At the risk of incurring the wrath of fellow writers, I humbly submit my newest corny joke. No, it isn't a knock-knock joke.
(Ducking rotten eggs and tomatoes.)
Q. Why are practitioners of meditation electrical? (Now, no cheating; really try to think of the answer before you scroll down)
A: Because they vibrate with "Ohms."
(Ducking again...okay, I will attempt (not promise) not to invent any more corny jokes.)
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?"
Because if they fly over the bay we'd have to call them ...
Okay, Dzy and Kathryn I am supposed to be on my Two-week Christmas/New Years Day Vacation, but I was on my way to take my nightly medications for pain and to get to sleep and saw you girls here and I wanted to participate.
Oh, I loved Your Jokes . . .both of you.
Now here is mine.
(Tell those folks to take their hands from on their ears!)
There are Two Things that I cannot have for Breakfast?
What are they? (scroll down to try and answer--no cheating)
Lunch and Dinner! Yukkkkk! Yukkkk! You, Dzy and Kathrn, both have yourselves a Safe, Happy CHRISTmas and a Safe New Year!
Ok, I've got a knock, knock joke. Ready? I'll wait. Somebody else has to start it for me....Go ahead if you're there.......
Who is the happiest girl in the world? You can get this one!
Why do birds lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them …
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
well, what if they picked that one up too?
Okay, go ahead and throw ...
A length of rope went into a bar and tried to order a drink. The owner said, "we don't serve your kind here," and threw the rope out the back door into the alley. The rope got up, tied his head in a knot mussed up his hair and went back into the bar. The owner stared at him for a moment, then said, "Hey, aren't you that rope I just threw out?" The rope answered, "I'm a-frayed-knot."
by Liz Elias 12 months ago
My daughter made this one up! Groan! (And can you believe, she has a teenage daughter herself!)Why did the woman use hand sanitizer before driving?Ready?.....She wanted to have a clean driving record!Let's hear it: altogether, now, G-R-O-A-N-N-N-N ! ! ! !
by Elizabeth Rayen 7 years ago
What is your favorite "Knock Knock Joke?"We all grew up with them! We all told them to someone, somewhere, sometime in our lifetime. There are so many of them out there! Some repeated, some made up. But no matter where we hear them, they always bring to us a giggle and a smile! What is...
by MomsTreasureChest 6 years ago
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by dashingscorpio 17 months ago
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by Catherine Giordano 10 months ago
I wrote an answer to a question, but hours later I thought of something I wanted to add to my answer. Is there a way for me to edit my answer?
by Sheepsquatch 6 years ago
Is there a way to create a scroll over answer question?I would like to be able to ask a question without the answer appearing until someone is ready to see it.
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