New Joke...

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   DzyMsLizzyposted 10 months ago

   At the risk of incurring the wrath of fellow writers, I humbly submit my newest corny joke.  No, it isn't a knock-knock joke.
   
   (Ducking rotten eggs and tomatoes.)
   
   Q.  Why are practitioners of meditation electrical?  (Now, no cheating; really try to think of the answer before you scroll down)
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   A: Because they vibrate with "Ohms." 
   
   (Ducking again...okay, I will attempt (not promise) not to invent any more corny jokes.)

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 10 months ago

   Why do seagulls fly over the sea?"
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Because if they fly over the bay we'd have to call them ...

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      kenneth averyposted 10 months agoin reply to this

      Okay, Dzy and Kathryn I am supposed to be on my Two-week Christmas/New Years Day Vacation, but I was on my way to take my nightly medications for pain and to get to sleep and saw you girls here and I wanted to participate.
      Oh, I loved Your Jokes . . .both of you.
      Now here is mine.
      (Tell those folks to take their hands from on their ears!)
      
      There are Two Things that I cannot have for Breakfast?
      
      
      
      What are they?  (scroll down to try and answer--no cheating)
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      Lunch and Dinner!   Yukkkkk! Yukkkk! You, Dzy and Kathrn, both have yourselves a Safe, Happy CHRISTmas and a Safe New Year!

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   cam8510posted 10 months ago

   Ok, I've got a knock, knock joke. Ready?  I'll wait. Somebody else has to start it for me....Go ahead if you're there.......

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      cam8510posted 10 months agoin reply to this

      ????

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   Coffeequeeenposted 10 months ago

   Knock knock!

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      cam8510posted 10 months agoin reply to this

      Who's there?

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      k@riposted 10 months agoin reply to this

      Who is the happiest girl in the world?  You can get this one!
      
      
      
      
      
      
      Gladys

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         kenneth averyposted 10 months agoin reply to this

         @ Kari

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            k@riposted 10 months agoin reply to this

            

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               kenneth averyposted 10 months agoin reply to this

               K@ri, I see your and I will raise you two

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 10 months ago

   Why do birds lay eggs?
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Because if they dropped them …

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   Kathryn L Hillposted 10 months ago

   Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   well, what if they picked that one up too?
   
   Okay, go ahead and throw ...

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   cam8510posted 10 months ago

   I'm glad to see my knock knock joke finally went over

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   MizBejabbersposted 10 months ago

   Y'all are incorrigible! But funny.

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   cam8510posted 10 months ago

   A length of rope went into a bar and tried to order a drink. The owner said, "we don't serve your kind here," and threw the rope out the back door into the alley. The rope got up, tied his head in a knot mussed up his hair and went back into the bar. The owner stared at him for a moment, then said, "Hey, aren't you that rope I just threw out?" The rope answered, "I'm a-frayed-knot."

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      snakeslaneposted 10 months agoin reply to this

      Knot bad

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      DzyMsLizzyposted 10 months agoin reply to this

      **facepalm**
      groaner, but funny!

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