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New Joke...

  1. DzyMsLizzy profile image95
    DzyMsLizzyposted 2 months ago

    At the risk of incurring the wrath of fellow writers, I humbly submit my newest corny joke.  No, it isn't a knock-knock joke.

    (Ducking rotten eggs and tomatoes.)

    Q.  Why are practitioners of meditation electrical?  (Now, no cheating; really try to think of the answer before you scroll down)










    A: Because they vibrate with "Ohms." 

    (Ducking again...okay, I will attempt (not promise) not to invent any more corny jokes.)

  2. Kathryn L Hill profile image81
    Kathryn L Hillposted 2 months ago

    Why do seagulls fly over the sea?"











    Because if they fly over the bay we'd have to call them ...

    1. kenneth avery profile image85
      kenneth averyposted 2 months agoin reply to this

      Okay, Dzy and Kathryn smile I am supposed to be on my Two-week Christmas/New Years Day Vacation, but I was on my way to take my nightly medications for pain and to get to sleep and saw you girls here and I wanted to participate.
      Oh, I loved Your Jokes . . .both of you.
      Now here is mine.
      (Tell those folks to take their hands from on their ears!)

      There are Two Things that I cannot have for Breakfast?



      What are they?  (scroll down to try and answer--no cheating)







      Lunch and Dinner!   Yukkkkk! Yukkkk! You, Dzy and Kathrn, both have yourselves a Safe, Happy CHRISTmas and a Safe New Year!

  3. cam8510 profile image96
    cam8510posted 2 months ago

    Ok, I've got a knock, knock joke. Ready?  I'll wait. Somebody else has to start it for me....Go ahead if you're there.......

    1. cam8510 profile image96
      cam8510posted 2 months agoin reply to this

      ????

  4. Coffeequeeen profile image83
    Coffeequeeenposted 2 months ago

    Knock knock!

    1. cam8510 profile image96
      cam8510posted 2 months agoin reply to this

      Who's there?

    2. k@ri profile image91
      k@riposted 2 months agoin reply to this

      Who is the happiest girl in the world?  You can get this one!






      Gladys

      1. kenneth avery profile image85
        kenneth averyposted 2 months agoin reply to this

        smile @ Kari

        1. k@ri profile image91
          k@riposted 2 months agoin reply to this

          big_smile

          1. kenneth avery profile image85
            kenneth averyposted 8 weeks agoin reply to this

            K@ri, I see your smile and I will raise you two smile smile

  5. Kathryn L Hill profile image81
    Kathryn L Hillposted 8 weeks ago

    Why do birds lay eggs?









    Because if they dropped them … yikes

  6. Kathryn L Hill profile image81
    Kathryn L Hillposted 8 weeks ago

    Why do flamingos stand on one leg?











    well, what if they picked that one up too?

    Okay, go ahead and throw ...

  7. cam8510 profile image96
    cam8510posted 8 weeks ago

    I'm glad to see my knock knock joke finally went over

  8. MizBejabbers profile image89
    MizBejabbersposted 8 weeks ago

    Y'all are incorrigible! But funny.

  9. cam8510 profile image96
    cam8510posted 8 weeks ago

    A length of rope went into a bar and tried to order a drink. The owner said, "we don't serve your kind here," and threw the rope out the back door into the alley. The rope got up, tied his head in a knot mussed up his hair and went back into the bar. The owner stared at him for a moment, then said, "Hey, aren't you that rope I just threw out?" The rope answered, "I'm a-frayed-knot."

    1. snakeslane profile image79
      snakeslaneposted 8 weeks agoin reply to this

      Knot bad

    2. DzyMsLizzy profile image95
      DzyMsLizzyposted 8 weeks agoin reply to this

      **facepalm**
      groaner, but funny!

     
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