into a coffee shop, orders breakfast and coffee.
Apparently, the shop has been having trouble with customers swiping the sugar packets, so when the guy asks for sugar, the waitress reaches inside her blouse, and hands him a couple of packets.
She then asks him "Cream?"
He says, "You wouldn't dare!!"
by Liz Rayen 8 years ago
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by MomsTreasureChest 7 years ago
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by Liz Elias 2 years ago
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by kirstenblog 10 years ago
Why are brides always unlucky?.......Because they never marry the Best Man!
by schoolgirlforreal 9 years ago
I'll start:No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between thetwowords COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that's easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. I beg to differ because, there is!When you marry the right woman, you are...
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